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« on: September 24, 2003, 03:39:42 am »
so my parents are going away to vermont next weekend, and i decided to stay here. my mom was keen on getting me to come with them, to look at a college there, but i declined anyway. then, in all seriousness, my mother said to me in a concerned tone "i....i just dont want you having any orgys here while we're away". LOLOLOLOLOLL....my mom knows me too well.
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« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2003, 03:50:20 am »
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PARTY AT BRONTOS!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2003, 06:52:33 am »
Tell her you won't have any orgies... at least until the E gets there.
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« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2003, 04:50:40 pm »
 ***comes over to brontos***
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« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2003, 05:45:22 pm »
It's bronto with the criminal behavior
he's a gangsta?
but yo, still he's got flavor!
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« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2003, 06:53:49 pm »
Haha, I can imagine that situation bronto. 'Please... just don't have any orgies while we're gone, it gets terribly messy'
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« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2003, 06:59:48 pm »
".... Last time it took me WEEKS to get the carpet clean!"
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« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2003, 08:49:02 pm »
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« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2003, 08:51:21 pm »
hot damn, my friend told everyone there was an orgy at my house in school today, so i just went with it. wonder who's gonna show up.
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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2003, 08:55:09 pm »
     You're a bad seed, Bronto. Think of your mother!
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« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2003, 08:57:50 pm »
my mom knows i love her, that's good enough for both of us..especially my non exsistant consience.
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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2003, 11:26:55 pm »
Bronto i shall hate forever if there are anyless than 10 people, girls if you can handle that lol. pops the **viagra**
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« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2003, 03:45:32 am »
How old are you, 13?  And you need viagra?
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« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2003, 04:04:10 am »
"oNe purchases a shotgun, and tries to shoot down Bronto the naked mole rat"
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« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2003, 11:48:59 pm »
bronto the naked mole rat
some kind of oxymoron? two days til my orgy. all are welcome, hit up the cell.
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« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2003, 11:57:34 pm »
***comes AT Brontos! (multiple times)
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« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2003, 03:05:13 am »
Try 16 and older than you infection.
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« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2003, 04:58:56 am »
Quote from: Maniac on September 26, 2003, 03:05:13 am
Try 16 and older than you infection.

16 and you need viagra LMFAO
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« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2003, 03:23:27 am »
mabye im 61 =) lol don't pick on the Maniac i'm not the one who said i need it i men't Bronto.
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