Assorted Funny Shit

[seth]

....baaaad. must be an american thing.  

ty, i started to think i was abnormal !

[crypt]

I think they are just trailers, Loth. I bet the full versions have multiple scenes where they do that stuff.

[Mr. Lothario]

     The Victorian Sex Cry Generator: http://www.hootisland.com/stuff/victorian.html

[BTs_Lee.Harvey]

http://www.hootisland.com/cgi-bin/karma.cgi
one of the ones i got from here..

People pay a lot of money for someone to give them the sensation of

a lover's breath on their prostate

right in the middle of

getting a Prince Albert.

Right now, thanks to you, a person you've never met is experiencing the sensation of

the first time the trick with the dog and the peanut butter really worked

right in the middle of

the first meeting with their lover's parents.

Thanks to you, at this precise moment someone is feeling the sensation of

finding one more raisin in the raisin bran box

right in the middle of

trying to convince the officer of their sobriety.

[seth]

here's a nice little joke:

The train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine walked its entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed  middle-aged French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!" An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand, you drive your autos on the wrong side of the road, and now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window!"

[BTs_GhostSniper]

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand, you drive your autos on the wrong side of the road, and now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window!"

OMG!  That is so fuckin funny![/size]

[BFG]

LOL thats good, thats very good    

[Brutha]

Yeah, finally a good joke...And the wierdest part...BFG and GS agree...

[Mr. Lothario]

     French-bashing: uniting people across borders since 1919.

[BTs_GhostSniper]

    French-bashing: uniting people across borders since 1919.

Absolutely.