*DAMN R6
.:Navigation:| Home | Battle League | Forum | Mac Downloads | PC Downloads | Cocobolo Mods |:.

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
May 02, 2025, 11:16:11 pm

Login with username, password and session length
Search:     Advanced search
One Worldwide Gaming Community since 13th June 2000
132957 Posts in 8693 Topics by 2294 Members
Latest Member: xoclipse2020
* Home Help Search Login Register
 Ads
+  *DAMN R6 Forum
|-+  *DAMN R6 Community
| |-+  General Gossip (Moderators: Grifter, cookie, *DAMN Hazard, c| Lone-Wolf, BTs_GhostSniper)
| | |-+  Cat and Mouse
Pages: 1 [2]   Go Down
Print
Author Topic: Cat and Mouse  (Read 4924 times)
0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.
Brain
*DAMN Staff
God bless the freaks
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1960


Respect: The most important thing you'll ever earn


WWW
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2002, 11:15:06 am »

you should see what a parrot can do if they dont like you
ever see a 150 lb black belt get chased around by a 1 lb bird. yea, now that's comedy
and once you see what those can openers called beaks can to nuts(macaws can easily crush walnuts, my eclectus can only really crush peanuts, but can still draw blood) it makes you wonder what that beak can do when applied to your toes, or fingers.
and parrots still own all animals in the intelligence department
« Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 am by 1029654000 » Logged

"Engineering is the art of modeling materials we do not wholly understand, into shapes we cannot precisely analyze, so as to withstand forces we cannot properly assess, in such a way that the public has no reason to suspect the extent of our ignorance."  Dr. A. R. Dykes -1976
Grifter
Moderator
God bless the freaks
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1376


Detroit, where the weak are killed and eaten


WWW
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2002, 04:02:04 pm »

Dunno about that one Brain.... I've never seen a dog fly into a window and break it's own neck....

But I have seen a dog figure out how to turn a doorknob to open a door on it's own (now if only she'd figure out to close it...)

I have two things against birds as pets... One, a bird can't really sense your emotions and react accordingly like a dog can.  Two, a bird in a cage is a sad sight to me.... A bird should be flying, not trapped.  Dog's chose people as much as people chose dogs (cat's tend to tolerate people... which fits, because most guys I know just tolerate cats.. heh)
« Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 am by 1029654000 » Logged

"...to the last, I grapple with thee; from Hell's heart, I stab at thee; for hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."
Ace
Resident Ass
God bless the freaks
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1700



« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2002, 04:13:51 pm »

Quote

She is fast, agile, and nasty. ?It's why I love her so (no Ace, not because she looks like a sheep, you perv).



So are you admitting she looks like a sheep? If so, it's good that she is fast, agile, and nasty. Well, fast and agile. Nasty never seemed to turn GRIFT off from animals before.
« Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 am by 1029654000 » Logged

There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
Grifter
Moderator
God bless the freaks
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1376


Detroit, where the weak are killed and eaten


WWW
« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2002, 05:07:25 pm »

Nasty attracts me... It's why I luv you so much.
« Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 am by 1029654000 » Logged

"...to the last, I grapple with thee; from Hell's heart, I stab at thee; for hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."
Geek USA
Special Forces
Full Member
**
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 176



« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2002, 05:49:11 pm »

any parrot you see in america is a very lucky one. they pack them into crates by the 100s, and only a couple survive the journey to our pet stores. people think its all funny that they talk to you, but really they are just trying to blend in... maybe not get stuffed into another crate..
« Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 am by 1029654000 » Logged

geek
BTs_Mysterio
BL Staff
God save the Royal Whorealots
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 3676



WWW
« Reply #25 on: May 02, 2002, 06:00:44 pm »

One day, the parrots will fight back...
« Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 am by 1029654000 » Logged

"There's room at the top they are telling you still. But first you must learn how to smile as you kill"
John Lennon
Only suits they'll be wearing are body bags. • Your trial will be held at the city morgue. • I'll return your gun, one bullet at a time.
Mysterio is a registered trademark of Myster
Brain
*DAMN Staff
God bless the freaks
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1960


Respect: The most important thing you'll ever earn


WWW
« Reply #26 on: May 02, 2002, 06:11:54 pm »

some birds are that stupid, but my parrot likes looking in the mirror. it looks like she knows it is her reflection in the mirror. parrots are smart  birds, smarter than most ppl think.
oh and by the way geek, my parrot was hand raised in the us, not shipped over(she is 3, and we have had all but a few months of that)
i know they do that, and i dont like it one bit
never would have got her if she was shipped
« Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 am by 1029654000 » Logged

"Engineering is the art of modeling materials we do not wholly understand, into shapes we cannot precisely analyze, so as to withstand forces we cannot properly assess, in such a way that the public has no reason to suspect the extent of our ignorance."  Dr. A. R. Dykes -1976
Typhy
God save the Royal Whorealots
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 3431


Woot


WWW
« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2002, 07:56:09 pm »

I got an Irish Wolf Hound, ( Really really big ). Somtimes he will put his paws on peoples shoulders and he was able to get his paws on the shoulders of a friend of my parents who is 6'9!

-Typhy
« Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 am by 1029654000 » Logged

"Work is punishment for failing to procrastinate effectively." - National Association of Procrastinators<br /><br />Kerry & Edwards in 04' <br />Knowles for US Senate
Brain
*DAMN Staff
God bless the freaks
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1960


Respect: The most important thing you'll ever earn


WWW
« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2002, 11:57:37 pm »

impressive
« Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 am by 1029654000 » Logged

"Engineering is the art of modeling materials we do not wholly understand, into shapes we cannot precisely analyze, so as to withstand forces we cannot properly assess, in such a way that the public has no reason to suspect the extent of our ignorance."  Dr. A. R. Dykes -1976
Geek USA
Special Forces
Full Member
**
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 176



« Reply #29 on: May 03, 2002, 02:31:58 pm »

brain, you know your parrot will outlive you and your family?
« Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 am by 1029654000 » Logged

geek
Matt
Special Forces
Full Member
**
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 191


?SWAT?


WWW
« Reply #30 on: May 03, 2002, 06:45:21 pm »

i hate cats... dogs are cool, but how many of you have an african claw toed frog? HUH!
Cheesy
that shits the maaad note
« Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 am by 1029654000 » Logged

- Matt
Destructo
Special Forces
Sr. Member
***
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 452


Bucc, take a shower you stink like Detroit.


« Reply #31 on: May 04, 2002, 01:08:37 am »

Now, I know that my posts are far from gramatically correct, but I wish to point out the grammatical error in Bondo's...lol

Quote
Quite fun watching him chase the mouse around the room (where I thankfully was able to contain the mouse not that my cat needed any assistance in the matter. ?After a short spell when the mouse somehow slipped through the crack where the carpet meets the wall and crawled under the floorboards my cat got the mouse back out for the final flurry.


As we see, there is a beginning "(" bracket, but yet, I do not see a closeing thought bracket ")".

If you were in Prof. Destructo's 4th year English major, you would be given a "0" for any grammatical errors!!

They say, that animals, especially cats, who bring home dead animals means that they love you. A sign of affection to their owner. They bring home the prey to give to the owner as a gift kind of thing.

I shit you not.

My cat used to bring me big fuckin Crows. Ahhh, my cat, he ruled my street. Fuck with him and you were asking for a beating...

*sigh*
*tear*
my cat
*cry*
*dest crys for his cat*

talk amounst yourselves....
« Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 am by 1029654000 » Logged

Kami, I don't care if it is spelt wrong.
Typhy
God save the Royal Whorealots
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 3431


Woot


WWW
« Reply #32 on: May 04, 2002, 01:35:00 am »

Dest: It isn't nessassary for you to respond for every topic. But, I guess thats your choice.

As for Parrots, They just have no care what happens to their owners. Their owner dies? So what they think. All that has to happen for them to be happy is for them to be fed.

However I do like parrots for I have one.   Smiley
« Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 am by 1029654000 » Logged

"Work is punishment for failing to procrastinate effectively." - National Association of Procrastinators<br /><br />Kerry & Edwards in 04' <br />Knowles for US Senate
Destructo
Special Forces
Sr. Member
***
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 452


Bucc, take a shower you stink like Detroit.


« Reply #33 on: May 04, 2002, 01:40:05 am »

Typhy, look at the board, all i see is your name, so shut-up
« Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 am by 1029654000 » Logged

Kami, I don't care if it is spelt wrong.
WeaSelFlinK
Guest
« Reply #34 on: May 04, 2002, 02:41:32 am »

Ssheesh Dest, you're starting to sound like Yoda with that "I shit you not" thing. To see how Darth Vader slices Yoda's hairy face in two would be a great show. Unfortunately, that will never happen. Darth Vader is dead, and Yoda is too... damn you, Lucas!

-Beefy.
« Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 am by 1029654000 » Logged
Brain
*DAMN Staff
God bless the freaks
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1960


Respect: The most important thing you'll ever earn


WWW
« Reply #35 on: May 04, 2002, 01:33:12 pm »

Quote

As for Parrots, They just have no care what happens to their owners. Their owner dies? So what they think. All that has to happen for them to be happy is for them to be fed.

However I do like parrots for I have one. ? Smiley

typhy you are sadly mistaken. parrots bond for life to their owners.,
Quote

brain, you know your parrot will outlive you and your family?

and yes i am fully aware of that fact
(actually my parrot shouldnt outlive me, my dad, yes, but not me)
« Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 am by 1029654000 » Logged

"Engineering is the art of modeling materials we do not wholly understand, into shapes we cannot precisely analyze, so as to withstand forces we cannot properly assess, in such a way that the public has no reason to suspect the extent of our ignorance."  Dr. A. R. Dykes -1976
cookie
Moderator
Sr. Member
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 447


still tippin'


WWW
« Reply #36 on: May 04, 2002, 03:37:19 pm »

i think birds must be the coolest pets ever. I had a parrot named Master P. I had found him in my backyard near death, and took him in. He used to talk to me, and even give parrot hugs. He was not confined to a cage. He was also quite capable of playing tricks on people, even cats. The bird would call out to the cat, mimicking my "here kitty kitty kitty". The cat, thinking it was time to be fed, would run in through the kitchen door only to be bombarded and assaulted by my devious pet. Eventually, the cat learned her lesson and exercised more caution in such matters, proving cats are not completely stupid. Nonetheless, the parrot still proved to be the smarter of the two. Alas, Master P is no longer with us. His owner came and reclaimed him, much to my dismay ?but hey, i've still got 3 dogs, a lizard, turtle, fish, and a cat to keep me entertained.
« Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 am by 1029654000 » Logged

The things that will destroy us are politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity; and worship without sacrifice.  ---
Gandhi

Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot, hoes all on me.
Pages: 1 [2]   Go Up
Print
Jump to:  



 Ads
Powered by SMF 1.1.7 | SMF © 2006-2007, Simple Machines LLC
Page created in 0.04 seconds with 19 queries.