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« on: July 22, 2004, 08:15:24 pm »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3915659.stm

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The US military has devised a way to ensure its troops in battle need never go hungry - with dried food that can be rehydrated using dirty water or urine.

The meal comes in a pouch that filters out 99.9% of bacteria and most toxic chemicals, says New Scientist magazine.

The aim is to reduce the amount of water soldiers need to carry.
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« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2004, 08:21:11 pm »
Erm... Ok Im feeling hungry just by reading the article!!

...yeah or not. poor bastards
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« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2004, 08:27:38 pm »


AND he's eating his own urine.
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« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2004, 08:29:51 pm »
I find this disturbing. At least GS now has a reason to rejoin the military.  Wink
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« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2004, 08:31:32 pm »
gotta love it

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But Hydration Technology Inc, in Albany, Oregon, which made the membrane, warned it is too coarse to filter out urea so soldiers should only use urine in an absolute emergency.
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« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2004, 08:32:25 pm »
No BFG, laugh at my joke.
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« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2004, 08:35:54 pm »
Sorry.... hahaha.

no my hearts just not in it sorry  Sad
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« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2004, 08:36:48 pm »
You have shamed the anti GS within us all.
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« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2004, 08:38:57 pm »
Yeah im sorry.... Pass the Dunce hat i'll go stand in the corner for a while...

oh btw - hahaha the US army drink piss!
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« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2004, 08:41:32 pm »
I can't help but feel like Bush came up with this idea...

No too complex for bush, maybe a rumsfled/ashcroft endeavor.
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« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2004, 09:17:29 pm »
You know, this just makes me want to join the army even more.

Perhaps they should add that on the food packages "World renowed cheff's cooking contained inside, just add piss and it makes it taste that much better"
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« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2004, 09:22:05 pm »
i'm amazed "Mr Army guy" didnt comment this yet.
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« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2004, 09:58:11 pm »
Ok I'll try another joke. This brings a whole new meaning you urinal cake!  Wink

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2004, 10:00:22 pm »
Grin  ROLF  Grin
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« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2004, 10:29:02 pm »
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« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2004, 11:56:32 pm »
<sly smirk> Excellent.
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« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2004, 12:26:16 am »
Quote from: bobby on July 22, 2004, 09:22:05 pm
i'm amazed "Mr Army guy" didnt comment this yet.

Sorry, I was on the road all day for work.  400 miles later I'm a little tired....I'll reply later.

lol....400 miles....never even left the State of Mississippi.....I bet I could get through 4 countries in Europe if I drove that far.
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« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2004, 12:47:27 am »
Well you could travel the Channel tunnel and go from Britain to France  -- yeah yeah i hear you say "not that youd want to go to france etc.." Wink
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« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2004, 02:34:43 am »
Quote from: BTs_GhostSniper on July 23, 2004, 12:26:16 am
Quote from: bobby on July 22, 2004, 09:22:05 pm
i'm amazed "Mr Army guy" didnt comment this yet.

Sorry, I was on the road all day for work.  400 miles later I'm a little tired....I'll reply later.

lol....400 miles....never even left the State of Mississippi.....I bet I could get through 4 countries in Europe if I drove that far.

Heh -- or four New England states.
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« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2004, 05:46:24 am »
or if you're in france, you could probably make it to holland.
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