IRAB bombing-WTF!-WW3?

[Destructo]

As GroundsKeeper Willie used to say on Scotchtoberfest....

"...a kilt is an everyday apparel, but in battle, we used to dawn a full length suit...the idea was to blind your enemy with fashion...yadda yadda yadda...."

I forget the quote...it was when bart put the ballons on his kilt and everyone saw his twiggs and berries.

Can someone help me with this quote above?

YA USED ME SKINNER! YA USED MEEEEEE!

I have a great scottish accent, but i'm italian

Ciao

[Bondo]

Any chance you'd know where one would get a kilt and how much it costs?  One thing I'm fairly sure of is there aren't any kilt stores here in Colorado Springs.

[=|HARM|=]

Humm... kilts.... I'm 1/4th scott (hell my last name is Cameron, you know, the warrior clan known for their loyalty), but I don't think I would be caught dead in one. ?I really am a mutt though, 1/4 scott, 1/4 dane (how the hell did those two get together??), and the another 1/4 native american, I'll just call the other 1/4 "miscellaneous" because I have no idea what's in it . ?Anyway, I hope a trend doesn't get started of people posting pictures of themselfs in their klits. ?: P
-toon

[Bondo]

I'm 1/2 Norwiegian, 1/4 French, and then the last quarter is made up of about 16 1/64ths including scottish, cheroke indian, probably some German, Irish, British too.  Only thing I'm faily sure that isn't in my blood is african, asian, and hispanic.

[Destructo]

Bondo, can't you just grab a plad blanket and wrap it around your waist??...i think so..done and done...  

[WieSelFlinK -RG]

I ignore what weapons we'll use for World War III, but I'm sure we'll use wooden sticks and stones in World War IV.

{850}//<:Albert Einstein:>\\{850}

[jn.wrath]

I'm glad I've ignored this thread and all other serious threads.

I'm 1/4 Scot, 1/4 Irish, 1/4 Hungarian and 1/4 German

I get the palest of both worlds, woohoo..

Mort looks good in a kilt, especially on a windy day.

[Grifter]

Well Bondo, I'm 1/4 Cherokee (granny still lives on the reservation down in Tenn.) and then mostly Scott with a mix of English.  Funny though, I actually have great teeth....

I got my kilt in Canada (place just outside Toronto).  It cost me about $150 US.  But it is the right tartan.  There were a couple places on the web to get kilts... one from down under comes to mind.  Let me know if you want me to look up the url's (they are probably burried somewhere around here).

And yes, I wore a kilt in my wedding... and yes, I was a "true Scott", and have a picture of the wedding party to prove it (sorry, can't post it here... no matter how much Mort wants to see it.)

[Bondo]

Actually, I found a place in my town called the Irish and Scottish Regalia Store so I'll have to check them out before I look elsewhere. ?I still don't exactly know what I'd do with the kilt seeing as I don't know anyone here that does all that Scottish stuff, my dad who would be 1/32 naturally has a few ties in the tartan but that's about as far as he goes with it.

All I know is I'll be comfortable in a kilt, I've worn dresses/skirts before and I'll wear them again...wait, did I say that out loud.  

[Destructo]

Grift, where did u buy your kilt??..i live just outside of Toronto....

Bondo if it's close to me, and if grift gives me the place, i'll check out some prices for u, and see if they have mailing info or something u could purchase for shipping...

I'm full blooded Italian!

Dest

[Grifter]

Dest, that explains your bad taste in cars =P

I'll look up the place and modify this post with it.  I know it's around here somewhere.  It was in Scarabourgh <sp?> I think.

[jn.loudnotes]

I know you're all curious to know my ethnicity too!

See, I'm not really sure how to determine the fractions.  I know that 3 of my maternal great-grandparents were Austrian and the other was Russian.  My fathers great-great-great-great-great-grandparents were German.  Everyone else has been born in the United States.  What does that make me?

[Ace]

A lousy no good mutt, but we all knew that a long time ago.