Getting to know some of u guys...

[Destructo]

Cops are dumb as bricks!

Ace, MAZDASPEED!!!

[Grifter]

Dest,
First, me and my buddies all have Chatterbox's (two way radios) installed in our helmets.  They are good for about 5 miles or so.

Second, yeah, you have to split up... that way, only one will get you.

Third, did I mention the little toggle switch I have wired to turn all my lights (especially BRAKE lights) off.  It was a thing we did in college... when the cops would chase us down old country roads.  Turn off the headlights and breaklights... he'll never know where you turned.

Fourth, motorcycles have one other great advantage over cars.... those teny tiny little liscense plates..... noboby can read those while you are moving.

Last, track time isn't as expensive as you'd think.  We rented the whole track for 12 hours (and they included the corner men) and it cost us about $120 per person for 15 riders.  15 riders is nothing, especially since you need to take a bunch of breaks.  We usually ride for 20 mins each run.  Your gas doesn't last much longer then that anyway at those speeds.  But I degress.  We usually just go to "open track days" which are days where they organize heats for practice and tunning of your motorcycle.  It usually costs between $50 and $150 depending on the Track for the whole weekend.  I usually get in about 16 to 20 heats in.  I could ride more, but it tends to take a bit out of you.  

If you are interested in this, first you need to go to track school and get your liscense to ride at the track.  It's usually a weekend course with lots of track time and you'll learn so much you'd never believe it (you'll be calling all the guys you "race" with now a bunch of pussies because they don't know how to push the car, and you will).  Once you get that, you can go to oppen track day and the like.  Later, to race in organized races, you need to get your racing liscense, but that's another story...

[Destructo]

Your bike is rigged for a criminal....fantastic!! lol

that's a good idea with the switch that turns your lights out...hmmm that would work well on the se7en..she's black as night baby!!....good idea..never crossed my mind...probably because my head is always under the hood...

As for the plates...my plate cover is tinted...just like my windows...so it helps a little, but when u have car headlights hittin yer ass, u can have it painted black lol, they see it...

I've always wanted to make rotating plates..i dream of this....ur car is built with a rotating plate rotars...u hit a switch and they flip around...

Ya, i've always wanted to learn how to "DRIVE"....cause my powershifting is rippin the teeth off my tranny..i can hear it happening lol...j/k..

120 bucks a DAY! that's pennies...nice...inflate that to canadian pricing, and you'll get about 10 grand a day lol..no, about 200 probably...not bad, i'll have to get informed about it....that and the licence...shouldn't be to hard...

maybe I can convince my friends to crash thier cars into the wall takin the car into a corner to fast with me...lol..no, they would be up for it I think..we smoke everyone else here anyway..it's gettin boring..mine as well..

thxs.

[Oso]

LETS GET THINGS BACK ON TRACK!!! here!
back to funny stories!!!!!
well i was in the pot today taking another famous oso poop... brb got to poo again...... okie now that i am back, back to my story, well i was taking a poop in my b-room, and so i thought i was finished, so i went to take the TP to wipe my booty, and it so happens that oso's b-room was out of SOME FREAKEN TP!!!! well i had no clue what to do at the time.. =*(... so i look around for back up TP. but nopes. so i see a towel.. oh yes not the paper towels, like the little hand towels.. so i take the towel and wipe.. and yet i throw it in the trash  out side, so me mamma dont get mad that i used a hand towel to wipe my freaken ass with =D......well long story short. it was fun........ and to make things better, this isnt a real story, i just thought this thread needed some spunk!...

[Destructo]

ewwww

[Bondo]

*This post edited as a vulgarity.*

[Destructo]

for the record...

Oso ruined this post...

[jn.loudnotes]

actually, I think you all did.  

I'm too lazy to go check back at the beginning and your first post, even though I would only have to scroll down on this reply page....

anyway, if I did, I'm pretty sure I would see that you didn't want to get to know our cars, but us....this thread has turned into nothing but a restatement of all of the world's car manufacturers websites.....

[Destructo]

Loud..

I'm gettin to know them through thier cars and bikes..