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« on: June 03, 2002, 05:09:55 pm »
I am now Offical FUBAR(Fucked Up Beyond All Repair)

I was at a friends house and they were having a bonfire, we were jumping over it and shit, having a good time, party Style Wink

It was my turn and BTW the firepit is Surounded by Cinder Blocks, the one with the holes in them.

So I run up, my shoe is untied, plant my foot on the block...the shoe sticks in the hole and I go....you guessed it straight fucking into the fire.

After I realized what was happening, ( IM FUCKING LAYING IN THE FIRE) ?I Jump out of the pit. ?But of cource I trip on the other side's Cinder block and I got flying and my shin hit another randomly placed cinder block.... as I fall to the ground of cource I land on this big fucking rock on my hip so now I cant walk very good(or stright)

Of cource, Mr. Murphy had to pay me a visit that night and of couce during this im on fire....

So my leg is on fire and my shoe is and my shirt is

So I rip my shoe off, roll, (of cource I cant do the Stoping, and the Droping becasue I already am lying on the ground.

So Im rolling and shit someone hits me with the emergency bucket of water. AND of cource this water makes my burns sting like a Mother Fucker.

So Im all burned up my shin is half broken my pants are now shorts and I have 1/2 of a pair of shoes

ya im GRADE A FUCKED

send me your condolences on this forum and any other storie like mine Sad
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« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2002, 05:18:01 pm »
i truly feel sorry for you. Good luck
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« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2002, 05:39:15 pm »
sk made me post this..

wow your dumber than me!! ? Grin
ok i am at tennis practice playing doubles. i just won the set so we had to switch sides of the court...
tom, my partner: hah! *runs up to net like he is to jump over but puts his hands on it then hops over*
me: tom, you suck.. *runs up to net. jumps. foot gets caught. fall. smack. arm bends up*
me: *adrenilin kicks in. stands up* aaaaaahhhh11hhh!!!h arrhhsd!!!!!! *sits down*
then hot girls in skirts from their tennis team come over.. ?
bah im taken to the hospital by an ambulence
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« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2002, 06:10:15 pm »
Missed it when I replied to it in the other forum, but I totally agree with you about the hot girls in tennis skirts.  I don't know if hot girls play tennis or if tennis players are hot, but either way, it is damned nice.

Anyway, invisible get well cards to both of you especially SK because his injury is scarier.
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« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2002, 10:13:49 pm »
well, i thing we have some new potential  future darwin award winners...
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« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2002, 01:28:34 am »
SK if you made this with purpose you would be a perfect candidate for MTV Jackass


muahahhahahahaha ?Grin so dumb sorry SK but hehe
you are the "man" girls are dreaming about ?Grin Grin Grin j/k
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« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2002, 11:57:19 am »
SK that's pretty scary so feel better but man your an idiot...
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« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2002, 12:01:40 pm »
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well, i thing we have some new potential ?future darwin award winners...


rofl brain, i know PLENTY of people irl that are liable to recieve a darwin award some day. hmm, i'd love to award those awards  Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2002, 03:18:12 pm »
MacMan,

I'm so happy to say that I don't know anyone likely to win a Darwin... at least nobody I actually hang around anymore... heh.
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« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2002, 03:40:52 pm »
LMAO! Most interesting story I've seen on this forum in a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time (oh except for my disney thread of course  Wink )  Well anyway, i hope you're alright. Thanks for that brief feeling of superiority knowing that there are some people in this world dumber than we are. Oh wait, we already knew that. There's Rapid. Sorry, silent killer, but Rapid beat ya to the spot.

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« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2002, 06:40:43 pm »
Yea really rapid
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« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2002, 10:03:48 pm »
because thay are deleating your spam ant triple posts Wink
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« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2002, 10:27:44 pm »
Well SK you did post 5 times already and 3 times in a row when you could have just modified your last one to add to it
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« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2002, 07:48:38 pm »
Well I am now pretty fucked up also. ?Remember the playoff game we won last weekend? ?That led to the championship this weekend. ?This one was not as easy. ?The game ended in a 2-2 tie. ?I pretty much had to give everything I had after we began the early game down 1-0. ?But after we had a 2-1 lead I did give up a goal and it was tied 2-2 Sad. ?I didn't know where I was and I was out of position having not played in a while. ?This led to a 5 minute overtime which didn't help decide anything. ?That meant penalty kicks. ?I was the goalie and on the second shot my foot was caught in the mud...my leg turned sideways and my knee went out. ?I stopped the shot and fell to the ground in pain. ?We lost the game 2-1 in pk's after I came out. ?I am now hobbling around on crutches with a sprained knee. ?The cap apparantly moved up my leg. ?I shall now devote my extra time to working on the battle league trophies and playing a little more rs..hopefully getting FIRE started up again. ?

?k,TASK and Stfu what would you consider your clan colors to be?

Bondo I have a rough copy of a possible trophy if you would like to see.
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« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2002, 10:04:27 pm »
YEOUCH Sad Shocked:( Shocked:( Shocked:( Shocked

i'm cringing in pain just reading that
i feel for you man, knee injuries suck
heal up fast, and use this as an excuse to play more comuter games
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« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2002, 11:08:18 pm »
eh, what fun. I just got back from a weekend "camping" at the river, and all I managed to do was hack my leg with a machete. Luckily, my jeans were stong and i got away with a scratch and a nice dent in my leg.
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« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2002, 12:47:05 am »
Our clan colors are pretty much red green and black.
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« Reply #17 on: June 21, 2002, 06:35:25 pm »
OK well I have one done for ?K and Bondo seemed to like it also so I'll send you it tonight Rapid.
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« Reply #18 on: June 21, 2002, 10:02:57 pm »
Dude, I totaly remember doing shit that you did SK with the fire and all.  Also jumped over stream type things that had jagged rocks and fast flowing water and other weird shit in the B.S.A when the scout master's werent looking.  It was fun as hell hah.  Man though, 3rd degree burns?  you totaly fucked up.  Farthest I got was second degree from cooking, or was that ironing? something with heat in the house.  Get well soon man and later.

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« Reply #19 on: June 21, 2002, 10:21:57 pm »
LoL I had no idea what he was talking about at first...something on topic...this topic changed tho...is SK still reading this? Grin
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