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Re: SPAM DROP BOX v6.0
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January 06, 2006, 11:05:15 pm »
Homer: "What do you sell here?"
Shopkeeper: "We sell forbidden objects from places where men fear to tred... We also sell frogurt!"
Homer: "I'm looking for a present for my son."
Shopkeeper: "Take this doll, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!"
Homer: "Oooh, that's bad."
Shopkeeper: "But it comes with a free Frogurt!"
Homer: "That's good!"
Shopkeeper: "The Frogurt is also cursed."
Homer: "That's bad."
Shopkeeper: "But you get your choice of toppings!"
Homer: "That's good!"
Shopkeeper: "The toppings contain sodium benzoate."
Homer: ...
Shopkeeper: "That's bad."
Homer: "Can I go now?"
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Heh, we got 1400 members now
... pity only about 30 are active
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January 07, 2006, 02:10:33 am »
Hilarious, Seany.
And it's so much more funny in writing, too. You know, I own a Simpsons guide, full of sneaky details, hidden jokes, and annoying catchphrases. What's your favorite episode?
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Well, it'll probably have to be the one where you live a day in the life of each member of the Simpson family.
It's not the funniest episode ever, but I love the way in which it all links together in the end (this is the one in which Marge cuts off Homers thumb and Lisa creates 'linguo' - the grammatically astute robot, among other things).
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Quote from: BFG on January 07, 2006, 01:20:39 am
Heh, we got 1400 members now
... pity only about 30 are active
But at least a few of those 30 are REALLY REALLY active.
I have an idea, let that little village spammer Typhy back in to make things more interesting...lol
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Re: SPAM DROP BOX v6.0
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18 August 2006 is officially invasion of the DAMN 4-years-old day.
Open the forum calender and go to the month of August and you'll know what I'm talking about.
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Quote from: Seany on January 07, 2006, 09:09:34 pm
18 August 2006 is officially invasion of the DAMN 4-years-old day.
Open the forum calender and go to the month of August and you'll know what I'm talking about.
Yes yes, take a good look at this list. These are the people who are too lazy (or stupid) to enter their birthday into their profile.
Or maybe they just don't want anyone to know when they have a birthday.
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January 07, 2006, 10:51:57 pm »
Quote from: BTs_GhostSniper on January 07, 2006, 10:09:08 pm
Or maybe they just don't want anyone to know when they have a birthday.
That's probably it...you dumbass.
Well, I just got back from work. I work as a cashier at Food Lion, and boy, let me tell you that there are some crazy, ugly, greedy, smelly people out there....
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You have a good trip weak? Did the feds ship you back home already??
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I'm rather surprised, actually, that nobody listens to Coldplay. In my view, "Talk" is their best song thus far.
Still no luck with finding the song I was talking to you about.
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Quote from: beefyfigure on January 08, 2006, 10:15:41 pm
I'm rather surprised, actually, that nobody listens to Coldplay. In my view, "Talk" is their best song thus far.
Still no luck with finding the song I was talking to you about.
I listen to Coldplay. My favorite Coldplay song is "God Put A Smile Upon Your Face" from their album A Rush of Blood to the Head. I've made love to like 3 different women with that song playing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...
Anyway, it's a really really good song.
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The song's from 2002... how long have you been married again?
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My favorite Coldplay song is "God Put A Smile Upon Your Face" from their album A Rush of Blood to the Head. I've made love to like 3 different women with that song playing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...
time for another edition of "You Pick the Joke"
a) Wow, GhostSniper, that must be a really short song.
b) Your right, GS, Coldplay is a good band... and if you play that while making love to women we'll know at least SOMETHING is putting a smile on their face.
c) I bet you play it so they can hear "I’ve gotta’ say I’ve wasted all your time, honey honey" in the song and it saves you an apology in the end.
d) Dude, you get it up thinking of pasty Brit men?
YOU CHOOSE!!!
*Dude, dont kill me GS!
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Quote from: Civic on January 09, 2006, 05:22:07 am
The song's from 2002... how long have you been married again?
I cant wait to see him explain this one.
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Hehe. "Man found dead in Mississippi with coldplay album stuffed down his throat". Headlines tomorrow.
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Quote from: c| Lone-Wolf on January 09, 2006, 10:47:01 am
Quote from: Civic on January 09, 2006, 05:22:07 am
The song's from 2002... how long have you been married again?
I cant wait to see him explain this one.
Easy, I never said I was monogamous.
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