I have to share this.

[Destructo]

My farts today have been RICH!

I've had the farts all day long, and they are still comming. I had to sit with my legs really tight together so none of the smell of my farts would contaminate the office.

Thank god for padded chairs, becasue if i was sitting on a non-padded wood chair, my farts would vibrate REAL loud, and i would have no smell control.

AYE CARUMBA!

[†FiRE Infection]

Why was this so necessary?  I find it very unecessary..it doesn't affect us in any way.

[KoS Ultimo]

Why was your post necessary... asking if the post before it was necessary. I would have to say Dests post was alot better then yours Infection....

Actually, I bet the reason Dest made that post was to make people laugh when they get home from work or a hard day. Mission accomplished.

[†FiRE Infection]

yea I cerainly did smile tho after taking a three hour test today which I finished in 1 hour... sitting in a fucking hot sweaty class room...my ass has never been more uncomfortable and sweaty

[|MP|Nomad]

Actually Infection, I must beg to differ, it helps everyone very much in the rs community.  What Dest is trying to explain is that when the human anal sphincter muscle has relaxed to the point that a flaciulant may escape it can cuz bodily harm to other individuals, after all, it is methane gas you let out.  
In addtion, it also teaches us to always sit on a padded chair when playing rs in the presence of others around, thereby, decreasing the awareness of others to any possible accidental pungent odour slippages.  However, what Dest fails to see is that if he finally allows to have his g/f rim his anal, he will then have a much cleaner area and possibly better smelling farts.  So Dest, take 2 licks and call me in the morning.

Dr. Nomad  

[*NADS Capt. Anarchy]

while we're sharing butt stuff....

i took the fattest shit ever yesterday. I musta been accidently saving it up for a few days or sumthin, but we're driving home from sumthin and all of a sudden i gotta take a shit. real bad. So we stop at a place, i run in, and like rigth as i sit down, KER-PLUNK! just log after log of solid hardcore poop. no wishy washy watery shit, just hadcore logs. Just from taking that shit i musta lost like 10 lbs. or so. It even piled up out of the water! In a public restroom! yuhhg. But man, it sure felt great once it was out!

[Destructo]

Nomad said it the best. The relaxation of the anal sphincter cause harmful gasses to escape.

Noamd, that was the best explianation I have *EVER* heard. WOW! i'm impress with the knowledge of ass you have.

Ult ty, that is exactly what i am doing.

[Grifter]

Wow, all this talk of relaxed sphincters and hard packed poop.. and not one homosexual joke so far... what is coming of this place....

[.p u n i s h e r.]

i wonder why bondo keep erasing my posts  

[Bondo]

And how precisely would I do that seeing as I'm not a moderator of this forum.

[bronto]

omg cap, that was beautiful. i feel ya there, ive had an experience such as that.