True Porn Clerk Stories

[alaric]

All this bickering over gun laws and evil dictators gets kinda stale after a while. So.... I'm gonna start a topic about something we can all agree on.

PORN!!!

Well, not actually porn itself, but more about a video store clerk who is forced to deal with it. It's an awsome read, trust me.

http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/showthread.php?threadid=4475


I'd like to thank a new guy on the forums, Thoth, for sending me this link. Thanks for the hours of entertainment Thoth!!

[Bondo]

You assume too much, I doubt any of you will agree on porn with me what with wanting the people in the porn to be flat chested and sometimes male.  Also, none of the really weird stuff.

[Ace]

I've read about a third of that and I find it both hilarious and scary. I'm just waiting for the inevitable story about when the porn clerk encounters a customer named "Mr. Dest" and how she caught him in the act.

[Jeb]

bahahahaha,
Nothing is funnier than going into a porn shop, drunk, and looking to buy some fetish items to place on other friends cars.

[*DAMN Silent Killer]

hahaha ace thats great silly dest and his fettishes

=)

-sk

[Geek USA]

haha nice, that site is great

[jn.loudnotes]

Bondo, did you actually read the site?  Regardless of your opinion - it's still hugely  funny

[Bondo]

I was joking around more than giving an opinion...the site didn't interest me though, I read the first post.  Would I be wrong to assume the stories were largely about stupid people...that seems to be what funny stories are about.

[jn.loudnotes]

Do you have a sense of humor anymore?

Yes, some of the people were stupid, others pitiful, others completely normal if not of above average intelligence.  But they were almost all funny. . .and I really fail to see how you wouldn't see the humor in that website.

[Bondo]

My sense of humor is as tuned as ever...only I found the stories to be sad (both pathetic sad and distressing sad), not funny.  I don't particularly find 16 year olds watching nasty anime porn as funny.

The only thing I did like about it..."Itty Bitty Titty"

I don't at all get the porn culture.  The producers or the customers.

[Geek USA]

the best part about that site is its accurate portrayal of people.

I see people sneezing onto the tape cases. They cough wetly into their palms right before handing me change. They squeegee out their ears with their pinkies. They forget about the security cameras downstairs and pick their noses with wild abandon and astonishing force.

its fucking disgusting, but true. even today at subway, i was cleaning the mens room and some guy needed to use it. everything was done except for paper towels. i told him to wait a second so i could replentish them, but that was of no importance to him. he just walked right in, and when he was done, the sink still had the pink tint left behind by the freshly applied sanitizer. he didnt need paper towels, he didnt even was his hands. just think, afterwards he touched the napkins, touched the drink machine.. everything. then normal people just looking for a good meal wipe their mouths, pour their drinks, pull over a chair.. you get the idea. its disgusting. god bless america.

[bronto]

its addictive. i like when they talk about the videos where ladies get raped by demons. i wanna do that.