WHO WANTS TO BE A DUMBASS? -THE REAL QUIZ SHOW-

[*DAMN Ebola]

welcome to DAMN CHANNEL, where the life has no meanings. we are waiting for new players and sponsors. but lets quit with these bullshit and start with the questions.

what is a KOMQUAT?
A a tropical fruit      B Mauti's red fish name

C CrazyJake's favorite Dildo  D Ebola's dick

c'mon, whats your last answer?

[Zomar (Guest)]

yeah that would be A

[*DAMN Elandrion]

hmmmm lemme think....

C: no, doesnt sound like that. D: well, i do not know what Ebola calls his dick could be everything. B: no, i do not know that mauti owns fishes. i think they would just be fastfood for him... so it has to be A.

[jn.loudnotes]

Gee. . .these really are hard. ?But since that question has been answered, I have one of my own:

Who is the best R6 player on this Bulletin Board?

A) ?Mauti
B) ?Me
C) ?Me
D) ?Francesco
E) ?Zomar
F) ?Elandrion
G) ?Me
H) ?Mauti's red fish
I) ?Crazy Jake's favorite Dildo
J)  Ebola
k)  Bander
L)  Wrath
M)  I know I've left some out but I don't feel like listing everyone else
N)  Me

Tough question isn't it?

[*DAMN Elandrion]

i think, no i _know_ that it has to be B, C, G and N: Me!

*g*

*DAMN Elandrion

[*DAMN Mauti]

Let's see... shall I take this seriously? I think I will ?

I would say E. for Zomar, as the last time we joined a game, he totally kicked my ass. I've improved greatly since then, but still...

Oh, on Sunday I got my first 6 kill game! It was on Hacienda and I killed a guy then I heard all my teammates die.. So I engaged a bad guy who ran up the stairs into the upper room - I was fighting him when another enemy showed up on the stairs, so I finally killed them, but during this, TWO guys had shown, and before I killed either of them, the final guy showed up. It was quite a test of skill, me vs 5 guys in two rooms... but I did it ?

I have gotten so many 5 kill games it isn't funny... but my first 6 killer... ?
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-Wrath of the Eternal Swarm
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AIM: Th3 Mattrix

[*DAMN Elandrion]

*g* don't boast!

stay cool

*DAMN Elandrion

[jn.wrath]

Mauti, why did you modify my post?

[*DAMN Mauti]

I didn't change anything! You only posted this message when I moved the forum and so I had to move your newest message as well and reposted it here! So I appear as the poster. I also made a copy fault and so it says that I modified this message too. Don't worry I dont censor anything except links to warez!

[*DAMN Postal Worker]

*Sitting here in computer class (at school) looking at the site while he is supposed to be doing work*

[jn.loudnotes]

What the?  Mauti, for the longest time you've had in the info portion of DAMNs website a screen shot of you with an 8-kill game in Hacienda.  Are you just forgetting about that or what?

And yes, elandrion "Me" is always the right answer. . .. (hehe)

[*DAMN Elandrion]

Loud

El

[Zomar]

Mautis fish is tough. a few days ago i was chasing him through the oil rig. next thing i know i felt a bullet go into my neck. luckaly i was only incompasitated lol.

[Zomar]

Chris K was me lol i thought the username took care of my screen name

[*DAMN Ebola (Guest)]

ehm.....first of all i want to say that Francesco and Ebola are the same person. in fact Francesco is my real name. i think something is screwed up with my account...
the winner is Zom@r.
his answer, clear and short, makes me feel that hes the REAL DUMBASS. with a "i am superior" plombe. jk...

OK ITS TIME FOR THE NEEEEEEEWWWWWW QUESTION!!!

this is for 1000 Kg of potato bags.

wich of these has not been a previous Ebola's nick?

A Trey Azag  B UnkownMan
C TotalNewbieFromHell D Bilursag

answer me and you will get 1 ton of potatos!!

Mauti my best score was 7 kills on road. of course i died cuz it was 10 Vs me. i was like "aw fuck. there are any more???" then i get killed.

[*DAMN Mauti]

I know the answer very well but I think you should take a guess!

[Zomar]

lol ebola um isent it only 8 men to  a team??? i may have forgoten but thats what i remeber lol

[*DAMN Elandrion]

it's simple to get 10 kills or more in a team adversarial game: you join a game with 5 to 7 players in each team. then you tk all your teammembers (5-8 kills) and then you kill all enemies (again 1-8 kills). if you try this in a few games, you will notice that the possibility to get 5-8 kills from your own team gets lower, so be careful. in the first try you should be able to get at least 10-12 kills.

*DAMN Elandrion

WarningWarning: to all small children: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!

lol

El

[*DAMN Mauti]

Ok I think nobody knows the answer so I will solve this question. Ebola you never played under your real name Bilsurag.

You played as EURO Unkown man when we created together the cb rules in August 2000.(or was it late July )
Then when you moved from Sardinia to your university you where long time offline but you came back for one weekend and then you played as TotalNewbiefromHell.
Finally ?you played as Trey when you operated undercover.

So when do I get my ton of potatoes

I can't await your next question

[*DAMN Ebola]

i know Zom@r, but i was playing togheter with 2 assholes, so its like playing with 2 more enemies.
ok ok ok  WE GOT A WINNERRRRRRRRRRRRR

Sehr Mauti wins my rotten potatos....your answer was was right but:
1i played as Total lots of time before i leave sardinia
2 same for Trey Agag
3 the EURO clan was created after 1 (or less) month you and Mr B (YO!)created the damn *DAMN.then we create the CB rules 20 days before my clan died.  
4 Man, Bilursag isnt my real name. if it was i think i had to kil my parents for that! what a freaking name...

ok THE NEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW QUESTIONNNN

i thought that "where did i get the name Trey Azag?" was a good question, but ive changed it for
LAST YEAR SCOTT KEVILL HAS BEEN OFFLINE FOR LONG TIME. WHERE DI HE GO?
A Alaska: to meet with his best friend Pingu

B Siberia: to meet with his good twin (scott is the "evill" one. bwahahaha. what a bummer) who lives in a Gulag

C Cuba: to meet with Castro. Scott asked to Fidelito to be a GR testimonial using the slogan "YEAH I CAN KICK MORE AMERICAN ASSES ON GR. THANK YOU SCOTT KEVILL!"

D HIMALAYA: to meet with his soul. and smoke some wed together with Dhalai "Satan" Lhama.


C'mon fellas. whats your answer?