Austrian (German) Rap Lyrics (outta Bandas Flat)

[*DAMN Bander]

FM4 ist schwul protected Tunten und ich scheiss drauf
die ham Schwanz in der rosette anstatt rap im kreislauf
Homosexuell ist schick und heutzutage pseudocool /
darum sind meidling mcees real eure aber leider schwul
mein style ist wie ist wie intefada ich hab waffen du hast keine
1120 rockt das haus und macht euch beine
Bitches wollen ficken Schwule blasen ich will battlen
ich zertrete Wack mcees die sich aufm Jam verzetteln
Mein Freund deine styles sind so beliebt wie HIV
ich hau dir dreimal in die fresse und bediene deine frau
Schwule rapper fronten uns wie K?lner Crew im Sloppy Joes
leider gottes alle wack ohne style und ohne flows
Schreibe text fett du sagst da? ich d?mlich paff aber
dein rap iswie die titten deiner Mutter n?mlich schlaff
Koolerico geht mad auf krieg keineswegs auf frieden yo
Deutschlehra vel?sst den Ring deine Crew bleibt liegen do.

[*DAMN Bander]

* dedicated to NARKITE *

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by the way ebo -   - try to translate that shit and tell me if german rap still is too "soft" for ya

Bander (Koolerico)    

[jn.loudnotes]

Wow    I always knew German was better for cussing than English, but whoa.....

Bander I think it was better when I innocently couldn't hear the words so clearly.....rap is supposed to be fast so you can't hear all the lyrics.  sheesh.

[*DAMN Ebola]

bander i hope u were kidding about the translation. i understand less than an ass of german. the only thing i know is that Schwanz word. and i never said that german rap sux! i told ya that most of rap bands i know sux ass. thats cuz most of them are italian. if you want to make me know what that shit does mean, translate in english, italian or sumerian. so ill get what that damn song says....
ps i hope you are not about translate that in saumerian.
pps yes yesterdays sms was mine. i was bored as hell. you answered to me at 3.40 AM i was sleeping and my girlfriend
is looking for your adress cuz she wants to kill you. she dont like to get awake before 13 00!!!

[The BIG B]

ebo dude -

tell ur gf sorry for the wake. but - why the hell have u been asleep and she was awake? hmm ...
must be a goo girl. lol.

no honestly - tell her sorry

by the way: what haircut would u recommend me dude?
u seem to be kinda expert man heeh.
i m looking forward to see ur "real" picture on members only section dude

and ebo - i am VERY sorry but i cant translate this lyrics here - or they would bane me lifelong from internet! lol.

cya in mail / better would be real
to smoke some ...

Bandermania

[jn.loudnotes]

Sorry I won't translate either.  Not in public anyway.  Maybe I could email you the translation but still I think you can guess what it means

[*DAMN Der Nomade]

Well....because no one wanted to translate...i think i will use my handy dandy systrans translater

FM4 is not schwul protected Tunten and I shits drauf ham the tail in
the rosette instead of RWS in the cycle homosexual is sends and
nowadays pseudocool / therefore is meidling mcees your schwul my style
is however unfortunately real as is as intefada I has weapons you has
1120 rockt the house and makes themselves legs Bitches wants ficken
gays to blow I wants battlen I zertrete Wack of mcees the oversizes
Jam to fritter away my friend your styles is in such a way likes like
HIV I strikes to you three times in eats and serves your Mrs. Schwule
RWSBY fronts us like Cologne crew in the Sloppy Joes unfortunately God
everything wack without style and without flows writes text fat you
says that I daemlich paff  but your RWS the iswie titten of your
nut/mother flabby Koolerico does not go to WAD on war by any means on
peace yo Deutschlehra velaesst the ring your crew remains being
appropriate for DO.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i need a new translater

[*DAMN Bander]

hahahdgghahah!! ahah! funny!!!

lol nomade!

very cool - i am laughting tears lol

Bander

[*RSA* FaSsSt.qc]

OMG Bander...what is all that swearing...I thought you were a nice boy...

[*DAMN Ebola]

Bander she was sleeping until i said "whos the idiot who sent me a message at 3.00 AM?!?!?!?! oh its just bander" and she "whos is this dead man? tell me where is his house!" "Ehm my dear,hes not that close to us..." then she told me something about my and your ass and ZZZzzzz....guten nacht again. if u send me a translation in english i can translate it in italian. and then post it for all spaghetti-eaters.
heil to the king baby!

[*DAMN Bander]

FM4 (a radio station in austria) is gay, protecting drag queens and i shit on them
they got digs up their asses instead of rap in their system
homesexuality is IN - and pseudocool today
this is why MCs from "meidling" (my district in vienna) are real - unfornately yours are gay
My style is like Intefada i got weapons u got none -
1120 (meidling district number) rocks the house and u re gone.
Bitches wanna fuck, gays wanna blow i want to battle
i am crushing wack (bad) MCs who perform shit on my Jams -
My friend - ur rap-style is so welcomed like H.I.V.
i kick u 3 times into your face and give service to your wife (Frau)
Gay MCs are fronting us like K?lner (German City) Crew in the "Sloppy Joes" (A rap club close to my flat in vienna)
(they) unfortunely all together wack (bad) - commercial  rap and bitchy flows
i write heavy text but u say that i smoke too much
but ur rap is like the titties of ur mother - in fact: "Schlaff" (hanging down lol)
Koolerico (me) goes mad on war - no interests in peache yo
"deutschlehra" (my rap-crew) leaves the scene (den ring)  - ur crew is remaining there!

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deutschlehra - hip-hop from austria / st. meidling vienna (translated by an LOL)





Ok Guys - lol - seems i really MANAGED to translate this somehow into english (in fact its crappy bander-english lol) - ah yes and all these BAD thoughts where planted into my brain by satan itself. i said: "no,  no mr. satan (im allowed to call him "stan") i am a GOOD boy, shit on satanists and want to perform "i love u somuch" lyrichs. Satan said: "Do what u are supposed to do OR go to hell!". "Ok, Ok Stan" i claimed - "so shall i translate this cursed rap-text into english for my overseas dudes?". "Of course", Stan answered - "Its so evil that all the souls of the readers are MINE in the moment they read thu it - and they must defeat ME and my ?HELL Clan on gameranger first - to get em back!".
Okay dudes - what shall i say - it was mr. (jackass) stan himself. How could i refuse?

So pls dont blame me for loosing your souls now
by the way mauti - why do u allow satan to bei a member in this forum.
at last i know who?s responsible for those "burning" threads.

*DAMN (bad translating) Bander

[jn.loudnotes]

lol!

[*DAMN CDiabloCool]

"Ok Guys - lol - seems i really MANAGED to translate this somehow into english (in fact its crappy bander-english lol) - ah yes and all these BAD thoughts where planted into my brain by satan itself. i said: "no, ?no mr. satan (im allowed to call him "stan") i am a GOOD boy, shit on satanists and want to perform "i love u somuch" lyrichs. Satan said: "Do what u are supposed to do OR go to hell!". "Ok, Ok Stan" i claimed - "so shall i translate this cursed rap-text into english for my overseas dudes?". "Of course", Stan answered - "Its so evil that all the souls of the readers are MINE in the moment they read thu it - and they must defeat ME and my ?HELL Clan on gameranger first - to get em back!".
Okay dudes - what shall i say - it was mr. (jackass) stan himself. How could i refuse?
So pls dont blame me for loosing your souls now
by the way mauti - why do u allow satan to bei a member in this forum.
at last i know who?s responsible for those "burning" threads."


gee i guess satan would be me? or another satan? hehe

[*DAMN Bander]

of course. who else?

lol

bander

[*DAMN CDiabloCool]

hehe ?