LMAO -> Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 BROOM

[*DAMN Mauti]

Read about it at Pie's Tactics forum and I think you also should check this out.

Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Broom

Read the product description and then the reviews hehe rofl.

[Asterax]

Yes, I already saw that a few days ago, whats really funny is this review: This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.

[Bondo]

Lol, as long as she hasn't gone through puberty it shouldn't matter as my knowledge of at least males (from being one and such) they can't obtain that type of pleasure prior to puberty.  And if she has well then, that mother should probably keep her away from me, I too like Harry Potter and we might hit it off.

BTW, LMAO at the various people who say they thought their daughters would be too old for it but that they and their friends "played" with it in their room for hours.  I have to admit I'm rather turned on by all of this.

[*NADS Capt. Anarchy]

ohh.... i can see it now....

"Vexing Volumptous Vixens on Nimbus 2000's Attack from Venus!"

-runs off to go write the third installment-

on another note, maybe they'll repackage it as the official "Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Oversize Vibrator" and change the sound effects to something a little more... err... crude?'

I don't see why everybody who's revied it think's it not very educational. I mean, i doubt these young girls have had a vibrator before, this broom will teach them the forbidden pleasures of mastubation, as well as how to mastubate with an oversize object. What could be more educational than that?

I wonder if the instruction book has a guide how to fly....

"...clench the broom firmly between your legs...."

I wonder if you can actually use it for housework. Then maybe parents could enjoy this broom as well.

"Mommmmmmyyy!!! I want my brooom back!!"
"Just a second, honey(ohhh!)! Mommy's almost finished(ahh!) sweeping her(gasp) bedroom!"
"Mommy! Your bedroom is carpeted!"
"Not this (oh!) part, honey!"

i'm out of quickies for now.... more later, perhaps.

[Bondo]

It is official, Capt has just slain me with humour.  LMAO...nice work.  The this part isn't carpeted thing was the final straw.

[Oso]

Oh boy, it's started!!!

My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan!


hmm was the door locked?!

[Oso]

sorry to double post, but i read on and found :

They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children.


oh wowzers

[Bondo]

Well, if her 17 year old daughter likes the Nimbus 2000, she'll really like my Firebolt.  

[*NADS Capt. Anarchy]

-sigh-

i don't really stand a chance with my old cleansweep seven, do i?

 

[Jeb]

It really apears to be some sort of FisherPrice style "my first orgasm" toy repackaged as a harry potter broomstick.
Whats next, an inflatible "barbie"?
if i was to write a review for the toy it would be...
"i'm a 37 year old single mother with a 7 year old boy. he is a big harry potter fan. After a while of watching him "fly" around on is broom i decided to try it. I'm not a harry potter fan, but the toy sadisfied me so well i now  find myself playing quidich alone in my room at night."
"customers who bought this item also bought:
Plus sized strech pants
K-Y Jelly
Life sized posters of mel gibson
Extra batteries
Barry White's greatest hits."

[Cow]

looks like sybian has some tough competition now, LOL

[Shade]

for some reason I can see jeb flying around in his room on that thing.....   dont ask why though.

[PsYcO aSsAsSiN]

I likle this review of it too:

Harry Potter Toy, Review, August 28, 2002
 Reviewer: A toy enthusiast from Maine, USA  
I recently bought this for my son, Vantro. He's a HUGE Harry Potter fan. Seen the movie 32 times (in the theaters) and made the paper. This toy gives him the ability to fly around the house zapping things. My only problem I see with the toy is the batteries drain too fast and his sister fights him over it, so now I need to buy her one.

lol, I guess she knows how to use it  

[Jeb]

maybe you didn't see this review,

Harry Potter Toy, Review, August 28, 2002
Reviewer: A toy enthusiast from Maine, USA
I recently bought this for my son, Electronicjo. He's a HUGE Harry Potter fan. Seen the movie 32 times (in the theaters) and made the paper. This toy gives him the ability to fly around the house zapping things. My only problem I see with the toy is the batteries drain too fast and his sister Rapid fights him over it, so now I need to buy her one.

sorry i read between the lines

[†FiRE Infection]

I just ordered for Fire and Fear, also ones for all the battle league admins, hazard and Evill, maybe he will like it and be my friend.  Eh Evill?  And maybe Hazard will give me the top locker that he stole from me in school...

[?(uNt?YodaTi.Hfa]

Hmmmm, well i tried this out on myself and i think that it is alittle too hard they should make a soft cover for it.  

Maybe they will make a hairy potter life size doll and you can make him "fly" with you...

[Flame]

well, just a doll wouldnt help?
you would probably need a whole team for you and an enemy team to satisfy some people?

[bronto]

I got a cramp from laughing at capts and bondos posts, you bastards

[†FiRE Infection]

Bah Capt., that broomstick is obselete, it's like using a Macintosh Performa.

And I think I'm going to add onto my order one of those things Bondo was talking about, the Firebolt right?  Bondo can I see a picture before purchasing?

[kos.viper]

wow, Hire some new mod's.. feel like this is a goddamn communist forum (to which ever mod felt like deleting my post)