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[Maniac]

1:09 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: i challenge you
[1:09 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: to?
[1:09 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: yo a momma joke contest
[1:09 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: its on
[1:09 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: mhmhmhm
[1:09 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: you wanna start it off
[1:09 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: u go first
[1:09 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: ook
[1:10 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your momma is so hairy
[1:10 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: that her nipples have afros
[1:10 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol
[1:10 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: start outsoft
[1:10 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: gimme a second
[1:10 PM]  *** ?cE ? Maniac thinks
[1:11 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: you have one min this shit is timed
[1:11 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: i got my next one ready
[1:11 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: y mommas so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone
[1:12 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: haha
[1:12 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: lame
[1:12 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: ok
[1:12 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: my turn
[1:12 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: i got my next one
[1:12 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your mamma is so slutty
[1:12 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: that she has been poked more times than the pilsbary doe boy
[1:12 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol
[1:12 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: heres my next one
[1:12 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: yo momma so ugly when she was born the Dr. put her in a incubator with tinted windows
[1:13 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: lol
[1:13 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: thats a good one
[1:13 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol ya
[1:13 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: ok
[1:13 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: i got another good one coming up
[1:13 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your momma is soo fat
[1:13 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: that when your dad tried to fuck her he had to roll her in flour 2 times to find the wet spot
[1:13 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol
[1:14 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: k
[1:14 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|:  Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund.
[1:14 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: soso
[1:14 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your mamma is so nasty
[1:14 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: that when you asked her whats for dinner she opend her legs and said" crabs and tuna"
[1:15 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: oooo
[1:15 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: beat that
[1:15 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: yo momas so shorts, she did a suicide jump of the curb
[1:15 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: ROFL
[1:15 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: thats a good one
[1:15 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: that one you said?
[1:15 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: or mine
[1:15 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: urs
[1:15 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: i no
[1:15 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: ok
[1:15 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: next one
[1:15 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your mommas so ugly
[1:16 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: that the only piece of ass she got was when her hand went thro the toliet papper
[1:16 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol
[1:16 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: yo mama's so dumb, when her radio batteries were dead, she buried them
[1:16 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: lol
[1:17 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: ok
[1:17 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your mommas pussy is soo dirty
[1:17 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: i got a good one
[1:17 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: thats she soaks it in salt water to keep her crabs alive
[1:17 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: hehe
[1:17 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|:  Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
[1:17 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: lol
[1:17 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: i heard that one
[1:18 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your mamma is like a bowling ball
[1:18 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: she gets picked up fingerd and thorwn in the gutter
[1:18 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol
[1:18 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: yo mama's like a vacume, she suks and blows
[1:19 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: and throw in the closet
[1:19 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol
[1:19 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: you forgot that part
[1:19 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: ya, i did
[1:19 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your mamma
[1:19 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: is like a hard ware store
[1:19 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: 10 cents a screw
[1:19 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: nice
[1:20 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: ur moma's like a birck, she's flat, hard, and always gettting laid by mexicans
[1:20 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: o ya
[1:20 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: that one pwned
[1:20 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: ya
[1:20 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: heard it
[1:20 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: ok
[1:20 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: bah
[1:20 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your mamma is sooo fat
[1:21 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: that every tim she turns over she gets a welcome back party
[1:21 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol
[1:21 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|:  Yo mama is so stupid, she invented a condom with sweat holes.
[1:21 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: lol
[1:21 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: thats nice
[1:22 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your momma
[1:22 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: is soo fat
[1:22 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: that her ass chicks look like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud
[1:23 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: haha
[1:23 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|:  Yo mama so bald, her cornrolls look like stitches.
[1:24 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: lol
[1:24 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your mamma is soo nasty
[1:24 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: that she hade to cut off her tampon string because the crabs where using it as a bungie chord
[1:24 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol
[1:24 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: booya
[1:25 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|:  yo mama like a stamp you lick her stick her then send her away.
[1:25 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: o man
[1:25 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: this contest is getting tense...
[1:25 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your momma is soo stupid
[1:26 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: she stared at an orange juice box for an hour because it said CONCENTRATE on it
[1:26 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol, ive heard that 1
[1:26 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: yo mamas so dry, her crabs carry canteans
[1:26 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: lol
[1:27 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: ok
[1:27 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your momma is sooooo nasty
[1:27 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: this one is going to be the winner
[1:28 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lets hear it
[1:28 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: when your dad eat her out he got food poisoning!
[1:28 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol!
[1:28 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: thats nice
[1:28 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: y momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to c wuts on the other side
[1:28 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: mhmm
[1:28 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: lol
[1:28 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: classic
[1:28 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: ya
[1:29 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your momma armpits is soo hairy
[1:29 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: it looks like she has buck wheat in a head lock
[1:29 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol
[1:29 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: ive got another winner right here
[1:29 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: Yo mama's like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she's ready to blow.
[1:29 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: oooh
[1:30 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your mommas brreath is ssooooo bad
[1:30 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: she can clear a chat room
[1:30 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: hehe
[1:30 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: ive got a good, not perverted one here
[1:30 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: k
[1:30 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: yo moma's so dumb, she sold her car for gas money
[1:31 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: lol
[1:31 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: nice
[1:31 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: another classic
[1:31 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: where do u get all ur jokes from?
[1:31 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: school
[1:31 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol
[1:32 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: yo mamas so dumb, she went to a .99$ store and asked for a refund
[1:33 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your mommas teeth are soo yellow she spits butter
[1:33 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol
[1:33 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: yo momas so nasty
[1:33 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: she makes a speed stick slow down
[1:33 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your mommas so dumb that she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call
[1:33 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol
[1:34 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: u wanna play sum rs now?
[1:34 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: is that a give up?
[1:34 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: no...fine, we keep going
[1:34 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: im going to post these insults on the forum
[1:34 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: yo mama is so poor, she strips at Chuckie Cheese for tokens.



Who do you thin won?!

[BTs_eight]

Should we vote to remove the polls? Since all they are used for is stupid polls?

[Jackal.aHa!]

I voted for snelly cause hes my slut...


I dont remember any momma jokes from my early youth, now at 18 im like i remember where my car keys are...

[Snipe not logged in]

Nice double post and triple post to get that post count of yours to reach 100.  

[kos.viper]

Momma jokes are so 8th grade.

[PsYcO aSsAsSiN]

I vote for assassin. Locked and posts deleted (not getting 100 by spam).