Getting to know some of u guys...

[Destructo]

Ya i thought i'd post this to anyone who wishes to share a funny or just an expirence in there life, other then the same bullshit we talk about on this thing all the time....you know something funny that happened to you last week, or just some stupid thing u did....etc etc.

here, i'll start....with one...
Last weekend, I ?install new window washer spray jets for my ?car, there the kind that light up at night, anyway for a joke I decided for one day to turn them the opposite way, so instead of spraying at the windshield, we made them spray outward infront of the car. and mind u these sprayers can shoot a good distance. So me and my bud Nick are driving along, and thanks to this screwed up climate in the world, it is still pretty hot up here in canada. So were driving along, and u know those ppl with crappy convertables, those pieces of white trash who think they are king shit in there Crysler K-car convertable, well they gave us a dirty look for having a loud car said something to us while they gun there 1.2L engine to pass us. Mind u we take no shit from ppl like that. So I pull up behind them and press my signal switch forward and literally, fuckin soak the interior of the K-car, not to mention the back of thier heads with windshield washer!

I've never seen ppl as mad and pissed as these two sluts in the car infront of us. I started to laugh my head off and so did my buddy as we pulled up beside them, we both flipped the bird and gave them the old "fuck you sluts." and we sped off. They tried to chase us, but that K-car could not keep up with my baby (rx7third gen).

I'm gonna start bringing a video camera with me..lol..

Dest

[jn.wrath]

That certainly is funny.

If I had a life outside of computers, I would have something to say, but I don't, so I'll just pretend that I think you're all stalkers/perverts who are going to kill me if I say anything. It's for my own sake!

[StalkerGeek]

If I had a life outside of computers, I would have something to say, but I don't, so I'll just pretend that I think you're all stalkers/perverts who are going to kill me if I say anything. It's for my own sake!

Heck Wrath, I have much more stalky perverted things in mind for you than just plain old killing! ?And you won't have to SAY anything- I imagine your verbailizations will involve more squealing, screaming, and giggling like a schoolgirl than anything else.

I'm outside your window right now!

MUWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

[KoS Ultimo]

Hell, I don't have a car, so I can't really talk about car jokes, but I  can talk about a real funny thing that happened to me today.

I was Chemistry class at 7:30 in the morning (1st period), and I was bored as all hell. All I could think about was getting home and relaxing, mainly because I only got up about 45 minutes before. Well I was sitting in the un comfortable chars my poor school district gives to us while I start to feel a fart coming on. Being that I sit next to one of the most popular girls in school... of course I try to hold it in. Next, My nose starts to itchg, and I feel a sneeze coming on. When I sneezed, the hugest fart came out... I thought it sounded like a nuclear bomb. So to make a long story short, now people are going around in my high-school calling me "the chemistry pooter" O well....... It did feel good to let the pressure off my anus though.....

[Asterax]

Yeah if I had a life outside of my Mac I would probably be able to recognize a certain word which may or may not start with the letters Co... Did you think about the people infront of you getting your liscense plate tags Dest?

[Bondo]

The old sneeze fart combo.  Cleans both nose and colon in one second thanks to one hundred mile per hour winds.

[=|HARM|=ToonmaN]

About the window washer spray jets, my freind and I have been doing that for a while, only there arn't an convertables up here so we just point em to the left and soak people on the sidewaks when we are bored.  Man, people will get so pissed about the littlest things it's funny.
-toon

[SiGmA_X]

Heh.. As  Wraith and  Asterax said... But I refuse to lie, sorry. Yeah, that wiper thing sounds tight... Next year ill try it out heh... I have sum phunnie stories from varisous clases, but im too tired, so ill post them tommorrow....

\\Romulus

[Destructo]

Ya, the old fart sneeze combo....the body's rigurous cleaning scheduale...u ever have one of those like 15 second farts??

Asterax, ya i hope they didn't get my plate, i have a "tinted" plate cover, hopefully they didn't see it, but I don't really care, they deserved it...

Hey chemistry pooter, dude, for some reason classrooms compel ppl to fart..boys or girls...lol...I used to drob the bomb in class, you can;t help it, and plus ou don't want to hold it in, it hurts the stomach.

[Grifter]

Hey Dest, just reading your bottom tag there.... ah hell, I'll give you a break. ?I was going to pick on your slow 0-60 time. ?Hell, stock I was doing 0-60 in 3.0 (and a 10.5 sec 1/4 mile). ?That was before I switched to a full titanium exhaust and tweeked the FI. ?Added about 20% to the horsies and lost 10% weight.

True, my HP doesn't peek until 13000 RPM's or so, but that's half the fun... ?125hp, 314lbs (500lbs with me on it). ?Wanna race?? ?

Funniest thing that happened to me this week is that it was really nice here.... I took my track bike on the street... I hadn't ridden it for 2 months (been riding a Harley, BAH, slow).... ever throw a wheelie all the way up when you weren't expecting it?? ?It took me 30 mins to pry the seat from between the cheeks of my ass I clenched so hard.

oh, for those of you that don't know me, I spend most summer weekends doing laps at tracks (sportbikes). ?I like speed. ?So far, the top speed I've done on a bike is about 178mph. ?Life is fun when you take corners at 90 =P.
Besides that, I used to swim in college, I still play rugby and fence (but not very often... the only fencing club around here is over 60 mins away). ?I go to school and work way too much (working on my second masters degree, thinking about my PhD, just to make Ace call me Dr. Baker). ?Other then that, I recently got married and we'll be having our first child in another 6 months. ?I fear that will really cut into my RS time... but since my nipples are just for show (non-functional)... I'm going to see what i can do about skipping those late night feedings... hehe.


{grift is a double-posting bastard -wrath

[kos.viper]

Grift, it would be cool to see you doen some of that shit    I know, I'll meet u at some raceway since im only 15-20min away from ur house ....

Dest - I'm disappointed... I woulda thought that you would of had at least 100 posts by now, tisk tisk

[jn.blackhand]

my car has power windows.

[Ace]

My car had power windows... then one stopped powering. So my car was shitty, but at least it ran... until I took it in and found out the axle was about to fall off. I got a skateboard now.

[fotogeek]

My car had power windows... then one stopped powering. So my car was shitty, but at least it ran... until I took it in and found out the axle was about to fall off. I got a skateboard now.

I have a minivan, yay!

Do you have ANY idea how difficult it is to try and drive a minivan with a model changing in the back, and you're trying to split your attention between a strategically angeled rear-view mirror and the road without being too obvious about it?

Do THAT on your motorbike. ?Nyah...=)

[Destructo]

Grift?!?

get serious, 0-60 in 3.0???...in a car or a bike?..if it is a bike I understand, but a car..that's like a modified 12 litre viper Gts.

A porsche does it in 5.2..nothing beats a porsche off the line...

i take corners doing 70 in my car...it';s fun

Sportbikes..that's fantastic...I have a friend that does that stuff, he is nuts....he stands on his seat and rolls by u on the road while you sit on the porch having a beer, that makes you look twice, believe me, your like wtf?!?....he owns a 950cc Ducati
i've driven it a few times, and it is a rush...the fastest i've gone on that bike is proably 160 km/h, in mph, that's what, 110..i don't know i'm canadian...my bud has yet to tweak it...

Grift, if u search the web or Limewire, there are tons of street racing clips with bikes and cars...and some good crashes too...i have quite a few of them, some good bike clips too...

Grift, i understand the force of those bikes, cause he always tells me, when you hit high gear, you better put all your (excuse my language) FUCKIN weight on the front of that bike, cause high gear still has ALOT of tourge in her wheels and you could lose the bike right from under u.

Do u have full leathers?...

Ace, try having sex on the bike too..hahaha

My car is fast....Grift's bike is faster...

l8ter.

[Grifter]

Dest, that 0-60 time in 3.0 was on my bike.  I was just giving you a little shit.

As for the watching the model changing... it's easier to get a model on the back of my bike, than it is to get one in the back of a minivan.... bikes are cool, minivans... well, they are for soccor moms.

As for having sex on my motorcycle... been there, done that.  you sould try it (one of the few times where I prefer a V-twin to  a four banger..... v-Twins vibrate soooo much...

[Ace]

GRIFT needs the bike to make up for his lack of prowess...


And a lot of cars will beat a Porsche off the line. Except for the turbo, my dad's Mustang will smoke any stock Porsche. And a Viper GTS sent to henessy will smoke the Porsche.

[fotogeek]

As for having sex on my motorcycle... been there, done that. ?you sould try it

I guess this then explains the imprint of your speedometer on Ace's forehead.

I'll leave the "shifting gears", "0-60 in 30 seconds", "four banger", "losing the bike from under you" and related innuendo to the peanut gallery.

[:|HARM|: ??SsSt.qc]

Dest...what colour are your washer light thingies...? My bro has a '93 protege 25 year anniversary edition, which was a hand me down from mom. He is slowly tuning the car up so far he hasn't gotten to the engine...but maybe when he gets back from  Tokyo next week he'll have bought something for it...we usually go driving when I visit him in Ottawa, and christ there are so many K-cars rednex in Ottawa...many people who think they're the shit in their crappy cars...my bro and I like to hustle people...we let them get ahead and then we tear it up, leaving them in our dust...it's so much fun to blow a camaro or trans am away with his car...although if the guy knows how to drive his stock 220 HP camaro then were fucked...but most of these rednex can't drive anything else but their fucking tractors so we're okay...
Is your RX7 of the rotary kind? if so, what do you do with it in winter? Is it black?

Anyways I want to get me a car soon...maybe a honda s2000, in black...that s, of course if I can't find a BMW 320ix...mmmmmgood....

[Destructo]

FASSSSSSSSSTTTT!
You weed smokin bastard! what's up!, haven't chatted with u in a while dude....

My Se7en is dark blue..it looks black but it's not...the colour of my LED winshield lights are blue, to match the car...

Yea i store it in the winter, but i have a Mazda ProThird gen for my beater, and i can understand where ur comming from, cause those DOHC engines in the Pros respond to mods well, as for beating stock cameros, the guy in the camero is an idiot....a stupid idiot...can't shift worth shit

If ur bro is gettin and engine, i reccommend the J-spec Mx-6 engine...the cams are square not circular, alot more air, and she puts out about 190 horses stock u can probably get it for about $800 Quebec dollars...my friend put that engine in his MX-3, but he got it ported and polished, and board out...so she kicks about 220 horses, then u add his MSD and NOS, he's flying at an estimated 300 i think...not sure tho...

The only prob with that engine is finding seals, because the cams are square, not circular like the American Spec engine...but that's no prob.