Don't post in the forums unless...

[Ace]

Hmm, I take some time off from the forums and nothing has changed...

Retard: OMG WTF WHY YOU MAKE FUN OF ME?!
Bondo: I am the greatest video game player alive!!
Wrath: Let me waste your time by trying to make a pathetic attempt at assing.
Asterax: The retards have nothing to lose but their dunce caps. They have a world to win. Retards of all countries, unite!
Bondo: I own you all at RTCW!!
GRIFT: Look at me. I can type in purple. I like to bang sheep. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. Wow, that was a long post. Back to the sheep...

[Grifter]

Now that is some superior Assing!

Pay attention Brain... that's the standard of assing to live up to around here.  Notice the double reference on Bondo to illustrate his number of posts (or ace just fucked up, but it was still funny).

High marks.  It's even more amazing that it came from someone with ace's handicaps.  I mean, if you didn't know better, you'd say that came from a normal person...

[Asterax]

Ace, I never said that. Though I have little patients for flamers (or "retards"). Bah.


Yet I own you all at Aardwolf!

[Brain]

damn bondo, ur ass really does look good! ?

why the hell are you looking at bondo's ass? i guessing he doesnt ?like that, ?of course, i'll let him make the final call.
and gift i like that little sucker punch on ace there, sweet move
and Asterax, what the HELL is Aardwolf?
(too bad rapid isnt here, then there would be plenty of ammunition for everyone)

[Brain]

i wish i had a post counted for everytime i modified my posts. if i did i'd have 3 times as many as i do now.
damnable fate
oh well

[Bondo]

why the hell are you looking at bondo's ass? i guessing he doesnt ?like that, ?of course, i'll let him make the final call.

Well that depends on what type of Mac he has now doesn't it.

@Ace, hmm, should I take the fact that both of my comments were bragging to mean something? ?You know I should probably look up the definition of these words people keep calling me.
Flips to smug, flips to arrogant, flips to stubborn.
Well good to see they don't all mean the same thing, you know what they say, if three different people tell you it, it is true. ?But if you wanted to do a true ass, you would have had me being strict as a moderator on something. ?I'm the ?ber-moderator bitch guy.

[Asterax]

You have never heard of Aardwolf? Weirdo.

[MacMan]

aardwolf, is that like some exotic sort of weed?  

[[[EUR]] HoloGram]

Bander reply my emails PLZ!!!

I feel ignored by you dude  

U know my email so use it, hehe.

[MacMan]

HEY! dont stray off topic!  

[Brain]

hey, just a personal thing, but i tend not to play games older than i am

[Ace]

Ace, I never said that. Though I have little patients for flamers (or "retards"). Bah.

Asterax, I know you didn't say that; Frederick Engels did and I plagiarized it and changed it.

GRIFT, of course the two Bondo references were intentional. While on the subject, yes Bondo, you are arrogant. Not that I have anything against arrogance, but it's annoying when you can't always back it up.

Finally, don't tell me how to ass. Ever.

[Bondo]

Ace, it is somewhat hard to back-up claims of talent in R6 when nobody plays anymore, I keep trying to play but the games are few and far between.  Back a year ago though, I was good playing with people from SAC, SBR, and SiX mainly and not being any worse off then them.  I don't think you should be claiming that I don't live up to my talk as I've played you like 10 games and killed you a few of them.  So while I am arrogant, it isn't like I'm all talk like you seem to want to believe.  Ask Bander and Mauti how I was when I joined them, playing them very close on Euro servers and many of you have said Mauti is one of the best Euro players ever.

On the other hand I never claimed to be a good ass

Rapid: AK has been biased against by Nixon, this isn't fair.
Nixon: Rapid you're a loser
Grifter: Rapid shut up
Assassin: Rapid you're dumb
Bondo: Hmm, maybe he has a point though
Rapid: See Bondo says I'm cool so you guys all need to treat me nice you bunch of asses.
Bondo: I did?
Rapid: AK has been biased against by Nixon, this isn't fair.
*Nixon deletes thread*

[Grifter]

Bah Bondo, I never just say shut up.  I expound over paragraphs over why it's a stupid statement and his time is better spent reading a book and learning how to form complete sentences... or even to take advantage of the opposable thumb....

But never just "shut up".  Where would the fun be in that?


So, just shut up Bondo.

[Grifter]

Double posting, but with a reason...

The first guy that misses the irony and sarcasim there should have his account deleted.

[Brain]

yes but grifter, your over all point in all those posts is: either post something smart or shut the hellup

[Bondo]

In truth I need to find and use my own unique ass technique and not try to mimic you guys, but I was just trying that out there, knew it wasn't that well done. ?I'm more for the sarcastic response involving me being the intellectual prick who knows of many things. ?Sort of like what you do Grift but in less words.

[MacMan]

now i wonder if grifter should be feeling admired or offended..

[|?K|*R?p!d?*]

Rapid: AK has been biased against by Nixon, this isn't fair.
Nixon: Rapid you're a loser
Grifter: Rapid shut up
Assassin: Rapid you're dumb
Bondo: Hmm, maybe he has a point though
Rapid: See Bondo says I'm cool so you guys all need to treat me nice you bunch of asses.
Bondo: I did?
Rapid: AK has been biased against by Nixon, this isn't fair.
*Nixon deletes thread*

Now as soon as all can see this in it's clarity, maybe people will lay off me and give and show me some respect...

[PsYcO aSsAsSiN]

*sigh* ignorance reigns supreme with the forum newbies... Rapid, he wasn't serious with that post, Bondo was attempting to perform the art of forum assing, but of course you wouldn't understand that.