If WW II had been faught online

> *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
> *Eisenhower has joined the game.*
> *paTTon has joined the game.*
> *Churchill has joined the game.*
> *benny-tow has joined the game.*
> *T0J0 has joined the game.*
> *Roosevelt has joined the game.*
> *Stalin has joined the game.*
> *deGaulle has joined the game.*
> Roosevelt: hey sup
> T0J0: y0
> Stalin: hi
> Churchill: hi
> Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
> paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
> T0JO: lol
> Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
> benny-tow: haha america sux
> Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
> Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
> Stalin: cool
> deGaulle: #### Hitler rushed some1 help
> Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
> Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
> Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
> Roosevelt: get antiair guns
> Churchill: i cant afford them
> benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
> paTTon: stfu
> Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
> deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
> Eisenhower: i cant do sh1t til rosevelt gives me an army
> paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
> Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
> deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
> *deGaulle has left the game.*
> Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
> benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
> benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
> Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
> T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
> Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
> T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
> Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
> Hitler[AoE]: wtf
> Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge
fockin
army
> Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
> Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
> Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
> T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
> Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
> Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
> Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
> benny-tow: haha
> benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in
italy
soon
> sum1
> T0J0: o sh1t i cant help u i got my hands full
> Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
> Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
> Stalin: church help me
> Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
> Stalin: dont be an arss
> Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
> Eisenhower: LOL
> benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
> Hitler: o man ur focked
> paTTon: oh what now biotch
> Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
> *benny-tow has been eliminated.*
> benny-tow: lame
> Roosevelt: gj patton
> paTTon: thnx
> Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
> Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
> Eisenhower: Nuts!
> benny~tow: wtf that mean?
> Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
> paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun c0cksocker
> Stalin: rofl
> T0J0: HAHAHHAA
> Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
> Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
> *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
> benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
> Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
> Stalin: OMG LMAO!
> Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows
> *Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
> paTTon: hahahhah
> T0J0: my teammates are n00bs
> benny~tow: shut up noob
> Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
> paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
> Eisenhower: yah me too
> T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
> Eisenhower: fock u
> paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
> Stalin: go to hell lol
> paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
> Eisenhower: yah this is gay
> *Roosevelt has left the game.*
> Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
> Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
> *tru_m4n has joined the game.*
> tru_m4n: hi all
> T0J0: hey
> Stalin: sup
> Churchill: hi
> tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
> tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY SH!T I GOT NUKES
> Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
> tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
> Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
> T0J0: wtf is nukes?
> T0J0: holy sh!t holysh!t hoylshti!!!111
> *T0J0 has been eliminated.*
> *The Allied team has won the game!*
> Eisenhower: awesome!
> Churchill: gg noobs no re
> T0J0: thats bullsh!t u fockin suck
> *T0J0 has left the game.*
> *Eisenhower has left the game.*
> Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me
for
> sh!t
> Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
> tru_m4n: l8r all
> benny~tow: bye
> Churchill: l8r
> Stalin: fock u all
> tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
> *tru_m4n has left the game.*
> benny~tow: lololol u commie
> Churchill: ROFL
> Churchill: bye commie
> *Churchill has left the game.*
> *benny~tow has left the game.*
> Stalin: i hate u all fags
> *Stalin has left the game.*
> paTTon: lol no1 is left
> paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
> *paTTon has been eliminated.*
> paTTon: o sh!t!
> *paTTon has left the game.*