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« on: May 08, 2005, 12:08:46 pm »
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

" Hi, is Tony home?"
" No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

" No, come in."

They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."

Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "

Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
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« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2005, 12:54:43 pm »
 clapping hands very good very good  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2005, 03:19:54 am »
ahahaha
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2005, 09:08:41 pm »
That's freakin awesome.
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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2005, 11:50:43 pm »
That is freaking funny, too bad I don't have any hot neighbours or owe $ to any of them to test this out on.
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« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2005, 02:33:20 am »
Chris is a smart guy... lol
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« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2005, 03:18:20 am »
sorry to bust mono's high hat, but that ones old, Ive heard it before (think readers digest but not boobs, dropping of the robe was involved)
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« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2005, 03:31:52 am »
Who the hell under age 50 reads Readers Digest?
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« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2005, 09:08:40 am »
Yea, I had read it before. I ran across it again and still laughed.  Wink
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« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2005, 11:57:50 pm »
Crypt, did I ever say I read it?  I said it came from readers digest.  Anyway YES I READ PARTS OF READERS DIGEST, HUMOR IN UNIFORM, ALL IN A DAYS WORK, AND LAUGHTER THE BEST MEDICINE, its funny stuff to read whilst taking a crap.
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« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2005, 02:48:06 am »
I now have a PSP to guide me to shit-nirvana.
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« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2005, 03:45:20 am »
dude thats kinda sick, I bet you play that when you are eating too huh.
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« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2005, 05:36:08 am »
Quote from: crypt on May 12, 2005, 03:31:52 am
Who the hell under age 50 reads Readers Digest?

Me.
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« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2005, 05:50:08 am »
Me 2 Typhy, Crypt not all of us are uncultured (YES IM CALLING READERS DIGEST CULTURE DAMN IT!)
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« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2005, 06:04:19 am »
Ok. Who under 50 has their own subscription? I won't lie, I've glanced occasionally while at my Grandma's house, but it's not like I had anything better to do.
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« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2005, 10:58:18 pm »
Not my subscription... Typhy?
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« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2005, 01:29:45 am »
Nor mine, why should I pay for something that I can get for free?
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