combatting the dumbasses. chapter one.

[jn.blackhand]

I?m feeling rather non-mockish today, so instead of posting some poor caliber mocks, I?ve deceided to start a new thread series on the forum.

?Combatting Dumbasses?

As one of the many players who hosts games from time to time, I?ve found it necessary to keep my games free of idiots, hopeless newbies, and people that piss me off. Below is a list of gr users who I boot, mock, or tk to ensure a fun, dumbass free playing environment for myself and my fellow r6/rs players.

Romulus. Boot On Sight.
Peekay. Boot On Sight.
Bone Toxic. Boot On Sight.
SBR Rumrunner. Boot On Sight.
Jesse. Boot After Exactly 15 Games.
Dark Templar. TK Then Boot.
Miller Time. TK Profusely Until He Leaves.
Six The....Pig. Boot After He Kills Me, Which I always Attriibute To Modding Of His Constants File.
Electronicjo. Say, ?ELECTRONICJO IS TEH DEVIL!? Repeat until he leaves.
Seals Cam. Ask if he crashed and when he says no, BOOT.

That?s all I can think of, anyone is free to add, suggest, or modify my list.

Oh and sorry in advance for the crappyness of this thread. I'm just not in a mocking mood today...

[Zomar]

Romulus. Boot On Sight. - good
Peekay. Boot On Sight. - good
Bone Toxic. Boot On Sight. - good
SBR Rumrunner. Boot On Sight. - (edited by zom)
Jesse. Boot After Exactly 15 Games. - hehehe good
Dark Templar. TK Then Boot. - waahaha
Miller Time. TK Profusely Until He Leaves. - good
Six The....Pig. Boot After He Kills Me, Which I always Attriibute To Modding Of His Constants - good/ mostlikely ?File.
Electronicjo. Say, ?ELECTRONICJO IS TEH DEVIL!? Repeat until he leaves. - too much work
Seals Cam. Ask if he crashed and when he says no, BOOT. - whaha

[Ace]

i dont know what to take from this, but i found it funny that 5 of the ten people mentioned by blackhand are on my buddy list


btw zom, when the fuck did rum pretend to be you... i have known him for a while and i bet your mistaken

[jn.wrath]

Hmm.. the funny thing is that him or Mort tking me then booting me is true.

[Zomar]

ace remember this thread of mine? http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~damnr6/YaBB/YaBB.pl?board=GR&action=display&num=995407631

thats his id number...

[Ace]

that isnt his id number, silly zom... know the facts before you go accusing people

[?{RiP}? Vapor]

HaHa! I have to agree with those people on that list.

And Zom, yeah when did Rum pretend to be you and that isn't his ID# like Ace already stated.

[Precious_Roy]

I'd like to mention that most of this usually occurs on my host, since black likes to snipe and I like to rush we find that me hosting makes everything much better.

I'll amend the list idf i may...

Wrath-tk and boot at irregular intervals.

Six Roybatty-allow him to stay until people start saying "gj roy" refering to him, at which point he gets booted.  We don't want coonfusion, now do we? (or to break Mort's fragile ego for that matter)



I'm also thinking of adding Ace and any other Seal involved in the acceptance of Vapor.  *shakes head*  

Any respect I had for your competence and mocking ability has been negated by your poor judgment Ace.


Im gonna have to join SAC.  The scrotum squad's the only clan out there that desrves any merit now.

[Grifter]

Just a quick FYI,

For your reading enjoyment (or edification of the newbies here), I have finally posted an editorial in the TET section.  It just seemed to fit right in here....

Top 10 ways to get called a DUMBASS on the forums

[Ace]

ahh the criticism for adding vapor to seals, i knew it was coming, just from who and when were in question

i used to hold the same attitude as you all; about a month ago when vap asked, i laughed him away... however, recently i decided to let bygones be bygones (yeah, i know i dont let this happen often, but i decided to let something drop for once) the whole permaban deal has long since past, he had been posting intelligently on the forums, and his played had improved, so i decided to take a look at him... somewhat to my surprise (ill always be a skeptic) he played well and carried himself pretty well (incessant nagging aside) the other seals took a look at him too, and everyone was in favor of it... so, now he is (SEALs) Vapor... i know you guys are gonna love to talk shit bout him, me, and other SEALs for this, so here is one big STFU for y'all

[jn.blackhand]

Post #1
yeah. you guys better not mess with vapor because if you mess with him, you're messing with ace. And everybody know not to mess with a speedo wearing mac geek.

and should you mess with ace, you're messing with me. and if your jewish, i'll kill you, for i am the hitler incarnate.

i also do birthday parties. nothing says fun like killing mass numbers of people in under an hour.

oh look, there's a line, ---------------. i think i've crossed it.

Post #2
grift, your list is screwed. posting in a thread that i see is the number one way to be mocked.

Post #3
yeah. yeah. yeah. 3 posts. check out vapor's profile. "when he joined he said he'd be 200% loyal to us..."


[These posts were all combined into one post because blackhand isn't Romulus, even though he may attempt to be. Ace]

[jn.wrath]

Well, I talked to Vapor on AIM a couple weeks ago (before he started playing again) and he said we had been mean to him and mocked him so he wasn't going to play anymore.

If I remember correctly, Ace was the biggest mocker..

Getting soft in your old age, eh, Ace?

After losing SEALs best member because you were mean to him , you're desperate to find 10 players to fill his absence..

[Ace]

OMG THRESHER LEFT SEALS?!?! BUT I WASNT MEAN TO HIM

wrath, i havent mocked vap in a long time, although i was the biggest mocker back when he was talkin bout his permaban... he has changed in his ways since; i mean, take a look at him and rom, then honestly tell me he is a dumbass

btw, that should read speedo-wearin, leg-shavin, mac geek if you wanna be totally correct


doh, i had to modify this cuz my super cool ?!?! turned into a lame smiley

[jn.blackhand]

i was tired and frustrated when i made those posts.

you guys would be frustrated as well if you had one testicle and had women pee on your face in a past life.

[jn.blackhand]

disregard/ignore everything i've said here. i really need some cofee/beer.

[Zomar]

hmmm.... interesting maybe i am wrong but quite often i would be playing with someone named SBR Rumrunner and (he was ignored of corse) his id was that... =/ also when i posted that to check there was nobody under the name ... rumrunner. he would change his name alot but often return to rumrunner =/ . sorry for any mistake