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« on: June 17, 2005, 04:31:37 pm »

IMG post up some of the emails/questions they get sent - most are your average but a couple of them deserve another look... i can't quite believe this one wasn't a joke however:

Question: Hi I really enjoy the game when we use those spell to make the little thing fly and you wair a pointy hat with many colour on it and many star, there is big man with mustache and beard an he called harry pot. i want you to send me game like this part 1 2 3 4an a 5 to my house in tagikistan. i will enjoy you an we family hav much laughter an happiness while we play this.

Answer: Hi there. I would love to send you the Harry Potter games but unfortunately they cost money to buy these games and ship them out to Tagikistan. If you have any questions, please let me know.


Didn't even know there was a harry pot game for mac. Id love a game like that i would enjoy and we family could much have laughter and happyness to. would someone send it to me ? Wink

Question: hello, my name is (censored), and i am wondering if i can have some mac games, because it is my son birthday tommorow, and i need to give him game so he like party. Thankyou. Plase recomend me a game for him, he has mustache and is 13 year old send me game thankyouu.

Answer: No reply sent.


A 13 year old with a mustache? daaamn.

[Question: Macs (censored) suck!
Answer: Whoopie (censored) doo!
Reply: Very funny. You guys are losers!
Answer: Whoopie (censored) doo!
Reply: Is this some kind of automated email response system?
Answer: Whoopie (censored) doo!
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« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2005, 04:42:59 pm »


[Question: Macs (censored) suck!
Answer: Whoopie (censored) doo!
Reply: Very funny. You guys are losers!
Answer: Whoopie (censored) doo!
Reply: Is this some kind of automated email response system?
Answer: Whoopie (censored) doo!


Now thats funny. Made my morning.

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« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2005, 07:59:45 pm »

WHOOPIE F*%#$N DOO TO YOU VOO AND BFG TOO!!

ok, i didnt have  mustache at 13, but i did have six chest hairs...ok 5, after Ace Wimsatt, resident Rodeo hooligan cornered me in the locker room after gym...and attempted to liberate them from my mid-pubescent body. 

I HOPE A BULL STOMPS YOUR PELVIS YOU FUCKER!!

ok..im better now.
Its friday. beer me.

(funny post btw, ty bfg)


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« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2005, 08:10:06 pm »

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« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2005, 08:18:37 pm »

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Question: hey could u help me with somethin?

Answer: I can try. What's the problem?

Reply do u know hwo tot fix if u delete ur BL and u try to load a new one n it says some coudnt be saved or w.e

Answer: Sorry, i don't understand what you're asking.

Reply i deleted my buddy list and tryed to load a new one n now it wont let me add any new buddies or anything

Answer: windows or Mac?

Reply windows

Answer: Sorry, I'm on a Mac. I know nothing about Windows.

Reply: Lame.

Answer: Yes, I agree, Windows is lame.


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