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« on: August 13, 2001, 12:21:16 am »
hi guys! this is how i picture the *DAMN forums, i hope no one is offended (mainly romulus!) anyway, here it is:

every one is in a comfterable room with snaks and drinks. every one is chillin' on laz-e boys and couches sipping-(or in the case of loudnotes, chuging,) jack-in-cokes. except for the young'uns, who drink plain cokes.

Mauti: "so the site's almost done what do you guys think?"
SWAT_Grifter:it kicks ass! i cant wait for the finished site!
SEALs Ace: " I like it as well, saddly, being the resident ass of the forums, i must instead inform you that it turns my stomach."
CIA Black Sheep: "I LiKe GuNs!"
Cocobolo:"That's nice sheep, speaking of guns, I'm currently working on a new mod, it will feature 200 different weapons."

suddenly, Romulus violently opens the door, sticks his head in and yells " wow! tahts soo cooll!!;D;D;D;D" (spelling mistakes intended)
and quickly as he came, slams the door shut. the party is ruined, thanks to that violent out burst, people have been jolted out of their pleasant conversations, left staring wide eyed at the now closed door. the first to speak is ace:
SEALs Ace:" what an idiot. when is he gonna learn to spell?"
Loudnotes takes a moment from his chuging competition to comment:
Loudnotes:"you tell em' ace!" then stumbles back to his drink.
Mauti:"hey come on guys let's be a bit more respectful"
suddenly, Romulus jams his head in the room again and says:
Romulus:"Ya!" (thusly bringing his current posts to 543.)
Once again Romulus' head dissapears behind the door.
SEALs Ace:" wtf!"
SWAT_Grifter:"Will you stop doing that rom??"
Mauti: "Hey! what did I just tell you?!"
SEALs Ace:" stfu mauti! I'm sick off you telling me what to do!"
ace throws his jack-in-coke on the floor. the tasty bevarege makes contact with every one in the circle. loudnotes sees what ace has done and screams in agony. Mauti looks down at his now sticky doc martins.
Mauti: "ace you just made a big mistake."
before ace can react, Mauti hits him with a chair, knocking him out.
the large brawl/riot that unfolds, kills 7 criples 4 and seriously injures 13. thus, the *DAMN forum is destroyed, thanks to an uninvited party crasher named Romulus.
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« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2001, 12:46:03 am »
hahahahahahhaha

just two probs: first, im the Resident Ass, not Asshole - big difference... secondly, I WOULD NEVER WASTE LIQUOR
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« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2001, 03:19:57 am »
LO?L sheep u've done a complete summary of the forums hehe
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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2001, 03:44:09 am »
OUTSTANDING ?Grin - MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL WHO IS THE...
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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2001, 04:37:41 am »
OMG that was funnie! Sheep, we are having a nice, long talk next time you are online... but still, it was funnie, and i'll cut back on the spam...
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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2001, 07:32:51 pm »
Well done Black Sheep..... nice use of color too. ?As for taking offense..... if you can't laugh at yourself, you shouldn't laugh at others. ?And I laugh a lot. ?However, you left out the "..... um..... nevermind ....." of Wrath and anything ass related for Blackie....

All and all, nice observation. ?However, I would personally rather have seen my character slapping Peekay around and putting her in her place. ?So, who did you have in mind to play me in the movie??
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« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2001, 10:42:04 pm »
Do I have to modify Black Sheep's post to add myself into it?

Grift.. um.. nevermind.. Smiley

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« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2001, 11:48:52 am »
sheesh! buncha whinners!
ace- i used the MODIFY button (hehe rom) to make you the resident ass.
Mauti- im so sorry my funny post made you reply and loose the clean 500 posts you had (501 just isnt the same)
and swat_grifter, and wrath youre right about er.. wrath! maybe ill make a part 2...? .. um.. nevermind..
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« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2001, 03:10:17 pm »
um...ya... (hah Sheep)
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« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2001, 04:50:54 pm »
hehe.. good response, sheepie..

I can't respond to the guy who posted after sheep for obvious reasons Wink
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« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2001, 09:12:24 pm »
I'm not an alchoholic  Angry Angry Angry

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« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2001, 11:59:19 pm »
actually i am. Cool Cool Cool
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« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2001, 04:26:07 am »
That's sad Ebola... Why did you start drinking? I have friends that cannot set the bottle down for even one night... When they spend the night at my house, they *take a walk* with their bottle... so sad...
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« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2001, 05:56:44 am »
Loud,

Blackie, Ace, Wrath and I are crying out for a little help here Grin
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« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2001, 11:01:06 am »
jesus rom..i was j/k....if you dont undestand that...well...i dont know what to say....
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« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2001, 03:04:37 pm »
Ohhh... Umm... Yeah... Whatever...

still, drinking is BAD for you, and I think that ppl shouldn't drink, but that's just my opinion...
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« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2001, 08:01:56 pm »
loud, im gonna smack you soon if you keep dropping the ball

as for grift, wrath, and blackhand - you guys ever have that feeling where you are really close to vomiting but just manage to hold it down?
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« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2001, 09:36:42 pm »
yeah yeah.....school's just started and I have a lot less online time.

that means less time to be funny


that means I have homework that I should be doing right now.  


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« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2001, 10:18:53 pm »
drinking...is...bad...?omg there must be something wrong with me.i like drinking. i love beer, and here in italy we make execellent wine.
remember... BEER GOOD!NAPSTER BAD!...heil to bob cesca.
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AMEN EBOLA!!!!!!!!!  ALL HAIL EBOLA!!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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