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« on: June 18, 2006, 06:58:31 pm »

The flashes from the guns was most impressive and lit the window.
These well dressed dudes have been coming around every saturday night
for eight or nine weeks and they follow the streetwalkers down the street
Screaming at them....wakes everybody up every week around 3-6am....

Two weeks a go dude in red velvet jacket chased the dude away from the streetwalker.....
he yelled "selling drugs and guns is ok,huh but as soon as a girl pulls down her pants
it's a big crime, huh?"......

Then last week someone shot six times at somethin...same time...

Last night a pimp with three girls in the car was shot in the head....
and i think one of the girls returned fire....the car was 100 yards down the street (!) with
the doors open and police cars around it....the police had to look under the parked cars for
casings.......one of the girls was across the street on her hands and knees just
shrieking uncontrolllably....and when i went outside to talk to the police a woman
came crawling in....she'd been hiding below the doorwindow, and didn't say a word.

Usually the cats pass off noise as distraction whatwith games and tv going 24 here
but they were truly freaked and that was eerie.

The FBI briefings I had to read before I came to California warned of a
Black Muslim protection scheme......and Michael talked to me about it...
the Muslim thing.......and he sent Elizabeth Taylor to talk to me.....
which was very cool.  Of course that was in Chicago, not San Francisco.

Hey I hear they're really going to push Obama for President.  I really
have a bone to pick with him.  He showed up with six bodyguards and
yelled outrageously, threats and sexual innuendos about my ex-wife.......
I can't talk about That report.......but really, Obama.....you need to
apologize.  And Bill Daley was using That as one of the reasons that i
had to move here......for the street shows I guess.  Thanks Bill.  And
thanks Bill.  Is your wife running against Obama?

And Rudy was the only candidate to Definitely offer me a job
with his campaign...if brother George says it's alright Rudy said......
McCain was endearing and Evan said I'd be on the stage with him
when he's sworn in and brother Jeb said he Really doesn't want to
be President, but he'd support me, if I run....and the Elizabeth Dole
people were most forthright.....that's where Blackwater is......second
largest employer in that state.....and cousin Wes hasn't come round at all
this time.  And the Governor from New Mexico........he's a good friend of Bill
said he'd be honest.....ain't Nuthin to do in New Mexico.........and Biden and
I have a good hilarious relationship....we kept everybody around in stitches......
and I'm encouraging Dodd (D)(CT) to run as well......

I even heard a shout out from Laura and the twins, but George, you bin silent.
What's wrong?  Cat got yer tongue?  Am i supposed to sit here and watch these
people shooting each other and keep my mouth shut?  Yeah huh.

And happy Father's Day, Dad.......I know how impossibly difficult your
situation has been and I am feeling loving and forgiving.  Maybe it's just the
electrical grid talking but No Regrets, eh.  When my Dad died last year
after going down during the Republican Convention I felt lost and having
a Real dad.....even an very very absent one....was bizarrely reassuring.
(As opposed to the rampant paranoia sometimes previously installed.)

You said (thru Laura) that the Republican Party belongs to you and you own it.
That's just to bring me into the fold draggin my heels, right?  I'm ready.
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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2006, 07:41:42 pm »

Anyone else completely lost and bemused? Or is it just me?
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2006, 07:42:41 pm »

     I think I speak for us all when I say "what the fuck?"
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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2006, 07:43:59 pm »

I'll take that as a "yes BFG your not the only one"

very good. but its not spam its just plain damn weird.
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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2006, 11:37:10 pm »

This isn't the first strange post by Point either. The discussion on AT&T moniterong internet usage came to an abrupt halt following his cryptic post. I only read this one because I wanted to see what else this person had to say.

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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2006, 02:13:30 am »

can I get two of what he's having for next saturday night, seems like he got the good ones.
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« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2006, 02:19:47 am »

What neighborhood of Irak is that again?
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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2006, 02:35:04 am »

California.
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2006, 08:01:15 pm »

Sounds like a bystanders view of HBO's "Hookers on the Point"  meets the West Wing memoirs.

I think this dude eats Peote about an hour before each post.
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« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2006, 08:37:35 pm »

I was following alright up until about the fifth paragraph...then I got rather lost.  Seems like something that an English major would write.  Something very vague but immensely meaningful that of course we dont understand, because we're a bunch of slobbering idiots who dont fully appreciate English majors. </ramt>
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« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2006, 05:29:09 pm »

I was following alright up until about the fifth paragraph...then I got rather lost.  Seems like something that an English major would write.  Something very vague but immensely meaningful that of course we dont understand, because we're a bunch of slobbering idiots who dont fully appreciate English majors. </ramt>

I see what you mean... Quite the possibility, Dick said. I dont understand what Bill and Laura are talking about but I know they're hip to the idea. But the Bush boys have their doubts Im sure. Barb and I discussed it over tea before I met to discuss plans of invasion with Georgy.


Do I have the gist?

Am I getting it?

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« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2006, 08:41:24 pm »

wtf
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