Jokes...

[(SiX)Ben]

I'm sorry if this is considerred spam, but I found this hilarious... I had to type it up!

Ben


One happy family lived together... A wife/mother, a husband/father, and their 10 year old boy. The father sometimes listenned in on the little boy's prayers at night.. One night the boy said something odd... "God, thank you for mommy, thank you for daddy, thank you for grandma, I'm sorry for uncle!" The dad thought that was rather strange, still he went to bed without thinking much of it. After a stressful day at work he returned home to be faced with his crying wife... She told him that her brother had died by a heart attack. The husband was shocked and immediately thought of the prayer he listenned in on.. The father continues listenning in on the boys prayers until he heard the boy say another odd thing... "God, thank you for mommy, thank you for daddy, sorry for grandma." The dad was still under the assumption the first time was a coincidence, but he make a note to himself to remember this prayer...

After yet another stressful day of work the father thought about his wifes mother. He called his wife and asked about his mother in law. His wife explained she had died earlier that day.. The father started freaking out... He made it a pointto continue listenning in on his songs prayers.. Several motnsh later he heard his son's prayer go like this: "God, thank you for mommy, I'm sorry for daddy." The dad was completely devastated. He didn't want to die... He resolved he would take no chances the next day. He got up at 4 am and drove to work when there were no otehr drivers. He stayed secluded in his cubicle taking all sharp objects away from him... He returnned home at about 11 pm at night, when again the roads were secluded...

So the man had made it safe throughout the whole day... He breathed a sigh of relief as he enterred his home... He was greeted by his wife... He said "Oh, you would NEVER believe the stress I have faced today. It was just horrible... It was an awful day!" The wife responded "Tell me about it! The milkman died on our porch step!"
THE END

[Bondo]

Very well stated that joke is...the punchline is actually not seen from a mile away.

[0 Kilz:M:]

Lmao, sucks you have that much time to write all that out. But hella funny anyways.

[Bondo]

I suspect a copy and paste.

[tasty]

I have two jokes that i recently heard at a concert.

1. q.what is the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
    a.one walked on the moon, and the other one fucks children.

2. q. how do you make spaghetti with a leper?
    a. hit him over the head with a tennis racket.

root was the best r6 clan of all time

 

[Jeb]

i don't think i can tell any jokes here without getting a phone call from the NAACP. jk, here are somejokes.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and moan

 How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, let her do the dishes in the dark.

How are babies and the elderly alike
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a felt tip marker?
You don't get second looks when you're writing with a felt tip marker!

What do you get when you cross a jew with a dead baby?
about 4billion new jokes.
here is a "joke for you"
http://homepage.mac.com/farmerjeb/cossack.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/farmerjeb/rx7.jpg (destructo's car)
and i'm working on a photoshop of bondo  

[KoS Ultimo]

root was the best r6 clan of all time

 

That must be another one of your jokes

[*DAMN Silent Killer]

ok first of all i dont get the joke he died on the doorstep?? wtf im confuzed

secont of all root sucked

[jn.loudnotes]

Sk think long and hard.

Tasty, please tell me you didn't just join the forum to make that pointless post.  Were you high when you heard those?

Jeb, where did those dead baby jokes come from?  I've heard them...they're so bizarre and I've never quite gotten it.  It's so stupid it's funny, I guess.  And yeah, thanks for leaving off the racist humor.

And nice one, Ben.

[Flame]

SK, the joke is that the boy's father is the milkman, and his dad thought it was him, which is why he ran away.

[*DAMN Silent Killer]

hahaha now i get it

[(SiX)Ben]

Dude, r00t owned... undefeated in bl AND first place... we beat DAMN by the way SK... you were in the game...

Also, Bondo, I typed it on aim, then copy pasted it from my aim typings...

Ben

[Jeb]

jn,
a guy who i went to HS with has a website with a buncha jokes.
http://www.halfemptyweb.com

[KoS PY.nq.ict]

good joke ben....

I suggest everyone go visit Jeb's friend's site. It's worth it.