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I almost got killed by my own mother!
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Okay, I was comming down our driveway, going about 15MPH, Yes, I was going to fast, I come around the turn to let me out on the road, and thers my Mom's car comming up the driveway going about 10 MPH, We're only like 10 feet away, I try to stop, she tries to stop, doesn't work, I go smashing into the car, fly off of my bike, role up the windshield onto the roof, and fall into the ditch, note that in real life, this all happened much faster, 1 second I was on my bike, the next I was in the ditch. I got amazingly luckey, as all that I hit was knee, my face, my back, and my neck. Chiped my knee cap, but thats it, hurts a lot, But, had I landed slightly diffrently, I would've broken my neck, take this as a lesson, don't blindly come down driveways going 15MPH around a turn.
-Typhy; Hurt
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August 01, 2002, 01:39:26 pm »
Yeah, and I was going 105mph today
Hope you heal up though...people in these forums need to stop doing risky things...what with SK jumping fires, you crashing into cars on your bike, and alas Grifter racing his motorcycle.
Back to my 105mph though...my previous high was 100 out in the middle of nowhere I-25 north of Denver, this time I got 105 on I-25 right in Colorado Springs...and this time I didn't even realize it, there just happened to be no one in front of me so I went fast.
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Sweet!
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I once hit 110 in a rented Oldsmobile Alero. I could have gone faster, but there was a red light a mile away, so it was time to decelerate. ::grin::
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Typhy, you didnt chip your knee cap...if you did, you would be in excruciating pain and would be in the hospital right now. I know this for a fact because I took a 90mph fastball in the knee and it chipped the cap.
Point is: You cant diagnose a chipped knee cap without x-rays and possibly a mri.
As for speeds: 140mph in a 1999 Pontiac Bonneville with a supercharged engine (nearly 400 horsies there) going down the 101 freeway between San Luis Obispo and Santa Barbara at night. (I love long flat straightaways - could have gone faster, but probably would have lost control of the car.)
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bah, speeds: 900km/h in a boeing 747 crossing the atlantic.
and, on a smaller scale, 80kts in a cessna
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Yes, but I'm driving a 4 cylinder Subaru Wagon with about 150 hp. I figure if I was truly on a empty streach I could get it to 125, but that would be about it, doesn't have much more. But I was doing this 105 midday in a 55 speed limit zone of the interstate.
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I went through a wall going 73mph!
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Bah! Doing 100mph on a freeway is everyday driving for me in L.A. I wubs my Jetta!
I do make sure it's safe though as far as traffic around me
(Going fast is never safe and I don't recommend it to anyone). I have already crashed one Jetta that went THRU a wall as I was racing one night pushing my car a bit too much. Never will do that again on unfamiliar territory! I totalled my car, but my stress bar(a sporty bar that goes acrross your engine attached off your struts giving you handling when you take turns), saved my whole engine and provided protection from the impact. Glad
was looking after me.
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Assassin, I much prefer highway 5 to 101. I got up to 120 one time in my Mazda. Of course, you need to go 90 on that road in order to not get passed by truckers.
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a) Rapid, you rarely can get to 100 on the freeways around L.A. The odds are that you will hit traffic or get your ass snagged by the CHP.
b) Ace, I too prefer the 5 to the 101, but the 5 doesnt go to San Luis Obispo.
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5 goes to Seattle.
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Yeah wrathy, the 5 travels up the San Joaquin Valley of California from the Mexican border up the Seattle, but doesnt go to the coastline where san luis obispo is.
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No Sin, thats true, it's a not a chip out of the bone, just out of the skin. I didn't mean to say Cap, just knee, You got a 90 in the knee? I took about a 60 in the elbow and I was in extreme pain and wasn't able to even finish the game.
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Well...Ill try not to make this a pissing contest but....
I hit 155mph in my parents Audi V8 comin home from town one night, wasnt very smart of me and my friends because we were all well intoxicated and the next morning I realy thanked god that my stupidity didnt get anyone killed....but it was fun, hehe
and also when i was 18 ?I had a GSXR 750 and hit 140mph on a one mile stretch, THAT GOT THE BLOOD PUMPIN
but now i have a toyota 4 runner and i rarely take it over 75.
btw, good to hear yur ok tyhpy
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1 second I was on my bike, the next I was in the ditch.
-Typhy; Hurt
errmm... Typhy, you don't need a bike to live in the ditch..
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Well...Ill try not to make this a pissing contest but....
I hit 155mph in my parents Audi V8 comin home from town one night,
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Bah! ?Doing 100mph on a freeway is everyday driving for me in L.A. ?I wubs my Jetta!
omfg!!!
you VW-Audi-whores!!
buy a real car!!
a Viper or something...
btw: I drive a VW Golf Variant tdi (european shit)
this is what we call a station-wagon...
and Typhy, try to do the same to your mom... talking about getting even... let her ride your bike; and you drive the car.. but... you drive 60mph... try it..
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Bah, Viper a real car?
The only real car is the Subaru Impreza WRX...it can actually handle snow and gravel but is also extremely powerful and fast. If you took the Viper on a rally it would be destroyed on the first or second turn.
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147mph in a E36 BMW M3
150mph in a 89' Ford torus SHO (shocking) its a supercharged v6.
ohter cars that have been speed tested are as followed
91' Integra, hit 155mph after it was stolden from my house, and involved in a police chase.
01' Accord, car wobbles at 100mph, i don't have the balls to bring it higher
94' Explorer, 95mph (heavy peice of shit)
1980 Dodge custom pickup truck, 75mph
69' pontiac with a 454cu, 110mph
02' Impreza, 110mph
And one of the most shocking things ever
1970 VW beetle my uncle was driving was pulled over at the bottom of a long hill for traveling at 130mph. The cops radar said he was going 130, the speedometer stops at 75mph.
Most these tests were conducted on the I-90 floating bridge in seattle.
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02' Impreza, 110mph
Bah, way not to push the car to actually see how fast it can go. If I can get my 4 cylinder wagon going 110, I'm pretty sure the turbo charged Impreza WRX can go 150 if you had the space.
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And one of the most shocking things ever
1970 VW beetle my uncle was driving was pulled over at the bottom of a long hill for traveling at 130mph. The cops radar said he was going 130, the speedometer stops at 75mph.
muahahahahahaa... VW rulez!!!
prolly not the original engine...
i guess a Porshe Boxer engine?
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