The Worst Thing You've Ever Done In School

[bronto]

lol i think im evil. like no one even laughed at my post lol. i like cossacks stuff. cossack pwns. i have to add him to my favorite peoples list in that other post

[cookie]

you guys are noobs.

during my high school career:
salted and bleached a dollar sign in the outfield of the schools precious baseball field
got people to light simultaneous trashcan fires in the school restrooms and got the whole school out of 30 minutes of class while we waited on the firetrucks
spray painted the auto garage and school walls with "SWJC" (southwest JEWISH cholos, joke gang)
flooded the cafeteria, which involved breaking the humongo air conditioning unit
got together with some pals and paid a guy to eat frog gonads and formaldehyded oysters during biology freshman year :-)
climbed in through a first story window and took alg II teachers laptop so he wouldnt be able to put out grades.

funny things i have witnessed:
while making a liquid similar in compostion to wine, a guy asked the teacher if he could drink the stuff. the teacher says "yeah, if you wanna throw up" and the guy drinks it. teacher gets pissed, forgets about it the next day.
a guy (same guy who ate the frog parts) gets up during geometry in an extremely drugged up state, takes a plant off the teachers desk, puts in on the ground, unzips his fly and takes a piss on it. Sits back down, the teacher was so occupied he never even noticed.

by the way, i remind you i still have quite a while to accomplish even worse deeds. im already planning my next misdeed. i live for evil doing.

[Colin]

Omg snipe, u know cole grosner from ur school?  He bought one of those watches with a tv remote control on it.  Anyways, there was this REALLY annoying subsitute teacher who we called the "skunk" (she had a white strip in her hair and smelled like SH*T!), she was trying to play a video and he kept fastforwarding it and stopping it and stuff.  We also threw stuff like chicken nuggets at the lunch ladies and stuffed them under the lunch ladies' doors to the kitchen.

[cookie]

omg, thats terrible. I do evil things to the evil deserving system and the spoiled masses, but goddamn, i never do mean things to LUNCH LADIES. thats just wrong. while i do evil mischief in my free time, i devote alot of my time to doing community service projects, i guess to balance it all out. dont be a bastard.

[bronto]

lmao terrorizing lunch ladies. i havnt laughed so hard. my friend threw a ham and cheese right in this retarded lunchladys face, who drools white stuff, and it splatted all over. he threw it so hard i almost died from laughing.

[|MP|Cringe]

 
lol infect, i remember that earth science class........ that was fun.......
listening to that other teacher whine about the gum during the regents was painful though......

apparently at my school, ur not supposed to walk in, and then try to go back outside before school actually starts, i pretty much got a referral for doing that
That and i cut gym by falling asleep in the library coz they have soft comfy chairs that u like sink into. lol that was not helped by the fact that i had absolutely NO sleep the night b4

[Brain]

i dont know what i'm more suprised at, the fact that people seem to think that getting stoned during school is some earth shattering act, or that nobody cares that 90% of what were telling each other is a serious crime

[Bondo]

Brain, you missed my post where I was quite shocked  

I've just given up on scolding them.

[|MP|Cringe]

hey look im doing a minor one right now
-->> online games, forums, and chats are not allowed on school computers

omfg i just found the funniest thing in my schools system > u can log on to any comp here by using user:Guest and no pw and have normal user privelages (internet)

[Mattster]

ok - I punched this kid way bigger than me punched him in the eyes nailed him in the stomach, kneeded him in the head.

ok - Went up to my teacher and said - ur a dumbass and you dont know how to teach right.

[|MP|Cringe]

ok - I punched this kid way bigger than me punched him in the eyes nailed him in the stomach, kneeded him in the head.

Matt, did that kid and his buddies kick the shit out of u after that?
and...why?

[Mattster]

Nah they didnt kill me after that, i just took a shortcut home and lost em everyday, they forgot about it now, they pissed me badly.

[*DAMN Silent Killer]

hehehehe Run away mattster. First of all confront your bullies. There mostly pussys who have never been stood up to.

-SK

[guest]

I didn't do my homework last week, then I told my teacher I didn't and she said it didn't matter... I cried happy tears for hours afterwards. That was the happiest day of my life, and the worst thing I've ever done in school (college).

[(SiX)Ben]

Heh. I'm one of them "good kids" at school..
Hrmm..

Once there was a van parked out in the dirt property of our school.. I threw a rather large rock, it missed its target and hit the window... Uuuuh, once the teacher orderred everyone out of the room when he went to the bathroom, and as soon as he saiod that I hid under a desk... waited for him to leave and openned the door for the whole class (It was like 110 degrees!)... I put in saving private ryan in the teachers mid lecture... and he actually decided "ooh this is the good part"... so we watched that the whole period... One of the VP's was coming to see a friend of mine who's in some... illegal buisness, so my friend handed me some money asking me to hold it... and i took it... I got elected for best eyes in the senior class and didn't vote for myself... Gave up my part in office of a club for a hot girl... See, I'm lame!

Heh that's about it... Geeez I'm a noob!

Ben

[*DAMN Silent Killer]

yah ben we have alrdy realized that

btw i didnt get the last part gave up your wha!?

[(SiX)Ben]

Heh, I could have been an officer (VP at Friday Night Live) but a hot girl wanted it so I resigned my spot

Ben

[Casper]

Can't say I have done anything, but my brother's friend made a sign that said "Bong hits for Jesus". When the Olympic Torch came by the high school, he held it up. He got suspended and took it to court because he wasn't actually at school that day and it was on the other side of the road. It was pretty funny.


Oh, and friend of mine said "Fuck you, I'm on fucking fire" to a teacher, and then locked himself in the bathroom!

Another person went on rage and attacked my friend, they kicked the shit out of him, one of my friends slammed his head into a locker, the other kid was like the biggest kid in the whole school for 6th grade, he punched him in the gut and the kid fell over crying, it was funny as hell. I laughed my head off! this kid hade major problems, he was kinda cool when he wasn't going on rage o and he was little very little.  

[(SiX)Ben]

He'll win his suit. Not on school grounds... The problem with this though, is... He was well enough to go out and hold out that sign, what was his reason for ditching school? (illegal)

Ben

[kos.viper]

I think I'm hanging out with the wrong forum crowd here, you guys are crazy.