SEND DEATH MESSAGES OF ANY SORT HERE!!!

[Peekay]

I mean...I love receiving death threats/messages, it's...really funny...and I love it...it's...beautiful in a weird way.

I recieved this from romulus:



I...love it....I really do...Keep them coming guys!!!

Peekay

[SiGmA_X]

Death threats? Where did those come up? Well, I must say, it is a good topic with you. Well, if you are ever down in Vegas, stay the fu*k away from me! LOL! Cya later Juliet!


Happy? Its a nice log of red flying. I quite like it!

[SiGmA_X]

And you know where it says 'Please Welcome Peekay, our newest member'? Who wants to welcome Peekay? Not I! I think that we should ask Mauti to change that, since Peekay is a DUMBASS, and hated by all!

[Bander messenging "Death"]

Heyas Death!

I know u are pretty busy with all this crime and war
on this fukced planet. but if u have time could u just
walk over to peekays house and take him to Hades?
But u will have to show him a "proof" its u.
better knock him onto his head and drag him with u
without arguing. Ah yes - might be that he gives himself
different names - this is totally normal. Just keep
an eye on him or better a gun. Cuz if u let him go we -
the R6 GR Clans will go for YOU Mr. Death cuz there
is no excuse to do your damn job shit like this would be. Greetings from (im not an idiot i wont tell ya masta)

*** Rednap

[Grifter]

Nah, I don't want you to die.  The world needs it's ditch diggers too!  I just don't want you to breed.... the average IQ in the gene pool needs to go up, not down.

[Mr._Death]

Hey Bander!

You're right, I am kind of busy with sending innocent people to their grave and genocide and all, but I read your message and I just had to take five minutes off and reply.

I'm afraid there's nothing I could do about Peekay in this case. Being Death is fun and all, but there are certain responsibilities that go along with it. Frankly, I'm not supposed to interfere with human's unless they're dead. It's in the handbook you get when you become Death. God was very specific about this.

However, accidents can happen. So if someone were to, oh, I don't know, push Peekay in front of a moving car, or maybe smother him with a pillow while he's sleeping, well, I'd have to do my job now, wouldn't I?

There's nothing more I can do about it. This death business is a harsh mistress.

Sincerely,
Mr. Death

PS: See you soon, Scott

[Peekay]

Thank you guys...I love you all.

Peekay

[SiGmA_X]

I had this neighbro...he has LOTS of AK-47's and the like... I wounder how much he charges... But a moving car would be more fun, wouldnt it Peekay? Blood splatered on  to the gril... I'll get back to ya!














jp Peekay! dont want anything to happen 2 ya! and Mauti, dont u DARE ban him! its too much fun making fun of him!

[Peekay]

Hey! At least I'm in this world for something...

Peekay

P.S.  And about this program...I'm gonna tell you how it works AFTER I finish it....Cause that's the thing that we need most...AFTER ...we finish it.

[*DAMN Bander]

(i wish i could switch identities like peekay "the master of illusion" is able too. then i could answer "Mr. Death" in a funnier way lol - i laughted my ass off and had immidately to smoka a joint

*cough?  ----------------------- ------ ------  -------     ----   ---- --

excuse me mr. death!

i apologize for criticising your style of work and i must agree - in the end u always have "satisfied" customers - but if u can spare another 5 minutes from cleaning the worlds surface from its "accidently" death cadavers i would like to know to whom i must speak - concerning that little monkey i bought in the pet shop (the one with the mutated head and no genitalia). he was cute in
the beginning but then he started to pie overall in my flat, he kept throwing things to the floor and he always said it was the goldfish. yes i know - now u think to possess a speaking monkey with a deformed brain and no genetalia would be cool and interesting. Believe me Mr. Death - its just SHIT! and now he started to come into my bed to at night even when i TOLD him to stay OUT. I fired a whole mag of a friends benelli into his deformed head but i guess this is a completely useless organ for him.

Now he started to flood my toilet and bathroom - so I MUST GET RID OF HIM! now please - could u tell me which evil god is the "person" i got to talk to - and who gets me rid of my deformed, genitalia-less, shit speaking monkey?

Tnx Mr. Death - and i promise i will clean up the mess myself (once i know where to shoot him "verbally" to be save from his stupidy)

once again Mr. Death i say sorry for my imperfect english but i know u speak 1000 languages so ...

regards to all these red dressed female devils down there - do u want to swap one of these against my monkey? i dont care about names but i wont accept any julias - i said as i said female

Yours Bander (who hopes we will NOT meet to soon)

greets ;9


P.S.:
Scott - to meet YOU is always a pleasure