1000 take three

[Brain]

5 score and 7 days ago, I joined this forum as a total nOOb. I now stand before you older, wiser, and according to some of you, still a total nOOb

I started out in this forum bashing rapid, and now, 1000 posts later, i still take pot shots at him(i still wub you rapid, in a good friend, non gay way)

I'm now the third person to reach 1000 posts on this forum
*waits for applause, hears only crickets*

As you know the first was bondo, and grifter (god bless his soul) was the second.

Call my posts spam filled, call them pointless, call them what you will, but there all there.
Just dont make me crush you with my post count

(p.s. to any moderator thinking of messing with my post count, go right ahead. i really have 990 but claim to have 1000)

You really think you're funny, dont you ace? or was it sin this time?

[†FiRE Infection]

***Deletes all of Brain's posts in GG.  Good job Brain.  Come onto GR.

[kos.viper]

Do you relize how much bandwidth you have wasted?!

[KoS Ultimo]

Do you relize how much bandwidth you have wasted?!

So true.... So true.....

[Typhy]

See Brain, if someone would take out the ones that you made that have no point... then you still would be a Junior member. Just kidding Brain, Congrats.

[MacMan]

bah, still at 990 (when i wrote this)

who's been trimming his post count?

[Bondo]

Now that we have the spam thread no marks are important and thus I will always be remembered as the most non-spam poster even if I get passed .

[AK_Rap1d]

990 Brain, not 1000!  Where did all your posts go Brain?

[Typhy]

That means that they deleted %1 of Brain's spam posts.

[Brain]

Whoop de fricken do, I can get 'em back. Just watch me. ? damn I hate the fact that my I disk is down, gimme a few days and I'll have the ss's up.

That means that they deleted %1 of Brain's spam posts.

Thank you for you continued cynicisim typhy, it has been noted.
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[Ace]

First, next time you go for the big 1000 (nobody ever makes their first try stand), try not to spam IN THE THREAD YOU ARE BRAGGING ABOUT YOUR POST COUNT. It makes it extremely easy for me to stop a non-mod from reaching 1000. You are really lucky you lost mod powers actually because it's tradition to only mess with the posts of fellow mods. I guess I'll just have  to find lots of spam of yours (shouldn't be too tough) to delete. Mwahahah...

[Brain]

why the FUCK does everyone hate ME all of a sudden?
i understand rapid, but  i make a small comment to ace  and he goes balistic!

what the HELL did i ever do to you ace?

[Ace]

Heh, sorry, I didn't mean for that to come off harsh. I was going more for the evil genius taking over the world via a diabolical plan to delete your posts tone. I don't have anything against you Brain (cept for giving me more mod work than most :P), but then again that won't stop me from making 1000 tough for you, heh.

[Brain]

well, you came off like you were never gonna let me get to 1000

btw I think one of these sites has a evil genious smiley somewhere

On a final note(look! I'm modifying a post and not making another) if I didnt make you work ace, who would?

[Bondo]

Oddly enough I made both 500 and 1000 on my first try by having a big spurt of posts to get me 10 clear of it...that and having less active moderating back then.

[Typhy]

Brain, I am just joking, I don't hate you, I think that you're pretty cool, and your posts get better and better, for about your first 300 posts... Well, let's not even go there. Don't take it so seriously, I'm just jokin' around.

-Typhy

[jtsoldier]

*ding* *dong*
Congratulations, Brain just completed spamming 1000 posts [j/k]
How long you been on the Forums Brain? Seems like you almost live on them (no offense meant)

jt.

[Precious_Roy]

Consider these stats Brain: ?There are 40 pages of threads (it says 39, but in fact the whole first page was deleted thanks to a few dumbasses (points to himself and blackhand))

By page 37 of these 40 Bondo, Grifter, all four jns and near every other prolific poster had posted something.

At page 32 we see the date 30.7.01 meaning that that thread was active as of one year ago.

When I went inactive for several months, at new years, we were on page 24

We first see evidence of you on page 19, in april.

That means that in 3 months you have posted more than (almost) everyone has in 6 months, a year, a year and a half.

Consider: How many threads have you started? ?How many posts have you made (before deletions)? ?How many hours do you spend a day here? ?How many hours have you spent in total?

Then you post that you have a life, that you do things, that your posts are worthwhile, that you have so many posts, worthwhile or not. ?Certainly a curious goal to aim for... 500, 1000 posts, yay!

Well, though as we speak you may be at 993, i have seen you at 1000 posts.

1000! ?Be proud. Congratulations. ?Whoopdy frickin' doo.

None of us hate you. ?At least I don't. ?I mean, we all mock each other. ?We want to practice our wit. ?We have fun with it, laughing at each others faults. ?But it is quite obviously all in the spirit of game, because that's what we are all about. ?that's why we are here. ?As much as I curse Ace's mother for bringing him into this world, I hate neither him nor his mother. ?Same goes for you. ?The sentamints of everyone else are (or at least should be) the same.

Your excessive posting, your reveling in the glory of your post count, your futile attempts to have every single thread on the first page under your name, "geeting to know eachother"... ?well, it makes you a target.

Acknowledge that first and foremost.

[Bondo]

The funny thing...Brain claims to have a life despite having 1000 posts in 4 or so months.

I spaced my 1750 out over a full year but make no such claim.

[Brain]

ok, obvously you people are curious as to how i am still able to have a life and come up with over 1000 posts in 100 some odd days (107 the first time i hit 1000).
i'll figure i'll tell you, amd maybe it will answer a few questions.

first of all, for those keeping score i started on the 12th of april. i was at college at the time and in the beginning, i was simply concerned rapid bashing. so almost every time rapid made a post, i would try to come up with some sort of rebuttle.
anyway, rapid bashing got boring fast so i started going for post count, 500 to be exact (bondo had yet to reach 1000 at this point). i basically checked the forums every hour or 2 when i got back from class, but left them ?alone from ?about 4 till 10 EST, and often longer.

after i hit 500 i pretty much forgot about post count, i just posted, went to my summer course, got back ?and posted, went to help teach karate, got back posted, played on gr and went to bed
that's how it went till i got about 900, and then i started pushing for post count again.

if you were to look ?at when i posted, you would notice that i dont post during very specific times. This is where my so called life fits in.

on a minor note from my life, i will be testing for my second degree black belt this weekend, wish me luck!