Do you drive and chat on your cell?

[Anon]

Anyone that drives whilst talking on the phone is a selfish moronic cunt.
If I seem anyone doing it while im on my bike I just kick off their wing mirror. Gets the message across nicely.

[|MP|Nomad]

I'm planning on buying a police-style megaphone to yell at them with. Only about $100 at Radio Shack, and good for months of entertainment.

Make sure you get the type that mounts under your hood and you can speak through a CB or that style mic (a la the police).  You wouldn't want to impair your driving with a big megaphone now, would you?  =P

I talk on the phone while driving all the time, and I've not been in an accident and haven't gotten a ticket since 94.  I even plug it into my helmet when on the motorcycle.  

The law here is that if you talk while moving, it has to be hands free.  And lets face it, that shouldn't be more distracting then listening to the radio.  And yes, there are plenty of dumbshits that can't handle either.

My own personal hates are those women that put on their makeup, using the rear view mirror, while driving, or, worse, those that have a book or the newspaper on the steering wheel and are reading it while driving.  And I'm not talking about sitting in traffic either.

Hey Bucc, Loth,
I have a CB in my car and I used to have a megaphone about the size of that of a car alarm and on my CB it has the feature where you can place it on PA and yell at who ever.  I used to do it with my buddies as I was stopped at the lights and people were waiting in the bus shelters, it was hallarious.  

Then one of my buddies took it one step further and actually connected his car alarm to his car horn, so eveytime he would press the horn (clicking it like a computer mouse not keeping it constantly pressed) it sounded just like a Police "quick beep" siren.  And he would tailgate people and flash his high beams and press his horn and use his PA at the sametime and ALL these people would suddenly move to the side and make him pass by, some even pulled over thinking he was a cop. hahahaha funy times

As far as cell phones go, I hate those people too. although I must admit I do it too, mainly b/c I dont have a hands free kit.  I ahve trried my brothers and they actaully work really great (Samusung ones) but I need the ones that go around my ear, the one I tried just place in the ear and it was ALWAYS fall out if you looked left or right quickly.  Got frustrationg farily quickly.  I also dont like the ones that the mic comes on the side to the front of your face, to revealing.  I think I am going to get the ones that go around the ear but I don't know of any good name brand ones that will work well (reception) like the samsung (just place in the ear) ones.

[c| Dr. NO]

Here's a Tip for you Doc...Once you almost get hit and trying to calm down because your so mad. Get up next to the person that is on a cell phone. They probably still wont even notice you and lay on your fucking horn. That usually scares the shit out of em and give you a sense of self gratitude.  

hehe, i should have a chance to try that out very soon, i'm driving 30 mins a morning right now on 85 and people in this damn vally love their cocksucking phones...yes it angers me.  Not only for on the HW (though that pisses me off the most) but even people that just walk around everywhere with these damn things, like they can't be seen without them.  I truly think its a problem with some people, i think it's a way to a) look "cool", or b) they just dont wanna have to deal with other people around them where ever they may be.  So plug in, your safe now.

[Mr. Lothario]

     Noms, that's one of the main reasons that built-in bullhorns are illegal in CA. : D

[Ace]

Here's a Tip for you Doc...Once you almost get hit and trying to calm down because your so mad. Get up next to the person that is on a cell phone. They probably still wont even notice you and lay on your fucking horn. That usually scares the shit out of em and give you a sense of self gratitude.  ;D

hehe, i should have a chance to try that out very soon, i'm driving 30 mins a morning right now on 85 and people in this damn vally love their cocksucking phones...yes it angers me.  Not only for on the HW (though that pisses me off the most) but even people that just walk around everywhere with these damn things, like they can't be seen without them.  I truly think its a problem with some people, i think it's a way to a) look "cool", or b) they just dont wanna have to deal with other people around them where ever they may be.  So plug in, your safe now.

I'm sure you would love to see me eating an In-N-Out burger and talking on my cell phone while driving a stick on 85. :P

PS - 85 is a horrible mixture of idiotic cell phone drivers, women, old people, and Asians. Talk about bad driving karma.

[0 Kilz:M:]

I drive talking on my cell, eating lunch, smokin a cig, one knee on the wheel in the dark with no headlights. Sheesh.

[|MP|Buccaneer]

Anyone that drives whilst talking on the phone is a selfish moronic cunt.
If I seem anyone doing it while im on my bike I just kick off their wing mirror. Gets the message across nicely.

So does turning hard right directly in front of those bicyclists.  And no, bicycles do not have the right of way, they have to obey the lane laws just like anyone else.  

That gets the message across quickly.

If you happened to be on a motorcycle, not a bicycle, that would move would put you squarely amongst the Squids of the world.  Only a Squid would do something that stupid.  For those of you that don't know, Squids are what we in the motorcycle world call the idiots that ride around in shorts, tank tops and flip-flops.  

[tasty]

For those of you that don't know, Squids are what we in the motorcycle world call the idiots that ride around in shorts, tank tops and flip-flops.  

The other day a person wearing abercrombie shorts, flip flops, no shirt, and a hat turned around backwards was doing a fucking wheelie at 65 down the highway. I wanted him to fall so badly.

[BFG]

I suddenly get the image of having your genitals pressed against a power sander (with corse grain glasspaper) at extreame speeds.... Somehwat unplesent.

I wonder how they clean up the mess when they do slip. Power washer and a bit of washing up liquid with a touch of pan scrubber?

[|MP|Buccaneer]

I wonder how they clean up the mess when they do slip.

They don't.  They leave it as a warning for other squids.

BTW, guys that ride sport bikes with no helmets, even where it isn't the law are automatic squids.  They are squid nobility.

[The Golden Shark]

i have seen the GOD DAMN pro at doing shit while driving. on the 10 freeway (down town LA) i saw a guy with that hands free shit talking, driving, and shaving. That assholes face was latherd up like he had just been in a ghei porn, and he fucking had a enws paper and empty bowl of cheerios sitting in the seat next to him. This was soooooo outrageous, we had to laugh.



(NO JOKE!!)

-T

P.s. The fire department truck comes and hoses down the street and blood. if the guy is dead the corner van comes, if not the ambulence. ive seen it been done before, in a real street with a real guy, not some stuntman asshole who fuck up.

[Overthrow.aHa!]

I'm posting because we have a seroius problem.... Foxxy Fox Or otherwise know as Grayfox is a squid
with his gay ass scooter hes cruises at speeds well under 14 miles and hour and terroizes his local town by doing wheelies and raping virgin chipmunks. So to help foxxo i believe we all should send him 2 bucks and see if he can get a decent bike with that