yehah.

[jn.blackhand]

i hearby nominate myself for moderator of all the forums here!

I would make a good moderator because I have no personal opinions of anyone here. To me you are all equally worthless.

And if necessary I will, like so many mods before me, post incoherent bullshit with plenty of spelling mistakes.

(C'mon, it worked for romulus)

[jn.wrath]

With Ace going off to college and forgetting about us, we're gonna be short a mod.. black would fill in quite nicely.

I second it.

[Ace]

***Ace smacks blackhand

sit down boy... i definitely havent forgotten bout the forums; my conn has been a bitch and i have been busy this week, but i still come on pretty regularly (gr for the past couple weeks has been a little diff) amazing as it seems to you, i actually have a real life (cue endless jokes) this week is rush week so i will be pretty busy but it should calm down a little after that

[Grifter]

NOOOOO!  Ace, don't do it.  For the love of God, drop that pledge pin and back away slowly....

Please tell me that you are just partaking of the free booze and loose women available during pledge week.  Please tell me that you are not going to become a Frat Boy.....  I'll have to reevaluate the respect that you've earned from me here.....

[Ace]

im still not sure if i will actually pledge... trust me, the frat im rushing at is the only respectable one i have found; these guys actually have some good sense about em unlike most of the idiots in the other ones

for now, ill just take the free beer and enjoy

[jn.blackhand]

frat house vs. co-ed dorm.

[Grifter]

Blackie, fine point!

Don't forget the "buy friends vs Independant Thought" or "Pompus Snob Dumbass" vs "Frat Boy Mocking Smart Ass"

Why join a frat.... just go to a couple parties, go out back with your buddies, and carry off one of the reserve full kegs back to your dorm room (the one with the cute girls living across the hall).  When you finish it, turn it into a lamp (no shit, that's what we did)!

Just don't do it Ace.... look at it this way..... Rom would.

[Precious_Roy]

When you finish it, turn it into a lamp (no shit, that's what we did)!

Haha, poor Grift, who has to talk about college in the past tense. ?Poor Grift, who fights with socially inept, laptop-toting, and genuinely foolish teenagers in his spare time. ?Poor Mort, who is bound to share a similar fate in ten years.

[Grifter]

Mort, I'm still laughing.  But a small correction... I'm still in college.  Mind you, it's for my second masters, I don't drink much anymore, and I don't go to frats to party, but I still learn and enjoy the eye candy! (just don't tell my wife.... er... except... that's how I met her..... sure hope she thinks I quit looking... heh).

[Precious_Roy]

I'm not sure how one can respond to your last post, grift, but here goes...


HOLY MOTHER OF GOD grift, you know, most people usually stop at the first. ?Is the second really THAT necessary? ?Instead you could always just PhD it up, though I know I'd not be the only one who'd find it disconcerting calling you Dr. Grift.

More importantly, Black and I saw Apocolypse Now Redux this evening; it's more impressive than Grift's wall-o-diplomas.

[kos.viper]

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Thats all i have to say

[Grifter]

heh, actually, I've been playing around with the idea of getting my PhD... but it would only be so they called me "Dr. Baker".   I don't plan on teaching college, so there's no real reason for me to get a PhD.  Why so many.... so much left to learn.  

Is the Redux that different???

[Black Sheep]

I heard it has like an hour of extra footage. Sounds good.

Yeah yeah yeah, shut up grif ?
i have 3 years to determin what im gunna do in collage, and which one im gunna go to, ect....

I doubt you'll get in to any literacy courses!

[PsYcO aSsAsSiN]

what did you expect sheep? i mean, look who is posting it  

[Ace]

GRIFT, you can un-twist your panties now, it looks like im not gonna be joining a frat, just doesnt seem like the best option

you know, when rom says he has three years till he goes to college, doesnt that make anyone else think that he is most likely a senior in high school?

[Black Sheep]

that just means hes in grade 10

[kos.viper]

pffh, stupid sophomores, Class of 2003 Rules!!!

[Grifter]

And all of a sudden, the words to the BNL song "Grade 9" come roaring into my consousness.....  

Black Sheep... I don't think you quite got that last one.

Ace.... I don't wear panties ;-P

Rom.... hope you can run a 4.3 40.... 'cause most guys that write like you in college can..... heh.  

[Ace]

hahahahha GRIFT

also, if you dont wear panties, does this mean you go commando all the time?

[Grifter]

Ace.... you're a swimmer right?  Swimmers (good ones) like Navy SEALs (probably where the term "commando" came from in this reference), never wear underwear.  Just slows you down.