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Dumbest Noob moves youve ever seen.
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Ok, i was curious what are the worst things youve ever seen a noob do in an rs game. The dumbest thing ive ever seen was when a noob (who shall remain nameless) sugested to play Tag (hand tag no guns or anything) in an rs game
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Lol, we used to play Hide and go seek down in the basement of CSL, everyone but 1 person unarmed, the unarmed people go hide, the armed guy goes after them. Biggest noob move... hmm... I guess that I would have to say Casper for wanting to do smoke gernade wars, no guns, just grenades, or in the other sence, I would have to say anyone who throws frags out of the windows at CSL.
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i saw a newbie ask what the warp key was....
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Re: Dumbest Noob moves youve ever seen.
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I like the noobs that camp on my SA HBS
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if you want to see professional noobs play, run to your ?(uNt? hosts everywere. The games we end up playing are insain... suicide wars on castle (no guns), Sniper wars with the saw only, pistol sniping, and numourous other hard core camping games on spa, when a single game can last for 35mins. Sometimes C4 wars is cool. usualy we just do that shit to have fun on ocasion
But the funniest thing i've seen a noob do is beg me to let them into cunt.
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The biggest noobs post on this thread..lol
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Back on topic (kind of):
I remember when some Cunts (before they were Cunt or was it *NADS? Bah, i dont know.), bb, and I would go insane at the castle and commit suicide game after game by jumping from the top of the castle wall after unleashing out all of our nades (flash, smoke, and frag) on to the courtyard below. Boy, those were the good old days
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Also, nothing tops the flashbang/tk wars that BB and I had...you know things are going well for you when you kill your opponent with a flashbang grenade.
OK, actually on topic now: A long time ago in a land far far away, during a cb with the old CIA, I told Romulus and one of his other cronies that I would give him 5 bucks if he stood on top of the bunker in CSL and stayed there. About two minutes later, I went to check if they actually went up there, and they did, so I took out my HKG36K and tore them a new one.
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you killed our spam you worthless admin!
btw suicide wars is a weaponless game set on castle...
the objective is to be the first to jump off the wall and die, along with your team. kinda like lemmings.
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One of the most noobiest move I have ever seen was a sniper in Training Maze. Yes, that's right, he had a walther, crouched right next to a barrel, TRYING TO SNIPE!
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Another noob move I saw today. They weren't actually noobs but they will remain nameless. Opposite oponents were dancing when one of them managed to get behind the other one. The victim was gimped badly and walking backwards facing a door where he thought the enemy was located. At the same time the OTHER dude was walking backwards too. So he changed weapons, reloaded his pistol, and finally shot the victim.
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thx for deleting that bs ass, lucky for you i won't try to start a issue about it like rapid does
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Biggest noob move ive seen is a noob that was c4 camping saw me but i ran away and he came after me and i ran at him then he clicked his c4 and blew himself up. Had the be the funniest shit ive ever seen.
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biggest noob move was when an opponent from the opposite team ran up to me when i was outta ammo and i was like,"oh shit" and then he started humping me ad hes like,"is this how you hump?"
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The biggest newb I ever saw was a guy trying to shoot himself with his sniper rifle. Then the very next game he decided to camp with c4. Sadly enough he camped right over the c4 thinking that it was next to a door. He died and I havent seen him since
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Yesterday i saw a noob using the Barret on every level saying "its the most accurate full auto gun out there" it made me laugh so hard.
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The biggest noob move I've ever seen is when I was on the blue team and this new born noob on the gold team on the map The Met. Our starting points were Entrance and Ship Room. Well this noob made it to the entrance doors before blue had a chance to open them. Guess what he was doing.....He was camped right in front of the right door with his back facing us...He thought he had a nice hiding spot but man did he shit his pants when he got a gun up his ass.
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The dumbest noob move ive ever seen is when in the met the inserts are entrance and something and the noob starts out in the vase. they just camp there cause they cant get shot and they can kill other people unless theyre naded. i never knew of that idea until i saw it...
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haha when i played RS... oh man i have done EVERY thing you guys have stated here. starting from smoke wars,tag, hide and go seek, c4ing my self (suic4), to tryin to shoot my self with a sniper rifle (drats couldnt do it =( )
but i think the dumbest noob move would have to be when i saw a guy on challet entrance, he ran to that long drive way. where no one goes. and waited there for the entire game, and kept saying , "come on on guys you going to charge up the drive way," , i kinda laughed...
but for those who dont know what i am talking about that drive way is a deadend.. looks like you can go down there, but you cant. so practically he was staring at a wall and asking if any one was going ?to come through ?it.....
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Me. ?i was the biggest n00b. ?Still am. ?It took me several days to figure out how to run, a week to figure out how to reload, and several months to turn off fog so that I could snipe on Road and Hacienda.
In a close second, though, is Loudnotes. ?because he didn't know what he was doing in his first set of games, he followed me all around the map (mint to be exact) ?it was one of the funniest experiences of my life. ?Needles to say he was immediatly accepted into the [Janitor] clan.
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Me. ?i was the biggest n00b. ?Still am. ?It took me several days to figure out how to run, a week to figure out how to reload, and several months to turn off fog so that I could snipe on Road and Hacienda.
I think I know what you have felt... same shit happend to me... only for the fog tho...
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