RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101

[SiX.spaz]

is that why u said ian, then ewin? it was all to be a good scott? bullshit grifter. u didn't know how to spell it. dont start spreading ur bullshit to make urself look better.

[Grifter]

Our dear little spazzy must be on the rag again...  she sure bitches enough that I wonder when she isn't.  Spazzy has more periods then a Hemmingway novel.

Now little Spazzy... if you really want to compare spelling... or IQ.... or brain pan size... or penis size (one you lose by default for being a little pussy)...  feel free.  You'll just lose.  Just because you have no sense of humor (or the remote possibility that I wasn't funny) doesn't make me a bad speller.  Any more then it makes you a decent human being.  So jump back on the short yellow bus and go home and jerk off (or whatever it is you do, which I do NOT want to know).  

Oh, and just for your information... it's also spelled Ioan (the old Welch spelling.  Kinda like Geoff instead of Jeff).  As for Bondo and I being a couple of dumbasses... come back and talk to me after you have a few letters after your name... then I may listen to you (but I doubt it, because you'll still be a dumb spaz).

[PsYcO aSsAsSiN]

To clarify about the actor...

His true Scottish name is infact Ewan, but many American media outlets have his name as Ian...everybody is correct in this worthless arguement.

[Bondo]

Well, I'm still a few years shy of being to add BS to my name but at least I have a High School diploma  

[SiX.spaz]

"just because you have no sense of humor (or the remote possibility that I wasn't funny) doesn't make me a bad speller"

stupid old grifter. anyone who has been reading this post can tell u screwed up, and have too small of a penis to admit it.

for those of you who missed it, grifter called ewan mgregor, ian macgreggor. then edited his post to say ewin macgreggor. then tried to tell us that that is how "real" scotts spell it.

btw grifter, my iq owns ur iq. i won't toot my own horn too much here, seeing as how it's just an online bulliten board. (plus i've never had a real iq test : P )  
i dont have a huge penis, but one would imagine it's bigger than ur's, since u commonly resort to poking fun at teenage boys. (meh. that didnt make sence.) some one (mb ace, ur good at this shit) tell me how i know grifters penis is small. i can't think of anything. (except for something that would incriminate myself....)

[Ace]

So jump back on the short yellow bus and go home and jerk off (or whatever it is you do, which I do NOT want to know).

Smartass, how is spaz supposed to jerk off if he has a pussy as you claim?

[SiX.spaz]

hah. who calls him ian, assassin? i have never seen that. grifter is still wrong

[SiX.spaz]

oh and grifter. having various degrees has nothing to do with iq. i know some dumbass people with masters degrees. if you work hard enough, and have a slight bit of smarts, u can get a degree. (i am only 18, therefore i have no degree -not even a high school diploma to tell u the truth- i graduated early by taking the "easy way out of high school test")  but i can still spell ewan mcgregor : D

[Bondo]

Well,  I'm brilliant, I just am that brilliant artistic type that get biopic made about them that makes them look a little crazy =).  This of course being the alternative to brilliant, actually helps society, actually uses potential type.  About spelling, no it doesn't have anything to do with intellegince (this was intended).  It has to do with having seen a word or name enough to be able to spell it.  Oh and don't double post you prick.

[SiX.spaz]

i never said spelling had anythin to do with intelligence. i agree that it is mostly just whether or not u've seen the word. however, intelligent ppl make spelling errors less often. that doesnt mean everyone who spell correctly is intelligent. and who really give a shit if some one is intelligent or not? it's not like anyone can change their intelligence. if you're born a dumbass, u will die a dumbass. you can work really hard, and amass knowledge, and learn to spell, but ur still a dumbass. others, are born smart. they don't have to work at all to ace classes, spell well, or anything. that is just the way it is.  grifter is still wrong though. dumbass or not.

[Ace]

OMG, R U SAYING TAHT I KAN SPAEK LIK THIS AND U WOUDL STILL THANK TAHT ME IS INTLLEGIGENT?!?!

[Bondo]

No Ace, we never thought you were intellegent.

[jn.wrath]

..Bondo speaks for all of us..

[Bondo]

[Grifter]

if you're born a dumbass, u will die a dumbass. you can work really hard, and amass knowledge, and learn to spell, but ur still a dumbass.

I think Spazzy just wrote his own epitath...

btw Ewin (not Ewan) is also a correct spelling in the great white north. ?Regardless if Ace and Bondo are the only ones that get the Scott reference (since that is a little friendly war with Ace and myself), you, my dear spazzy, ?are still a hormonal little fudgepacker that is as annoying as in insect and about as important.

Ace, maybe fiddle would have been a better term then jack-off for little spazzy. ?Then again, spazzy is probably so disgusting that he can't even keep himself aroused long enough to get off.

And no remarks about the 'more periods then a Hemmingway novel'?? ?Bah, I thought that was a good one.

[SiX.spaz]

i dont give a fuck how they spell ewan in canada. no one gives a fuck. ewan mcgregor is spelled ewan mcgegor. that's all that matters.

assassin: i looked high and low, and no one calls him ian. there is an ian mcgregor, but he's a doctor, or scientist, or something.

[Ace]

No Ace, we never thought you were intellegent.

I had a feeling this one was coming.


GRIFT, the Hemmingway joke was definitely quality, but since I'm on spring break I refuse to acknowledge anything that reminds me of academia in any way.


And spaz, congratu-fucking-lations, you can spell his name right. Now for next week's test, can you spell "little bitch"?

[Destructo]

You want bitching, I'm the founder of the anti-testicle knock in RS foundation. ?Stupid having your gun move just because a stupid bullet punctured your stupid head. ?How am I supposed to aim. ?Bah, forget it

^^I had a nice chuckle to that.

but seriously...run at me and let me shoot u with a 9mm...not only will your testicles knock...your cock will get whiplash.

and bondo, my use of punctuation......!~!!!...&&64&*)(:'....is all original.

I noticed u all wer talkin about MacGreggors..well this is alittle off topic, but on Friday, i had the pleasure and hilarity of watching a episode of McGuyver. MacGreggor remined me of it. Anyway, I now know, Thanks to McGuyver, how to short circuit an electronic security door lock. He just short circuitted it with 2 neutral wires connted to nothing. Like that would not set off the alarm!...Where do they come up with this shit anyway!

I am to lazy to read all the posts and catch up..can someone just insult me or make fun of me so I can join in the fun here...

thanks

[Grifter]

Dest, I used to love MacGyver when it first came out (back when Mr. Science actually did help write for the show).  Anyway, two things.

First, pick up this months issue of Motorcyclist Magazine[/b].  They do a nice bake off of the latest $50k Corvette and a $10k GSX-1000R.  The only real shock was in how bad the bike stomped on the Vette.  At one point on the track, the motorcycle was 53mph faster then the car.  BTW, they also talk about the Viper and a Porshe.  In the infamous 0 - 100 - 0 test, the bike was finished in 11.10 seconds, which was quicker then the Vette made it to 100 (11.54 sec to 100, 16.something for the test).  Oh, and since the 1/4 mile is your fav, the stock GSX-R did it in 9.5 seconds...  Time to put the RX7 away and put that money to good use son.

Second, Bonus points for anyone that can name MacGyver's first name (a grand old Scott name if ever there was).

[SiX.spaz]

i believe it was "angus".
the name only sticks out in my mind because, as i was reading ur post, i couldn't stop  thinking about having sex with ur mom last night. then all the pieces fell together.