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« on: July 03, 2005, 07:05:24 pm »
Oh its such good fun!
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« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2005, 01:50:23 am »
I didn't want to say anything, but fuck it. I doubt anyone that would attempt to create this would be any better at public speaking.
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« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2005, 05:46:25 am »
Amen to that
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« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2005, 12:21:00 pm »
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I didn't want to say anything, but fuck it. I doubt anyone that would attempt to create this would be any better at public speaking.

Oh come on now, i've heard more succinct speech's coming from comatose drunkards at 3 am in the morning as they try to get in a club.
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« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2005, 06:23:24 pm »
What I do love about this is peoples lack of humour. It's an amusing little thing.
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« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2005, 06:29:47 pm »
oh thank-god cheers brutha glad you enjoyed it. To be honest i couldn't have given a shit if it was Bush Blair or freaking Michael Jackson, gave me a chuckle coming up with absurd speech's Wink
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« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2005, 06:40:23 pm »
i started to write one but it bothered me because the speech was so sporadic. if they let you adjust the time between words it'd be nice.
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« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2005, 06:55:50 pm »
yeah - you can add pause's but its not very flexable. needs a much bigger archive of words as well - and the massive pitch changes between some clips kinda bugged me
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« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2005, 07:52:41 pm »
go to Load a speach and you can see mine there lol
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« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2005, 08:28:59 pm »
ROFL Very good Bront's it sounds rather similar to mine, without the shitting of WMD's though i must confess Wink
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« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2005, 01:39:11 am »
love it... Grin I had some fun with it

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and crypt... I may not be better at public speaking but I promise I could at least write my own speech.
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« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2005, 05:11:33 am »
Dude, crypt, bush doesnt even write his own speaches. regardless of that fact, he's always looked, and sounded like a monkey trying to articulate something he doesn't understand.
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« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2005, 11:40:41 am »
Here's the real guy behind his speaches
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« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2005, 11:51:54 am »
No joka no please, i cant stop laughing  lol
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« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2005, 02:08:32 pm »
funny, but he says something very true: americans don't want someone who can speak correctly, they want someone who can speak like they do...retardedly.
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« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2005, 03:11:01 pm »
haha im going to have to change my bush quote, i love the "lit illit litelitteracy" one, great stuff.

You don't have any more where that came from do you Joka?
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haha im going to have to change my bush quote, i love the "lit illit litelitteracy" one, great stuff.

You don't have any more where that came from do you Joka?

Unfortunately, no.
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« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2005, 05:14:36 pm »
aren't there entire books titled "bushisms"?
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« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2005, 05:17:35 pm »
what about this? Grin
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« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2005, 07:49:53 pm »
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm
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