Answer me this Riddle

[SWAT_Offspring]

Fate is the holder of our destinies.  We all arrive at a predetermined place and/or time which is called our destiny.  Now, if we were to take control of our fates, and determin for ourselves where it will all end, could we truely handle such a freedom??

[Precious_Roy]

That reminds of a similar riddle.  "If a tree falls on SWAT_Offspring, and no one is around to hear him scream, does anyone care?"

[SiGmA_X]

"If a tree falls on SWAT_Offspring, and no one is around to hear him scream, does anyone care?"

Yeah, cuz then we cannot bitch at eachother! heh... LoL!

--Romulus

[SWAT_Offspring]

hahahahahahaha, Romulus  

[jn.blackhand]

riddle me this: he has the stupidty of romulus. he has the comedic stylings of loudnotes (or the lack there of). he has the maturity of a very drunk jesse. Who is he?

no, not ace. it's swat offspring of course!

[SWAT_Offspring]

I'm to tired and not in the mood to insult you publicaly twice, so check out what i said in "Who Is, Ranger Bob?" if youd like to know what i said...

[Matt]

hahahah Mort, i sure as hell wouldnt care jk btw.

[Precious_Roy]

Offspring doesn't like me.  *tear*



black:  FUCK YOU!!!!  LOUDNOTES HAS MORE COMEDIC STYLE THAN YOUR PITFUL MIND CAN EVEN COMPREHEND!!! LOUDNOTES IS MY FUCKING IDLE! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME WITH YOUR INSULTS?!?! WHY!!!!

[jn.blackhand]

mort buddy, just for you.

I retract all statements about loud's comedic stylings.

[kos.viper]

lol is it just me or does like every single thread in this forum have at least 2 people fighting and bitching at each other?!?! Don't u guys have anything better to do then bitch at people in forums?! like playing Rainbow Six, or Rogue Spear, thats something better to do  

[Precious_Roy]

Sorry Vip, truth is, I DON'T have anything better to do.  I don't have GR on my computer.  I have to go to Douf's for a supply of anything of the sort, since my 56k, 32megs of RAM and 233MHz processer cant handle anything with these "graphics" everyone keeps raving about.  Furthermore, If you saw my hotornot picture, I am (unbeknownst to me) a hunchback, so i do not get invited ever to Douf's.  Instead I just raid his house at inconvinient times.  

As for "outside activities"  I am a giant loser who can't get within 5 feet of a female, is not involved in school at all, does not have a job, does not play Lacrosse, and did not just get to 2nd base with someone elses girlfriend this evening.

(Note: We can't forget that I am black and jewish, and those two just don't mix)

As you see, I have no other option but to post excessivly.

[jn.blackhand]

Viper. Sigh. Most of the bitching occurs because apparently some can't recognize a joke. which is why i've been compared to hitler.

which is why i feel, as a latina catholic lesbian nazi youth member, i must kill off mort and his "kind."

oh. wait. was that sarcasm on mort's behalf?

dude, you felt up kate as part of some weird dare/mistake/joke?

[SWAT_Offspring]

Blackhand, i am sorry for "trying" to insult u throughout the threads, and hope u will forgive me  .  Perhaps we can be frinds in the future...

[jn.loudnotes]

I'm only funny when I want to be.

although mort is a very secretive admirer, if he truly is one, as he still hasn't given me his new AIM sn so I can laugh at his profiles  

and contrary to their own beliefs or hopes to the contrary, it appears that mort and blackhand are the only other two people on this forum who have a life!

even if it be a bizarre and twisted life, as the case may be......


for those who are about to make stupid comments, I am the other one!


ok, I guess Mauti and bander both have a life too


but that's it....the rest of you - you're doomed to a life of doom and hopelessness


Now I have to go watch Oklahoma beat UNC  

ci

[kos.viper]

lol, once again black, no1 can take a joke =\ it's like every1 on this forum takes everything seriously

Mort: im sure u have a life, when ur off the computer ur "really" living, go out to some movies too   i hope u can drive

[Precious_Roy]

LIARS!  LIARS ALL OF YOU!  I have no life.  if you think otherwie, you are most certainly wrong.

And Vip, I can still not drive (With permit: 20 monthes and counting)

Movies are a different story however, this year, Mort's taking independent research in "cinematic studies."

Brouhaha!  I'm a senior and you most probably are not!

[jn.blackhand]

Mort, your backhanded school insults are no match for my chronic posting syndrome.

And cinematic studies my ass. I could so own you in movies.

Bring all your "education" and your books by supposedly famous authors (who the hell has ever heard of Christie, Vonnegut, and Nabokov anyway?) and I'll bring my infinate movie knowledge and Kubrick DVD box set and we'll see who's left standing at the end of the day.

The entertainment industry always wins. Just look at Titanic...

[jn.blackhand]

And offspring, to answer your riddle, yes. They call it living.

[Ace]

since when did the sharks starting goalie start writing novels?

[Grifter]

Since when did the Sharks have a goalie???  Oh, you mean the guy standing back there that can't skate..... which one?   Hey, what did you expect from a guy that lives in Hockeytown?