Good Hbs Techniques.

[?{RiP}? Vapor]

Bite me Assassin... been driving legal for two years. Took a course to get my license hah! BTW: Even if I wasn't legal... it wouldn't be my mom driving with me, it would be my dad. He owns anyone at stand-ups. Dest, I'll make sure I think of you... NOT!

I own at all water sports... wakeboarding, sking, and kneeboarding. For those who haven't tried... it's not as easy as you would think.

Oso- Yes, damn ROM! Heh! He changed a perfectly good thread about the game, into a thread about street racing. Damn that bitch to hell!  

Dest- Where you live? Ever been in trouble with the cops? My sister's boyfriend's friend has a '98 Monte Carlo equipped with NoS. THING SMOKES! He has so many points on his license for running from the cops.

[Destructo]

intruoble with the cops???..ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa.....they tail me every chance they get!!!

[PsYcO aSsAsSiN]

you fucking retard vapor...look at Romulus' post above mine.

Yes MazdaSlut (Dest) cops suck. The problem in Southern California is that you cant get away from them like you can in the middle of no where Canada. In the greater L.A. region, they flag your plates down then send an aerial unit up...then comes the news choppers. heh.

[Destructo]

Assassssassssasssssasssssson....ya cause the wacko's come from where u live....LMAO

p.s...i hate fat women....there pigs....cattle.....

[Grifter]

FYI, they made running from the cops (aka "fleeing and evading") a FELONY here in Michigan.  The guy behind the parts counter at one of the local shops has a court date coming up soon.....  Damn street that dead-ended into the woods in the U.P. hehe.... he had nowhere to go.  He actually hid with his motorcycle in the woods for 4 hours before he got up to leave and saw the cop (and the cop saw him) still sitting there.

As for me, I haven't actually had a ticket since 1994.... I'm as amazed as anyone.

The moral here... if you are going to run, make sure you don't get caught!

P.S. did anyone here read about the guy in Chicago that was clocked at 160mph in a school zone off Lake Shore??  After catching him, the first things the cops did was to call the motorcycle shop to find out if it could really go that fast, or if their equiptment was just F'd up.  Oh, he ended up getting 14 different tickets, and lost his liscense for a minimum of 5 years.

[Destructo]

A FELONY!

I can see why, cause half the time when the cops chase u, in the states anyway, they almost always cause the accident with other cars then the actual person running....and the funny thing is the cops are glorified as heros, meanwhile the mini-van that had a full family in it are in the hospital because the cop could not use the break...crazy freaks...thet stupid bumper manuvear where he spind u around..that forces more accidents then it dosen't...

FYI....in canada they have to give up the chase after 1 mile, if it's in a busy area...unlike the cops in the staes who hit school children to get thier man!

grrrrrr...

[Matt]

i posted my response to wraths post about two minutes later than he made his but it took 4 hours to post it. while were talking about it, my plan for a car is to steal my grandpas 91 accura its only got abot 150,000 miles on it... runs good though...

as for hbsing, hb pucks are the best... getting creative in where you place them can be fun

[Mike]

what was the yea of the RX-7 in the fast and the furious?

[PsYcO aSsAsSiN]

Same in California Grifter, except it counts 2x felony   One for inciting a police chase, and the second is failure to yield to an officer's commands...rather funny for the saps in chases. minimum 5 years in the slammer for getting in a chase (as long as you dont do anything else wrong). With the police chopper flying overhead, they also count all of the violations you have done and then send you a fat ticket plus more jail time (if necessary).

Absoluttely nothing beats a southern california chase   .. anything that can happen in a chase has happened in southern california

[Oso]

AND AGAIN!!!!! ROM SCREWED IT UP!! 1st we were to be talking about hbs tatics for dest!, and now we are talking about the cop-a-roonies!!!!... fools!!!





p.s. Hehe matt my car has 169,987 miles on it =D but runs like an old grandma on steroids!... =D

[jn.wrath]

Oh yeah, Oso? Well, my 1995 Honda Accord has over 100,000 miles on it.. and my 1988 Ford Crown Victoria station wagon (AKA: the Tank) has over 200,000.

My bro's Ford Taurus also owns all your damn imports and US made cars. 0-55 (can't go above that, really) in 12 seconds flat. Beat that, MAZDA owners.

[Destructo]

Wrath..i;'m hurt...MAZADA?...it's mazda...plz pronounce it properly for my feelings sake..thx..lol..

Mike...you on crack?...did u see that car?...the red one...that's the Veilside se7en..it's fucking and i stress fucking fast...it has i believe twin turbos and mods gallore...i'm too lazy to check, but it;s one of the best se7en's in the world.

Can someone let me borrow 10 bucks?

thxs

[Bondo]

Well, I'm proud to say I have a perfect driving record, and not just because I escaped the police.  I do drive about 10-25 over the speed limits though depending on traffic and whether.  Fastest I got my subaru wagon going is 103 on the I-25 here in CO.  Later this year I'll be getting a new 4 year old used car.  I'm hoping I can find a Subaru Impreza 2.5 RS (the lower grade model of the WRX, the sweetest car in the world for rallying.)  Now for the comment to bring on insults...I only know how to drive an automatic.  I'm to lazy to learn a manual because I mostly do city driving and wouldn't want one.

[jn.wrath]

Bravo, Bondo! Let's together overthrow these "racing" dictators.

Dest, notice I didn't spell it "MAZADA" as you claimed, its "MAZDA", perhaps you were too inebriated to notice..

Bondo, my aunt has an Impreza.. oh.. what a sweet car.. just playing Gran Turismo 3 makes me want one too..

[Matt]

wrath just edited his post... reminds me of the book 1984 i am reading for english...

[Bondo]

wrath just edited his post... reminds me of the book 1984 i am reading for english...

If your teacher lets you watch the movie version like mine did, don't be tempted to actually look at the screen during the woman's full frontal, it isn't worth the permanant scars from seeing the hairy pits (unless that is your bag).  Either way, great book.

[Ace]

Ahh, nothing like a good SoCal car chase. Before break, I saw a badass bus chase.

I actually would like to test my theory in Northern California. If I could make it into the mountains by my friends house, I'm pretty sure I could get away. A chopper couldn't see me under all the trees, and unless you know the roads really well, you will got lost instantly.

[?{RiP}? Vapor]

You can burn the cops pretty quick in my town. Bunch of dumbass "po-pos" as I call them in "snow" cars. They just fat asses with badges. Can't do nothing. But you can get speeding tickets REALLY easy. The cop cars have no lights on top of the car and none on the sides so when they a couple cars behind you, you can't tell, it looks like a regular car. They only have strobes inside the car. So you can get busted for speeding real easy.

[Destructo]

See unlike u ppl....i keep atrusty Mp5-PDW  under my seat...so i shoot at the chooper that tries following me..

i want to drag a police interceptor...piece of shit ford....eventhough mazda is made by ford, i will not aceept it..

Ace..ya that's a very good stradegy...choopers hate trees, but don't forget ot hug them when u get away...

i'd definatly shoot at the chopper...

[Grifter]

Ah yes, yet another thing to love about Michigan.  Not many police helicopters here.

As for running up to northern Michigan to get away, my bike can only get 250miles on a full tank of normal riding.  If I'm flogging it, take that down to about 120 miles (i.e. track time).  Besides, if you don't lose them in the first 5 mins, you are pretty much screwed.  By then they have all the other state troopers in the area converging on you.... and that's where the news cameras and jail time come into the picture.  But, like I said, on a good sportsbike, it's usually decided before it's even started..... if you see the cop, he doesn't have a prayer.  It's the ones that sneak up behind you when you are just doing 10 over that will get you (running from them is just plain stupid.  if they are already up to speed and close before you noticed them, it's a done deal.  Sure, I can leave accelerate twice as fast, but it will take forever to get far enough ahead to be out of their line of sight.  Best to just pay the small fine.

Oh, btw, can't remember if I mentioned that bikes don't show up on radar most of the time (sportbikes that is)....  too low a profile to return a good signal if you are bent over (since your body is one of the bigest targets).  Also, sport bikes usually have aluminimum frames and parts.... so we don't trip all those new magnetic strips they drop into the road.