Good Hbs Techniques.

[Bondo]

First, Assassin, I deleted your post because it was screwing up my browser window by being too wide.  Second, Rom, I haven't ever spell checked one of my 350 or so posts and I've never had my spelling picked at.  I'm not bad at spelling but I'm no great shakes either.  Maybe if you didn't butcher spellings it wouldn't get noticed.

[Destructo]

ouch..i smell a fight commin on..

[Grifter]

Vapor, on the Dyno, my bike does a recorded 235mph.  That does not account for wind drag, or my fat ass, so my top speed is probably somewhere near 190 to 200 mph (300kph or so).  That's the track bike, it's been built up quite a bit and is not even close to being legal on the streets.

My street bike tops out around 180 -185 mph.  The only things I've done for that is switch out the exhaust, change the FI mapping, upgraded the suspension and added a steering dampner.

Dest, good to know that you at least know your own vehicle (which is far more then most people).  When I worked for Ford, they were actually designing the Mazda body work just down the hall from me.  If I were to go that way, I'd probably grab a Miata Monster (I never believed that they could shoe-horn in a 5.0L into that little car.... but I hear it really scoots.

As for getting her over 218kph, just find a nice quiet spot out in the country.  The highway is not the place to experiment... trust me.  BTW, 218 is about 130mph.

[SiGmA_X]

HUmm... I dun really care bout my spelling. What was the Ass' post that you deleted?

The fastest I have gone in a land vehicle was 165MPH in a Porshe Crarra 4 (the spellings are wrong. no shit) and it was on the German autobahn. (sry spel)

And sorry i didnt kno about the ford thing, I dont keep up on cars yet. I know what i like, and what i dont. thats bout it. Once im 16 and older (6 months) i will accualy care, cuz i will be drving.

[Bondo]

Assassin's post was a one of those one words with each letter 1 million times, it streched the browser window and screwed it all up.  Nothing against him.  Seeing as it could very well be considered spam it had double merit to be deleted.

[PsYcO aSsAsSiN]

First off, yes my post deserved to be deleted, it was excessive ?

Second off (for Romulus), your parents would be stupid to give you a car like a Porsche (pronounced por-scha) because it is a stick shift. True the Porche's have that turbo slide shift, but a new driver like yourself would not be able to handle it.

[Bondo]

Rom is a newbie.......at driving.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[?{RiP}? Vapor]

Nice Grift. This is only my cousin's 1st bike but hell, he just turned 18, and damn is that one hell of a birthday present him mother gave him. But I'm sure when he gets a new bike, you better watch out, that thing is going to smoke.

Grift, you race motorcycles? That's awesome, I am very into cars, bikes, and my big thing is jet-sking. I am sick on a stand-up (the old style of jet-skis) I have a '84 model of a Kawasaki 650 that I am rebuilding the engine on to get it racing this summer.

Doubt I'll be getting a motorcycle (damn parents). But oh well, what I can't do on land... I DO ON WATER!

[Destructo]

Grift...

U ever see that REal TV video with the biker doing 210mph down a busy highway in london??...it was taken through the bike windshield, and the guy made it out alive, swerving all the cars....i almost shit my pants watching it..

Also, i thought u should know, i d/l'd a Yahmaha R1 something..the file name is cutt off..but he's doin 178mph down a highway, the camera is in his windsheild also, but the cool thing is u see his rpm's and his speeddometer....he's flying.

235 on the dyno is fuckin quick man...

Grift..dude, if i was where u were, i'd make good friends with the fender area's of the plant and steal the whoe car piece by piece..like front fenders, hoods, truck etc etc...then by the frame and engine...that would be nice....just on the car factory note, in my town they buikt the tranny housing's for the F-150's and the also build the block for the 3.0L truck here....just a fact i thought i would share.

Asssssasssassassassassssasssain....i'm not a big fan of the side slip...i liek changing the gears the good way!..i don't need help from some 20,000 tranny!!...fat lazyy bastard's USE A CLUTCH!...lol

[Grifter]

Dest, stealing the car piece by piece would be funny, except I left Ford a few years ago and they only Designed them there... the only cars we had around were prototypes for what's coming up in 5 or 6 years (yes, I was drooling over the new T-Bird 6 years ago)  I've seen those video's too.  The guy on the R1 was in the south of France and it was run as part of a story in one of the mags.  I've even got one of those from us on the track.  We wrapped a little camcorder in a towel and taped it to the gas tank.  20 mins of looking through my windscreen at my buddy Greg's ass.... even the time that my front tire hit his rear (he got cut off in a corner and had to brake hard).  A good DVD to see that kind of riding is "Urban Extreeme".  A bunch of guys in California doing all the nutty stuff, like passing inbetween semi's on one wheel at 150mph.  These guys are nuts.

Vapor, I also ride jet ski's.  We have a pair of 98 Kow 1100's.  They are stock, will do about 70mph on flat water, but that' s no fun.  Great Lakes in a small craft advisory, now that's fun!!!

[?{RiP}? Vapor]

You guys keep tearin' it up on the steets, I'm keepin' it real on the water. This summer was greatest on my stand-up. Was on the west coast of Florida for a month, had some wicked storms, and got 10ft waves. Now, I mind you that I am on a stand-up, you take a beating riding down the bay, but then going out into the gulf with 10ft waves. I swear I was 30-40 ft in the air doing all kinds of shit. I never got so scared in my life, but hell the stupid shit I do for a rush!

[Destructo]

Vapor..as long as u keep it real..that's all we ask!...lol

I remeber one time on a Sea-doo...my first time on a sea-doo...i was on the back of one and my bro's friend was drivng..or navigating starboard..lol....anyway we hit a wave of a passing house boat, and caught soo much air i screamed like a girl...

I want a sea-doo or jet ski, but i'm scared of sharks...u guys have fun, i'll stick to the road...stick being the key word...

Grift...the great lakes??...do u come out a nice radioactive green??..lol

btw how the hell do u bold shit n these forms??...i hit the bold button and it bold's the end of my post..wtf?

[Grifter]

Dest,

As long as I stay out of Lake Erie, I wont turn green. ?I'm upstream from Fermi, Detroit and Sarnia, so I miss most of the polution. ?After all, Lake's Huron and Michigan didn't catch on fire....

As for sharks... thats one more reason to love the Great Lakes =P

Bold, what is Bold?? ?hehe. ?just use the b and /b tags in brackets[ ]

[SiGmA_X]

Assassin - They wont give me a Porshe.

I am a newbie at driving. I have been legaly driving for all of 8 months... Nearly 9 months...

[?{RiP}? Vapor]

Got two Sea-Doos. One of them being the millenium edition RX that I suped about which will do 85 on open water. However, as Grift stated, no fun. I rather being going 25 jumpin' 10ft waves and breakin my ass on the way down. I subbed (for all those who don't know what that is it's short for "submarine") my stand up last year into a 10ft wave and got such whiplash I almost broke my neck. So I have 3 jet-skis, two sea-doos and 1 84' stand up. The stand up if my favorite, takes a lot of skill and balance. A monkey can drive a sea-doo, and dest proved my point by doing so   The real skill is in the stand-up. Doing barrell rolles, subs, handstands, and shit like that all in a days fun.

[PsYcO aSsAsSiN]

legally driving with your mommy in the front seat, lol.

Grifter...I know who you are talking about (the guys in california).  They are extreme stuntsmen and extremely hated by law enforcement. The poor cruisers cant get up to them when they are going full speed in between the semis in the central california valley   . I forget what station it is, but a station devoted to daredevils on my staellite dish had a 4 hour marathon showing all the crazy shit they did

[Matt]

"stilly" Hmmm.. last time I checked, that doesn't mean anything.

When was that? 30 seconds before you made the post

[Destructo]

Monkey eh??....

i admit, i'm a monkey when it comes to water machines....but i'll strap on a waterjet and a couple of rafts to the rx7, and i'll come to yer turf and kick yer ass!!...and i'll kill sharks too..lol

sharks hate mazda's..lol...

p.s..a sharks is gonna bite u in the ass no matter what!!...they'll fine a way into those lakes....those blue bastards!

Bold?
italics?

mazda..

[Destructo]

I know i just posted about 1 min ago.....but...

For all u non-mazda believers, i just finished watching The Fast and the Furious, and there is no way in hell u can say that, that red rx7 is not FANTASTIC!

and it's fast too....like mine

btw i resent the monkey INSULT!..lol..j/k

I urge u, when u watch that movie think of good old dest and the exciting times with his mazda!!!!!!!

tear...sniff...
i cried when i saw it win the race...i was a proud mazda owner....I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!!! WOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!

Sincerly,
mazdaspeeeeeeeeeeeeed dest....

p.s, my car says hello to u guys...lol

[Oso]

OKIE here, wasnt this thread about how to play when someone was jamming?!?!?!?!?!?!?! DAMMIT ROM YOU SOB!!! START A THREAD ABOUT STREET RACING!! AND LET DEST KEEP HIS THREAD ABOUT HBSING!!!! ..... okie now.... dest i wont tell you how i use my hbs and random poop, but if you want to know pm me and i MIGHT tell you....  well wrath STILLY MEANS A WHOLE LOT!!!! mortal..... now now... it means stilly- mortal aka wrath!.. fool.....



p.s. i have an audi quatro all wheel drive, 0-60 in 6.3 seconds =D. and NO i dont street race, cuz i will just lose to those SOB people with like turbos/chargers!!! like me bro, who's car goes 0-60 in like 4.2 seconds! that SOB!!!!!

pp.ss. PM me if you really wanna know some hbs stuff =D