Zak is a flaming hypocrite...

[Ace]

...who has no testicles and is afraid of me or anyone else who passed the third grade. So the other day on the Battle League forums he posts this:

Hey all, its my second day as an admin, and allready alot of complaints, so I'm making this thread for complaints about other clans, or even us admins

remember, when you poast, dont get all pissed and just talk mumbo jumbo, make them clear of what your saying.

-*DAMN zak

Obviously seeing the part about him telling people to not get pissed, not "talk mumbo jumbo," and speak clearly, I could not pass up such an easy chance to mock him, so I quoted him and posted "Oh the irony..." Much to my surprise, he was actually able to understand that I was mocking him, which I guess is a step up. So today I get on to see that my post and another one I made bantering with Bondo about Zak's idiocy were both gone. In it's place was this:

Guys, this isnt genral gossip, keep your remarks out of this thread, its for serious complaints

[Crap about him being a moron and incapable of thinking on his own deleted.]

-*DAMN zak

The little asswipe, rather than futily trying to think up a comeback, blatantly abused his moderator powers to delete my two posts that were in no way unacceptable. This is the same half brained toddler who claims that whenever a post of his has been deleted that I did it because I modified a few of his posts a while back for excessively repeating "I fucked your mom."

I'm sorry, but I'm sick and tired of dumbasses getting powers as a Battle League admin and thinking they are the shit. (Note: This does not mean Ultimo or Assassin. They have both done a fine job as Battle League admins and should be commended accordingly) Zak, I heed you to learn from Romulus' mistakes and simply do your job correctly, not set out on your pathetic version of vigilante justice so to speak.

And FYI, this is in my house now, so I don't gotta worry about you going apeshit and deleting my posts because you fried your brain trying to read all the 2+ syllable words.

[Bondo]

The funniest thing about Ace, is I am usually the one deleting zak's post and I too was editing out about his fucking moms.

[PsYcO aSsAsSiN]

I will try to keep a hold of things, but I am only on for a few hours a day... I have already deleted the post about "poop, bull poop"

[Destructo]

haha....

My post in the BL folder was similar to ace's, but not as in-depth and personal..

Ace we all hear u loud and clear dude!

Fight the Powers

[jn.loudnotes]

and don't any of you dare to post in the mod section or the suggestions and comments section!  muahahahaha.   Well, except bondo, because he is second uberadmin

[Destructo]

Can someone advance my status to sheep shagger??

i feel like abusing some livestock...

[Bondo]

Well, Mauti and maybe Elandrion are the only admins, the rest of us are moderators, although I am the uber moderator.  But anyway, we have enough (read as too many) moderators already seeing as none of us actually do a moderators job, instead just abusing the power.

[Ace]

I would debate that Bondo. I don't know how you feel about yourself, but I know I haven't abused my powers, and I'm pretty sure GRIFT and Wrath feel the same. We go about cleaning up excessive smilies, Rom's quadruple posts, and cyber's porn. Maybe the occasional thread lock every once in a while. It's really made out to be more than it really is.

The only real abuse I have seen of mod powers is when GRIFT, Wrath, and I will all mess with each other's posts. Then again, I don't really see this as abuse, more like a sick and twisted challenge between the three of us as to who can edit the other's post to talk about sheep banging in the most awkward way possible.

BTW: zak dreams about me banging sheep in the most awkward way possible. ?The sick bastard.
Okay, sorry, I just couldn't pass up this opportunity to test out my new mod powers. {gotta do better then that - G} {What new mod powers - B}

[Bondo]

That is the abuse I was talking about    we can't take any more people doing that.  In terms of real moderation though, none of us have that much to do, maybe two posts a day need our attention so four of us is more than enough.

[*DAMN Elandrion]

  nope I'm not admin in the forums - I am only uberadmin of the BL (hehehe) so If you find someday that |?K| got 10000 points overnight you will know who that was


no I know which powers lie behind being admin and you'll never find |?K| on top because of me  

*DAMN Elandrion

[Destructo]

Guys, i was serious, I want to shag sheep.

[Bondo]

bah, I must reply to everything, my post count is closing in on 500 bit by bit, I'll probably be there by the end of Feb. ?God bless the freaks indeed. ?It means I get shag carpet like the rest of you guys, right? ?

[Destructo]

I must acknowlede the moderator who changed my posts....

Good job, i thought none of u had a sense of humor...Touch?! Then again, I also thought I was well endowed until someone told me to measure in inches, not centimetres.

Bondo..correction..u don't shag carpet, u slap meat. ?

[Bondo]

Maybe that smilie should tell me you were joking but shag is a type of really cheap carpeting.

[Destructo]

oooo my mistake..

where i come from shag=sex and carpet = rogue's mom.

my mistake....forgive me for my gayness!