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« on: February 26, 2004, 03:29:27 pm »

Heya peeps Grin

Well, I finally got most of my ex-sluts shit outta my place. It's turning into quite the bachelor pad I must say. I got it all pimped out for the most part now. I must it is like a breathe of fresh air to be single again, you never really know how unhealthy things were until you step back and be yourself again.

On the better side, last Valentines day I went out with some buddies with one goal in mind...to get some fresh pussy. We went from bar to bar and got pretty damn wasted, our last stop was the local after work watering hole called Mackenzies, downtown. All the restaraunt peeps head over there after work for last call and such. Well I ran into this girl I've known from work for a while, she works mostly nights though so I never see her but once or twice a month. Her and my ex reall dislike each other as well, which is kinda ironic I must say. She's a little blonde about 5' 3", 120 pounds.

So after the bar closes we head to the after-bar party, we all drink til about 4am, we spend mst of our time on the couch chatting and stuff. So I tell her to call us a cab and we head to my place. We get there, I crack a bottle of wine, turn on the tunes, we take about 2 sips and Im like "fuck it" so I just bust the move...drum roll please...bam, I knocked that shit like a porn star, I slapped her ass more that one night than I did my ex's in the seven years we were together...it was quite the night. After the sectional couch came apart and we damn near fell off I moved it to the bedroom, when I woke up the bed was 4 feet off the wall and there were clothes scattered all over the place, a bottle of open wine and all...twas just what I needed.

So we get up, go out for coffee, do lunch, drink all day, go to salsa night at the club, then back to her place for one more round...good times in the land of single life.

Now I have this little Hawaiin girl at work keeps asking me to go out for drinks, Im taking her out this weekend...so wish me luck ya'll, it's high time Kilzo plays the field, I been in serious relationships for the past 10 years...and it's all the same, now Im just gonna go for mine and keep the drama out. Until my ex finds out about valentines day weekend...she's gonna flip, those two hate each other..hahahahaha, prolly why she did it but who cares, I got mine...damn industry bitches. Grin

And NO Raps, Im not fallin in love with any of these fast ass city bitches, like Snoop says "We don't love dem hoes" woot!

Later all, hope all is well with everyone, wish I could be blastin with ya, but maybe later in time...Peace out...

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« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2004, 03:45:54 pm »

Damn, and I've been married for 10 years missing out on all that fun!  Good job Kilzo!

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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2004, 03:55:56 pm »

A job well done, buddy.  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2004, 07:13:32 pm »

ok, where do i sign for the freedom thing. damn it sounds good. been married for 3 years ( i think ), feels like eternity.

good luck and have fun

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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2004, 08:01:28 am »

lol married fools, the trick is to find someone, were it feels fresh all the time...
Ex: My girlfriend, granted its not marriage, but we are close enough. all ways feels like the first time.
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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2004, 04:36:59 pm »

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lol married fools, the trick is to find someone, were it feels fresh all the time...
Ex: My girlfriend, granted its not marriage, but we are close enough. all ways feels like the first time.

well thanks for the lesson shark. im sure me, kilz and wiggy really coulda used your infinite knowledge of women back when we were 15. and if it feels like your first time...it's probably because it is your first time.

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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2004, 09:01:21 pm »

Now that is some funny shit cutter.

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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2004, 02:05:24 am »

lol... sounds like you've been having some fun
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