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[cybershark-x]

Ah balls this gonna take forever catching up to Ace's # of posts, so i'll just spam dont delete!!!!!!!



{ this is better than hundreds of smilies.. a picture of cubbie -wrath }

[cybershark-x]

Tisk, Tisk

Its all a conspiracy Big Brother censor ship at full fury against my what ? 100+ animated smilies.  Oh well I'll go make my own little cool forum where i can edit the posts, phhh not like anyones herd of this little Damn forum anyways.

Once all of  you are done beating off to my photo, I'd like my smilies returned.

Love,
     Cyber

[Bondo]

First, my mother could probably kick your ass... she doesn't lag (according to my father, and NOBODY else... )

LMAO, Grift with a show of maturity going where none of these adolescent fools would dare.

As I was also an @home user, that is likely my problem, hopefully Adelphia will be improving things over time so I can once again find the consistent 50 pings of yore.

Oh, btw, I volunteer with the Childrens Literacy Center helping kids learn to read, I could probably help spazzy a little through the forum.

Finally a big congratulations to all you mother fuckers beating me to 500.  We've had a flurry of them recently it seems.  I'm only at 400 but considering the rest of you asses had a head start, I shouldn't take too much longer.  

[Grifter]

fucking hell grifter. ?
hah. all i was trying to do, was to stick up for the people who don't know as much as nerds like you, about trivial things like connection speed.
now grifter, i understand your need to pick on normal people. i have heard that people who were made fun of in highschool for being nerds, often feel the need to pick on normal people, as some sick sort of revenge. try picking on people for real reasons though, like wearing pocket protectors, having greasy hair, or knowing way too damn much about the internet. not "hahah, your a dipshit if you think that you don't lag games if you have cable." i am very sorry if people made fun of you in highschool, but see, you have the advantage now. you know more about the fucking internet and networking stuff. too bad you still have greasy hair, and nobody likes you.

then they tell you you not to make fun of handicapped children:
ou are right Ace, my parents told me I shouldn't pick on the kids that take the short yellow bus to school...
too bad you just disrespected everyone with a real disability by ?insinuating that i'm retarded.

You mean you are not retarded spazzy, little spazzy??? ?I'm still not convinced. ?After all, only a tardo would go to the defense of dipshits (again, not the people that just don't know, the people that don't know but CLAIM to... you know, the ones you are now defending)...

I'm not disrespecting anyone with a disability except you. ?Oh, and you are disabled, or is talking out of your ass not recognized as a legit handicap yet?? ?But, with your head so far up your ass, where else would your mouth be??

As for any of your statments... LOL. ?1) Highschool was long ago... 2) I did not get picked on, except by the coaches, as I wasn't a nerd, I was a jock back then (you know, the kind of guy that probably gave you a wedgie and tore your underware today, but it's for the best, you needed to chage them after 3 weeks in the same pair)..... 3) hmmmm greasy hair... maybe if I didn't shave it off.... ?4) it's GEEK, not NERD. ?Big diff. ?Then again, how would you know, since that would take a brain.

I would once again like to say I'm sorry for this crass performance, to those of you whose bandwidth I'm wasting with these little pathetic written jabs (but, I tend to mock at the level of my ...er... so called opponent, it's a weakness). ?

Bondo, glad you enjoyed the last one. ?Someone had to give a decent mock.. I figured I was the only worthy target in this thread (after my sheep mock on Ace... which is old, but accurate =P)

[spazzy]

look asshole. all i was doing was sticking up for the so called "dipshits". i didn't ask for this stupid fucking war. read your original post again. you said, in a nutshell, that people who say "i'm not lagging, cause i have cable." are dipshits. i said, "no, you're a dipshit for calling people who don't know all about stuff like a dipshit." you said nothing about people who pretend to know all about that shit. if that's what you meant, then you need to take remedial writing courses. and please, stop calling me a retard. i did some voulenteer work with mentally disabled people a few months ago, and i deeply resent people who make light of their condition.

[[SAC] -=AXID=-]

THEY MAY TAKE OUR CABLE, BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR 56K'S.  

btw, shut up about bandwidth, i lagged a bit on cable-i fucked you up ; i lag a lot on 56k-i fuck you up still.

[Grifter]

look asshole. all i was doing was sticking up for the so called "dipshits". i didn't ask for this stupid fucking war.

Yes you have.  You could have droped it at any time, instead, you chose to stick your nose in a comment that wasn't directed at you.... So I disagree, you are the one that chose this war.... dumbass.

you said nothing about people who pretend to know all about that shit. if that's what you meant, then you need to take remedial writing courses.

Yes, read up, I've said it more then once.  You insinuated that I directed it at ANYONE that didn't know about networking... you made an assumption.  I've tried to clear it up in the follow up posts, but you seem to be too much of a tardo to understand.

and please, stop calling me a retard. i did some voulenteer work with mentally disabled people a few months ago, and i deeply resent people who make light of their condition.

Look asshole, I don't care if it offends you.  I'm pretty sure I've done more work with the mentally challenged then you (based upon my age and years of work helping out special olympics).  So, I'm not calling some unfortunate chap with DS a "retard", I'm calling you a RETARD.  Because that's what you are demonstratig.  If you really don't want me to jump all over you some more... drop it.  You are the one that challenged me, you are writing half the posts in this little flame (not that yours are as good).  So, your emotional state is in your own hands here little spazzy.  You wanted to jump in to my shit and start this, this is what happens.  And I haven't even really been mean yet.  You are luck y it wasn't Ace (he shows no mercy, I do).  So, you want this to end... go away.... drop this thread... or don't.  Matters not to me.

[Bondo]

As this post spins wildly out of control as it tries to become the busiest thread ever, I find myself reaching closer and closer to that padlock.  This thread may be the most deserving of the lock.  For now though, spazzy, you face into that corner over there and Grift, you face into the other corner and both of you settle down.

[spazzy]

"Hello All,
Just two things. ?First, I just ran this one myself and it showed 1010Kbps, which is just about right from the other, more accurate measurements I've taken.
Second, for those that don't know what that means, it's really 126KBps. ?You have to divide by 8 remember...
Even T1 lines only run at about 190KBs at peak (1.5Mbps). ?This is about 6.5 seconds per meg of transfer at best (gotta remember to count all those confirms with each packet). ?If packet size isn't optimal, you are talking about 10 -13 seconds per Meg. ?
This little network lesson is brought to the idiots that always talk out of their ass over who's connection is the fastest, and how they can't be the cause of lag. ?Next lesson will intale how the routers between two major networks (like AT&T and Sprint for instance) can be so jammed up, that having 1.5Mbps on both computers could be just as slow, or slower, then a 14.4 modem connecting that's on the same major spine.
For the rest of you, who already know all this, since it's not news for many, I'm sorry. ?I've been hearing too many dipshits on GR lately."

that says nothing about people pretending to know shit about networks etc. just admit that you are wrong.

you are a total fuckhead if you can make a joke out of disabled people after working with them. they are some of the coolest people i have ever met.

thanks for bringing up your age. that gives me another thing to rip on you about. shouldn't you be out doing "adult things" instead of sitting on the internet arguing with a teenager? (not to mention playing computer games as much as you do.) talk about having no life.

furthermore, i can go on arguing like this forever. i, as most people will tell you, am a total bitch. i live for stupid arguments. i was just giving you a chance to admit that you were a dick, and end this little war. oh well. fight on!

btw, only nerds think that being a geek is cool.
"it's GEEK, not NERD. ?Big diff. "

[Grifter]

3 out of 4 Moderators reccomend putting dumbasses in their place, as it is more effective then the little padlock.... hehe

[spazzy]

how did you put me in my place? and how am i the dumbass? i was just sticking up for people you wrongly  called whatever the hell word you used.

[Ace]

And I haven't even really been mean yet. ?You are luck y it wasn't Ace (he shows no mercy, I do).

Bah, if you think I show no mercy here, you should see when there are sheep around.





And Bondo, I think you are getting a little too eager with the lock button. I think our job title should be more along the lines of "Janitor" than "Moderator." Compress some double posts from Rom, clean up some porn from cyb, and delete some excess smilies.

[cybershark-x]

boo no fair she wasnt naked, well she was but none of her love contraptions showed, just her and few imacs spinning around her, sigh

[Matt]

Bah

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

did someone say bah

[zak]

matt, ace is a prick, dont quote him

[Ace]

Since this thread has gone down the shitter, I'm going to go off on zak.

Where do the fuck do you get off with quoting Churchill. Of all of the half-brained fuckwits on this forum, I would least expect you to have any sense of Churchill's intelligence, leadership, charisma, or historical significance. If it weren't him, you quoting Churchill would almost bring him down a notch in my eyes.

And as for you great vendetta against me, get over it already. No, I do not delete your posts asswipe. For the most part I have better things to do with my time than read your pointless drivel in the first place. I don't know what you have against me other than the fact that as a first grader I could probably speak more coherently than you. Change your retarded signature (wahoo, he fucking smokes weed), make it out of whatever shit JC you are at, and then come to try and talk shit. Until then, yes I would like fries with that and you better get me the correct change.

[WeaSelFlinK]

WOW...
This truly is the longest thread I have ever seen.
The most views and the longest replies.
At least I add a little taste to it.

Regards, WeaSelFlinK <-- Shoot the monkey

[fotogeek]

btw, only nerds think that being a geek is cool.
"it's GEEK, not NERD. ?Big diff. "

Has anyone mentioned on this forum that no one likes you very much spaz? ?Oh wait, that's what the last four pages have been about.

Nevermind then.

[Matt]

hehe

[spazzy]

at least i don't tk and camp every game. and, at least i don't sit around and take pictures all day. and, at least your mom still likes me.