some required reading

[*NADS Capt. Anarchy]

well, i've been on the fourms for about 3 weeks now, so i think that make me an expert. And i've seen all this "mudslinging" going on and thought it would be a good time to introduce the other noobs to two very important articles.

The Art of Assing
http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~damnr6/tet/fullnews.cgi?newsid1004252997,5497,
and ,
The Top ten ways to get Called a DUMBASS on the fourms
http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~damnr6/tet/fullnews.cgi?newsid999830965,35078,

And while you're there, it doesn't hurt to read the entire T.E.T. section, there is some rather funny stuff there, as well as some useful stuff thrown in.

[Bondo]

See it goes like this, you've got Dennis Miller, the Supreme Ass (I'm making this claim as Ace's example of what an Ass says is exactly like a Dennis Miller similie and no one does intelectually above you insults like him.  Ace then is Resident Ass, then there are Grifter, blackhand and wrath as asses, and then there is me, the Ass Apprentince.

[Grifter]

Don't forget Blackhand Bondo... he was quite the ass'er in his day (come back Blackie... come back...).

Nads, those are very good links you posted there.... I wonder which two intelligent, handsome, charming, Galic God's came up with it. ?=P

[Bondo]

Ace then is Resident Ass, then there are Grifter, blackhand and wrath as asses, and then there is me, the Ass Apprentince.

Take another look Homer.

(Decided saying Oedipus to convey calling you blind would be a little cruel. and since I'm not very fond of my mother, not very accurate either... you post modding such and such.... I know Blackie wasn't there when I wrote that.[/i])

[Ace]

Cruel? Oedipus banged his mom, and GRIFT has a thing for sheep. You decide which is worse...

Well, better than incest I suppose.

[Yoda]
Bondo, apprentice you may wish to be, but humility you need. Great fear of the true asses I sense in you. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads poor assing, poor assing leads to suffering.
[/Yoda]

Grift is the one who gave me that titles so take it up with him.

[*NADS Capt. Anarchy]

[Yoda]
Bondo, apprentice you may wish to be, but humility you need. Great fear of the true asses I sense in you. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads poor assing, poor assing leads to suffering.
[/Yoda]

This is the reason i'm begining to love these fourms. the witty, hillarious nature that some posts achive is far beyond anything i've ever seen anywhere else on the net. Sorry if it sounds like i'm kissing ass, but it's true.

[MacMan]

I actually clicked the links provided to us by anarchy, so i think that qualifies me as a noob. And as it says in of the most holy of books, "if your woman is disobedient, beat her lightly". So i will continue my quest for the level of assness achieved by the "holy triad" as ace so charmingly put it.
It may take only 5 minutes, it may take a lifetime, but i will never cease the search for true assness, for TRUE assness is sweeter than the wine from the holy grail.

[cookie]

if you ever want to see assing at it's worse, #macintosh on DALnet is the place. DamnHippie is the quintessence of ass.

[Bondo]

Ace, I must apologize for the loss of your fine Wrath assing, they put the damned modify and quote buttons too close together.

Grifter, trust me, I had blackhand there all along.

[jn.wrath]

Sigh, I get lost in this forum.. I check it about 3 times a day and there are way too many new threads and posts to keep track of..

I guess I'll just listen to this 2Pac song over and over again seeing as its one out of two rap songs I like =P