Posting as member, not a moderator, so I don't want to hear some bullshit about how I'm abusing my moderator power by blately ignoring our guidelines; as a member, not a moderator.

I'm not going to off on some tangent about how wonderful the old days were, and how that is all the fault of the noob infestation of '03.

Camping:

I don't give a flying fuck how gimped you are, what the fuck is the fucking fun of laying in a fucking corner for 2 fucking minutes waiting to fucking see the fucking enemey, so that you can have a half second burst of fun? Is this as exciting as your pathedic lives get? Is it that your hearts can't withstand the tension of actually moving?

All the assorted girlscouts throughout this community, I'm talking to you. What the fuck is the fucking fun of camping? What's the fucking point in CBing if all you're going to do is stare at a fucking wall for 5 fucking minutes. Jesus fucking christ, why waste your money on a fucking game if that's all you're going to do? You can have the more realistic version of that with a wall in your house.

Is it that the only thing pleasureful in your sad and wasteful lives is the thrill if seeing your clan with a high rank on the ladder, or the thrills of submitting CBs, and then those intense moments while you wait for your oponents to confirm them?

Forfeits:

Is it the same reason as I suggested in the camping portion of my post - a fucked up pleasure associated with seeing your clan with a high rank on the ladder - a frivolous attempt to give meaning to your pitiful and pointless lives? Or is there more? Could it be sadistic attempts to blatenly waste the time of other forum members?

The fucknuts with the 100-150k accounts PMing me for no reason:

What the fuck is it about me that gives newbies sudden urdges to PM me for no reason whatsoever? Do they look down the list "this guy has a low account number, let's PM him"? No, I don't fucking want to play fucking chess works, no I don't want to send you a picture of my nuts, no I don't want to discuss mathematics with you, yes, I do want you to fuck off.

Fucking idiots and cooperative games:

For starters, no disrespect to the decent coop hosts - guys like Flies or JYD.

What the fuck is up with people and fucking hosting fucking coop? Why the fuck do you want to play fucking coop online? That's why games have fucking single player. Is it that you suck to much to play against real people? Is it that you're castrated monkeys planning world domination?

I can understand 1, even 2 fucking coop games at a fucking time, but 9? 9 fucking coop games and one fucking adversail game ( this morning ).

Fucking open fucking Raven Shield, fucking go to fucking "Custom Mission", fucking click on fucking "Terrorist Hunt" and fucking hit start; all the options your small, pathedic cocks and minds could possibly fucking want.

People who chat spam in games:

Is at a weak attempt to compensate for your lack of balls? Does spamming a useless message 4 million times over the course of 30 seconds somehow improve your self-esteme? Does it make you feel that you actually have lives? Is it trying to compensate for all those times that you've gone to dances single? Each time you chat spam, your cock gets smaller and smaller;
*edited for flaming*

People who post as guests:

Is it that you can see clearly enough to realize that what you're about to post only shows that you have no cock, but a lack of self-control and an incredible urdge to make yourself look like a fucktard? Is it a result of spending too much time around *edited for flaming* ? Grow some balls, post under your name.

The fucking dumbshit who impersonated me yesterday:

Is it a mix between poor upbringing, low self-esteme, small cock, stupidity, instanity, and an udge to show off what a cocksucking prick you are? Is it an attempt to acheive your 15 minutes of fame ( I must admit, what I said to him in main chat certianly brought a lot of attention ), before you return to your damp, dirty shit parlor in your parents basement, to continue your career as a low-life?

PC users on 700Mhz Celerons running Windows 98 who say macs suck:

Pull your head out of your fucking ass, you fucking ignorant piece of shit, my computer could probably run things in VPC better than your sorry ass excuse for a machine.

Side-slipping snowboarders:

What the fuck is it that gives you a compulsive urdge to board outside of your abilities - just so that you can fuck up all the snow on what was previously nice? I hope you fall off the cairlift and die a slow and painful death on a tree root.

The people who are going to yell at me about this thread in both this and the admins section:

Sin won't let me post it in GG ( we discussed it in private messages already ) - the way our guidelines are stated, I don't use my admin powers in threads that I'm involved in - I'm nothing more than a common member in my threads.

For the people who are STILL going to bitch at me:

Kiss my ass.   [/color]

*edited for flame references. bfg*

no comment... Ill let the post speak for itself

Sunning Typhy, i believe you used fuck or fucking a total of thirty eight times there, hope you feel a lot better after you read that post, you certainly put a smile on my face reading though that little package of joy

ps... i quite enjoy proper co-op

once again i have no comment.. ill let the first post speak for itself on that one........

I'm going to have to side with joka in saying that the guys with lower account numbers who think that they are better than the guys with higher account numbers, drive me InSanE!!.

Just cuz u may have found gameranger sooner than us doesn't mean that u have the right to prance around and brag about it.

personly I think they left it here to show how much of an ass you realy are...................

I hate it when dumbfarts dont show up for scheduled cbs....

can a moderator over 18, delete this bs about me from typhy?    *Edited for flaming*  

*Edited for flaming*  
Why do the other moderators let this little kid act like this anyways???  Hell, all you need to do is read his useless post.  

Typhy,Try getting a life, so ou won't have to worry about this video game so much,  *Edited for flaming*  

*Edited for flaming*  [/b]

*Moderator over 18 has edited post and flaming references in question.. however i do not see the point in posting in complaint about flaming rapid and then filling 90% of your own post with flaming. so that was duely edited as well* bfg.

Snipped a few more that I think still needed trimming.  Also checked Tyhpy's post for flames against Rapid, found Rapid mentioned twice.  - Bucc

Ah, Rapid...we miss you so much....NOT