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« on: February 22, 2005, 08:49:58 am »
A smidge long, but i was laughing almost the entire way through.

Drawn heavily from the Final Fantasy series, and even though i havent played them, still got me laughing because it's applicable to all RPGs.

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http://project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html
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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2005, 03:17:52 pm »
107. Arbor Day Rule:
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says.

I've never played RPG games, but that sounded funny as hell to me.
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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2005, 05:39:14 pm »
Fake Ending
There will be a sequence which pretends to be the end of the game but obviously isn't -- if for no other reason than because you're still on Disk 1 of 4.



hahahhahahahha...


And that is why I never even attempted to finish Final Fantasy 7.
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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2005, 06:58:57 pm »
HAHA

The first one that ccame to mind when I saw the title was stories always starting with the kid being woken up after sleeping late. Go figure it was tops on the list.
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