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« on: May 18, 2003, 11:17:34 pm »
Mauti and admins, Please let this stay for just a bit for the community to lighten up and have some fun.

Hrm, seeing as the good old spam drop box has been put out of order, and there are no fun loving threads, I have come to the rescue. Now if your gonna come in here slapping me around for "spam" and such then I spit in your eye....with acid.

So for those lucky enough to read this be4 the images get taken out I'll tell you the story of young Wallabie:

Once apon a time there was a young boy names Walla. He had just turned two years old when something horrible happend. He was at a petting zoo for his birthday when...


..a Wallabie horrible attacked him.

In a Spiderman like fasion Walla slowly turned into a Wallabie!


Being rejected by his peers for his inhuman appearence, he ran away! He ran and ran til he could run no more, then he stood apon a rock...


and yelled "DAMN NATION!" then ran off into the shadows of the forrest. He was alone and soon everyone back home was looking for him. For awhile rumors about his whereabouts spread like a hot knife through butter. One day someone caught a glimpse of him on camera:


Determind to bring him home they left a trail of carrots back to his house, perhapes he might still  be addicted...


..and he still was. And reunited with his family, he lived happily ever after.

P.S. This was the story I wrote about walla when he was going away from GR.
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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2003, 01:06:18 am »
lol. Good times. Yeah, everyone needs to take a chill pill (Mr. Mellow brand of course) and relax, have some fun. People are getting too worked up over people on the internet. So, let's get this snowball of love rolling. I'll start us off with a joke.
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« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2003, 02:51:45 am »
Hehe, maybe this thread should be with jokes, funny stories, etc.


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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2003, 04:54:25 am »
Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, ?Hey Tim, what're you in for??

?I'm getting my tonsils out -- I'm a little worried,? said Tim.

?Oh don't worry about it. I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and jello I wanted for two weeks!?

?Oh yeah?'' replied Tim. ?That's not half-bad. Hey, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for??

?I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is,? Sammy answered.

?Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!?


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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2003, 02:03:21 am »
hmm, seems everyone has gone mean... Sad
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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2003, 02:06:06 am »
Haha, I remember you telling me months ago you were gonna make a wallabie story book.
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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2003, 02:14:00 am »
lol
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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2003, 04:28:11 am »
It got rejeced by all the publishers...but ill find a way!
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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2003, 05:59:51 am »
that is sick SNIPE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH
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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2003, 06:11:52 am »
lol? more where that came from if you want it.
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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2003, 10:29:31 pm »
Good deal on starting this topic up Mysterio.  I just now read it and think that you are right for once in ure life about this.  Kudos!  =)
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« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2003, 03:21:03 am »
Gee golly, thanks sab.

(For the record...jackass!)

Now, down to business, whats with all the evil stares im feeling from the shadows aroun this thread. Why can't we gather in say this thread, and joke and just get along.
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« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2003, 02:26:30 am »
Once apon  a time there was a man that ws confused about life Huh Huh
Everone was mean to him cause they thought he did nt know anything Angry  Huh
THen he got so angry that he baracadid himself inside his house and ate so much ice cream that..
they had to set him on fire to gget rid of it but then they set evryone on fire The amn got really angry at himself but evryone said thats ok and drunk beer and everyone was happy They all danced with hot chicks and mooned evrbody THE END!
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« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2003, 02:29:54 am »
What the fuck?  Tongue
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« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2003, 09:49:02 pm »
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« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2003, 02:52:13 pm »
Sad but true...
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« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2003, 09:18:00 pm »
Let's make smiley's dance and sing.








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