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« on: August 19, 2005, 09:16:12 pm »
With the current drive to eliminate real science from our schools, I thought it would be fun to mock the scientificaly ignorant with various versions of Intellegent Design. In the interest of fairness, of course. So here's mine:

The world was created by the Mighty Cum Shot of Glory, which splooshed all over the barren rock we now call Earth. The Mighty Cum Shot of Glory had in its heart a desire to populate the world with it's infinite fertility. The Cum Shot had a divine purpose, washing the world with His goo, filling the land and the seas and the air with exactly what He wanted. Hence, this is why real women like it on the face.

It is absolutely imperative that you realize that observable evidence is at the discretion of the Mighty Cum Shot of Glory.

This theory is grounded in Science and not Faith, just as intellegent Design-Christian is supposedly.

I fully expect this theory to be discussed in every classroom in America and especially Kansas's class rooms.
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« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2005, 10:29:07 pm »
Quote from: "Sixhits" on August 19, 2005, 09:16:12 pm
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Not only did you take the time to write this piece of crap...you took the time to edit it??
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« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2005, 02:01:33 am »
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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2005, 02:49:27 am »
Sixhits, I would pwn you with my "design" but it's 5 pages long and I don't think people would be happy about that length of post...

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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2005, 01:23:42 pm »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2005, 01:35:23 pm »
lmfao wtf is that.... are we recruiting for a sect or anything?? Maybe the Spaghetti Moster cult, short smc? this is a macgaming league forum, isnt it? or did i miss anything?
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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2005, 02:59:43 pm »
Hahaha, W-T-F! Pastafarians... I love pasta! RAMEN! lol
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« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2005, 10:58:32 am »
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With the current drive to eliminate real science from our schools

I just began teaching at a Math, Science, Technology magnet school, where 80% of my curriculum is completey science inquiry based.

but i much rather have had the idea for the Spaghetti thing.
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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2005, 05:40:44 pm »
beware the garlic bread minions that flock around that pastafarian spagettihead
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« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2005, 07:35:32 am »
Dude arent we all pastafarians?
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« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2005, 05:51:16 pm »
damn... I wanted to post the Spagetti Monster link Sad

O'well, I still am going to...
http://www.venganza.org/index.htm
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« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2005, 05:40:15 am »
Quote from: (SiX)Sheixhundt on August 19, 2005, 10:29:07 pm
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Not only did you take the time to write that one liner ost, but you took time to edit it??
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« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2005, 04:09:17 pm »
Quote from: spike on August 26, 2005, 05:40:15 am
Not only did you take the time to write that one liner ost, but you took time to edit it??

Yes, because snark is more effective without typos.
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« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2005, 04:27:07 pm »
yeah i know, but i didnt want to edit it Wink
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