Cheesy play by play account of SWAT vs MI6

IT started out, Matt hosted a game called "SWAT wants to CB. 4v4. Grow some balls, clans." MI6 came in and declared that they wanted to battle, we greedily took up their offer of a 3v3 battle.

The first lag test on Matt's host was a shutout by SWAT, no deaths, only kills. A slaughter.

Then came the real action, the first real game on Bunkers. Civ and Matt rushed them, Matt down the middle and Civ on the left side. Wrath bravely sniped from the left pillbox. Two MI6 fell immediately, the surviving one entrenched himself inside a pillbox where he was ass-hauled out by Civ and Matt, who then proceeded to beat him to death.

The second game went almost identicalley to the first two, so there is nothing to report.

The third, and final round on Bunkers started out with Civ and Matt sniping and Wrath rushing. The first MI6 fell hard and the other two disappeared off the map, only to surface again.. BOTH STANDING IN THE ENTRANCE TO A PILLBOX! Wrath bravely charged them with his MP5A4, and downed one before they pulled him down.. fighting to the end. Civ and Matt proceeded to slaughter the remaining camper.

Then the map was switch dramatically to Old Train Tracks, where Matt and Civ proceeded to snipe their way to victory, while Wrath couragously fought the lag of the map.

The 5th and final game on Matt's host ended with a repeat of Old Train Tracks, this time, however, Wrath sniped his way to one kill and Civeron did the rest.

Then.. there was a long pause between hosts as MI6 deliberated as to who would host.. they chose Joel, who claimed to have cable, and yet his ping was in the 56kers range?

SWAT entered the game to discover it was set up for co-op and Joel did not *want* to switch to Adversarial. He was overheard saying "i am so tired of adv"

Finally, after Joel started the game and managed to suspend the startup sequence, the game type was switch to Adversarial, the map being Chalet Fall, SWAT's flagship map. Guardhouse/Living Room was the chosen insertion and the host refused to change it to random. SWAT, with daring, chose the blue side, to defend the guardhouse, while MI6, took the easy side of gold.

A ferocious lag test insued in which SWAT, sustaining only minor injuries, was victorious over MI6.

The game point drew nigh, and random insertions were selected. It was Guardhouse/Living Room once again and SWAT was destined for victory.

Wrath headed up the charge to the house, taking out a sniper as soon as he stepped inside the porch door. Flipping around, he spotted someone sitting right inside the door, took him out, reloaded then sought the final MI6. Wrath ducked outside to head down the slope, and was immediately bombarded by bullets coming from behind him. Turning around and sidestepping at the same time, he managed to avoid the others that came his way and planted 5 gold 9mm bullets into the heart of that MI6. Civeron and Wrath rushed to his still twitching body and proceeded to hump it.

The final score was a triumphant 6-0, SWAT.