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Title: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: BFG on July 03, 2005, 07:05:24 pm Oh its such good fun!
Bush Speech writer (http://www.actofme.co.uk/bush_speech/bushspeechwriter.html) Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: crypt on July 04, 2005, 01:50:23 am I didn't want to say anything, but fuck it. I doubt anyone that would attempt to create this would be any better at public speaking.
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: KoS.Rebel on July 04, 2005, 05:46:25 am Amen to that
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: BFG on July 04, 2005, 12:21:00 pm Quote I didn't want to say anything, but fuck it. I doubt anyone that would attempt to create this would be any better at public speaking. Oh come on now, i've heard more succinct speech's coming from comatose drunkards at 3 am in the morning as they try to get in a club. Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: Brutha on July 04, 2005, 06:23:24 pm What I do love about this is peoples lack of humour. It's an amusing little thing.
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: BFG on July 04, 2005, 06:29:47 pm oh thank-god cheers brutha glad you enjoyed it. To be honest i couldn't have given a shit if it was Bush Blair or freaking Michael Jackson, gave me a chuckle coming up with absurd speech's ;)
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: bronto on July 04, 2005, 06:40:23 pm i started to write one but it bothered me because the speech was so sporadic. if they let you adjust the time between words it'd be nice.
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: BFG on July 04, 2005, 06:55:50 pm yeah - you can add pause's but its not very flexable. needs a much bigger archive of words as well - and the massive pitch changes between some clips kinda bugged me
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: bronto on July 04, 2005, 07:52:41 pm go to Load a speach and you can see mine there ::lol::
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: BFG on July 04, 2005, 08:28:59 pm ROFL Very good Bront's it sounds rather similar to mine, without the shitting of WMD's though i must confess ;)
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: Croosch on July 05, 2005, 01:39:11 am love it... ;D I had some fun with it
Quote I didn't want to say anything, but fuck it. I doubt anyone that would attempt to create this would be any better at public speaking. and crypt... I may not be better at public speaking but I promise I could at least write my own speech. Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: spike on July 05, 2005, 05:11:33 am Dude, crypt, bush doesnt even write his own speaches. regardless of that fact, he's always looked, and sounded like a monkey trying to articulate something he doesn't understand.
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: Toxic::Joka on July 05, 2005, 11:40:41 am Here's the real guy behind his speaches (http://www.xroadsfilms.com/batescomedycentral/)
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: BFG on July 05, 2005, 11:51:54 am No joka no please, i cant stop laughing ::lol::
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: spike on July 05, 2005, 02:08:32 pm funny, but he says something very true: americans don't want someone who can speak correctly, they want someone who can speak like they do...retardedly.
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: BFG on July 05, 2005, 03:11:01 pm haha im going to have to change my bush quote, i love the "lit illit litelitteracy" one, great stuff.
You don't have any more where that came from do you Joka? Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: Toxic::Joka on July 05, 2005, 05:05:47 pm haha im going to have to change my bush quote, i love the "lit illit litelitteracy" one, great stuff. You don't have any more where that came from do you Joka? Unfortunately, no. Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: bronto on July 05, 2005, 05:14:36 pm aren't there entire books titled "bushisms"?
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: Civrock on July 05, 2005, 05:17:35 pm what about this (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1861054785/qid=1120576607/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl14/103-6396697-1352629?v=glance&s=books&n=507846)? ;D
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: Mr.Mellow on July 05, 2005, 07:49:53 pm http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: Stripes on July 05, 2005, 07:59:10 pm now when youre speaking about bush, he is actually in denmark - here right now. i wished someone would shoot him, yes i hate him that much.
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: BTs_GhostSniper on July 05, 2005, 08:08:23 pm now when youre speaking about bush, he is actually in denmark - here right now. i wished someone would shoot him, yes i hate him that much. That's not even remotely funny, Stripes. Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: Civrock on July 05, 2005, 08:12:21 pm i don't think it was intended to be funny... but it was indeed an unnecessary and uncool comment, although yeah... Bush sucks. ;)
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: bronto on July 05, 2005, 08:50:54 pm "As you know, we don't have relationships with Iran. I mean, that's — ever since the late '70s, we have no contacts with them, and we've totally sanctioned them. In other words, there's no sanctions — you can't — we're out of sanctions." —George W. Bush, Annandale, Va, Aug. 9, 2004
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: Stripes on July 05, 2005, 09:05:16 pm didn't mean to be an asshole, but sorry i hate him - Ghostsniper. don't judge me cause of those words tho, i know million of people, even people from your own country is with me.
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: BFG on July 05, 2005, 09:10:26 pm Yeah i know what u mean stripes, there are a lot of people who have no love lost for the guy, unfortunately i really don't belive it would make any difference if he got taken out right now, other than turn the guy into a martyr in the eyes of millions of Americans.
And unfortunately i hate to say it, but lets face if if Bush wasn't here, the guys with the real power that feed him his speeches and tell him what to think and say and do would find another stupid monkey to take his place. These heads of state and politician guys arn't the really powerful ones who make the decisions - (after-all most certainly in bush's case he hasn't got the intelligence to do it even if he tried). The guys im really scared about are the advisors and the guys by his side feeding him what to do and say... The unelected 'aids' the assistants and the advisors, the industry, the guys we don't elect, don't see or hear, the guys that pull the strings. Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: Stripes on July 05, 2005, 09:28:09 pm Thanks for understanding me, BFG.
but this guy is one big evil man, too bad not everyone can see that. but then again, we all have opinions - and i respect everyones opinion, just wanted to put mine here. Hope it's ok ::) Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: BFG on July 05, 2005, 09:39:12 pm Sure no problem.
Evil though i dunno, the religious connotations i don't like. Somehow makes it feel like calling someone good or evil is almost excusing them for their actions, almost like there is another factor separate from them that has lead them to behaving the way they do. In bush's case i think he is ignorant and short sighted and simply stupid, unable to grasp large concepts and to understand what his short term actions might have in the long term - so while im sure he believes his 'war on terrorism' is making america safer, i currently believe that the actions post 9/11 including the invasion of Afghanistan and Iraq (im talking specificly not the ideology behind them or the regime toppling actions, but the actial physical actions or lack of in terms of the care and attention and respect towards those civilians in those countries) have both done far more damage than anything else. Rather than gaining respect for the US, his presidency and issues such as Guantanamo bay have done quite the opposite. Um what am i saying, erm, i hate the guy as much as you, or rather i hate the fact the world is in the state it is and that people can believe that the mentality towards the world that bush and his party has is the answer. ... But i don't believe killing these guys is going to do any good. Just as killing insurgents in Iraq isn't going to solve the problem, because for every president or insurgent you take out, there will be one waiting in the sidelines to take his place, until the way people think and behave changes. Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: Croosch on July 05, 2005, 10:01:25 pm Quote we all have opinions - and i respect everyones opinion This is one of those rare instances in which I don't respect the other sides opinions... in my mind they're just as dumb as the man himself. You couldn't torture me into understaning why anybody would vote for this idiot we call our president. This will amaze me until the day I die. And Joka, thanks for a good laugh ::lol:: Bushims always seem to make a bad day good Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: BTs_GhostSniper on July 05, 2005, 10:17:28 pm didn't mean to be an asshole, but sorry i hate him - Ghostsniper. don't judge me cause of those words tho, i know million of people, even people from your own country is with me. It's not the fact that you hate him, it's that you advocated him being assasinated that bothers me. I have my opinions, you have your opinions. I don't have a problem with that. However, here's one little freedom we DO NOT have in this country: You can not say you want the President dead, you wish someone would kill him, you want to kill him, etc. Saying those things in this country can get you thrown in jail, even if you are just kidding. The Secret Service takes things like that very seriously, as it is their job to protect the President. Also, going around saying things like that on the internet isn't very smart either, even if you live in another country. Know why? Ask the CIA, they'll fill you in. The CIA, FBI, and the Dept of Homeland Security, along with the Secret Service, regularly filter everything that is accessed on the internet from inside this country. They then track down any suspicious activity that originates from other countries. They then put you on their little list of people that "could possibly" be an enemy of the United States and keep track of you. Sounds pretty far-fetched, but that's how it's done. Also, along with information being exchanged on the internet, the U.S. Government monitors every phone call, e-mail, text message, and broadcast that is exchanged between people inside the United States with people outside of the United States. This filtering system looks for key words and then records the information for further review. Just for your information. -GhostSniper Out. Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: spike on July 05, 2005, 10:24:45 pm phew, this means stripes wont be getting into the us any time soon. thank god :D
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: BFG on July 05, 2005, 10:27:00 pm Wow Chinese officals are pretty tight on what you guys say in china then Ghost-sniper? OH WAIT! Shit sorry i mean America, i was getting confused there ;)
only joking with ya, this shit it happens in most countries. i know over here we have a nice big listening center keeping tabs on all forms of information be it phone web or whatever. better not say any more ;) ;) (bugger where is the 'nudge nudge' smiley?) Oh i would have thought stripes would have made it, oh unless he ticked yes under the "Are you a terrorist" questionnaire you have to fill in on entry to the states ;) Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: spike on July 05, 2005, 10:28:13 pm wouldn't suprise me if he did bfg ;)
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: BFG on July 05, 2005, 10:34:14 pm Oh no!!, not the "are you, or have you at any time, been a member of Al Quieda" tick box as well?
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: spike on July 05, 2005, 10:37:29 pm stripes is tough, he's a gangsta in his prem pic :D
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: BTs_GhostSniper on July 05, 2005, 10:37:51 pm Oh no!!, not the "are you, or have you at any time, been a member of Al Quieda" tick box as well? OMG, do they really ask that to get into this country? We really are in trouble! lol Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: spike on July 05, 2005, 10:45:48 pm stripes might just volunteer the information...
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: Civrock on July 05, 2005, 10:48:01 pm yeah, lol... every non-american on the flight i was on to Florida had to fill out such a piece of paper with name, adress etc and some boxes with questions next to them... like (might be grammatically wrong, but the content is right) "are you planning to join a terroristic organization?", "are you intending to do criminal activities?" and such... hahaha. as if somebody who wants to get into the country would check one of these boxes. ::lol::
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: BFG on July 05, 2005, 11:07:51 pm Oh shit come to think of it, i'm going to have to be bloody careful when i come visit as i have a horrible track record with filling out forms wrong and ticking the wrong box!
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: Stripes on July 05, 2005, 11:11:15 pm i would, live by the crime die by the gang copenhagen east coast thugs..
blabla.. Ghostsniper, that means i can't tell my brother i hate Bush without being a member of Ali Abdul Terror Squad? lol .. and now im consedired as a terrorist? can't wait till cia comes hear to my house and wants to arrest me, for saying bush dead would make me happy on a MAC GAMING *DBL FORUM oh btw: is cia/fbi in those forums? some people just takes games way too serious.. Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: spike on July 05, 2005, 11:12:21 pm you can tell your bro, its still a bad idea to announce it online
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: Stripes on July 05, 2005, 11:17:01 pm okay ty for advice
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: BTs_GhostSniper on July 05, 2005, 11:22:31 pm Ghostsniper, that means i can't tell my brother i hate Bush without being a member of Ali Abdul Terror Squad? lol .. and now im consedired as a terrorist? can't wait till cia comes hear to my house and wants to arrest me, for saying bush dead would make me happy on a MAC GAMING *DBL FORUM That's not what I said. I said they will monitor you. The CIA can not arrest you in another country. Although if they thought you were a legitimate threat, they could always alert the police forces of your country to your activities. Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: BFG on July 05, 2005, 11:28:32 pm Quote The CIA can not arrest you in another country. although "people" can kidnap you and smuggle you out of the country (no no ok sorry i won't start)... although i doubt they would go to the trouble in your case stripes, sorry I'm sure that would be massive "gansta" brownie points but i just don't think your that high on the target list. Stripes they won't be login into Damn to see if anyone has said anything naughty, what i think GS is getting at is traffic surveillance, computers and geeky techy gov bodies monitoring the net traffic logging specific words etc, so if perhaps the words " Kill - Im - President - Going - The - To" came up in the same sentence they would think "Hmm what is this cheese eating surrender monkey talking about. He must be a enemy of peace and humanity. better log it"... OH CRAP I JUST DID IT DIDN' -- Connection terminated: this cheese eating surrender monkey has been eradicated. have a nice day -- Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: Stripes on July 05, 2005, 11:30:40 pm do you really wan't me to start making lyrics about your president? trust me, u should see my sexii lyrics. ask my team mates i can really go wild when i start dissing someone :-X but yaa.. it's all for fun :)
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: BFG on July 05, 2005, 11:31:50 pm Don't worry we've all read your Stripes rap... homeboy ;) ::lol::
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: Stripes on July 05, 2005, 11:33:40 pm hehehe bfg. thats the shizzle dude. just call me homie , HOmie Stipes. or am i silly now? ::offtopic::
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: BTs_GhostSniper on July 05, 2005, 11:34:56 pm Hold on a sec...I've heard this on more than one occassion now and I really must ask:
Is Stripes a real thug in a gang in Denmark? Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: Stripes on July 05, 2005, 11:37:15 pm www.thug-living.dk
i'm gonna laugh at you, if you enter that site. Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: crypt on July 06, 2005, 12:00:16 am It's a good thing we teach our kids the value of the president, even if they grow up one day not agreeing with his methods.
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: c| Spetsnaz. on July 06, 2005, 03:08:10 am Care to elaborate on those "values"?
Corporate greed, genocide, desecration of the truth, assault on civil liberties, destruction of the environment, perpetual wars, crimes against humanity and torture gulags? Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: spike on July 06, 2005, 04:43:10 am I agree, blind obidience and adoration of a reckless oil baron are not things I would like taught in our schools. Instead, lets teach kids to think for themselves, and to be able to analyze situations, instead of blindly responding to patriotic propoganda.
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: Brutha on July 06, 2005, 11:08:17 am BFG and Stripes, some kid at my old school a few years ago(over 10) opened up the whitehouse web site and signed the guest book with "you're gonna die". Few days later Secret Service shows up at my school..in Norway. They do take every threat seriously.
(he used one of the computers at school) Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: crypt on July 06, 2005, 11:11:36 am Maybe you misunderstood me. You were talking about the second part of my sentence, the whole not agreeing with the subject thing. What I mean is imagine America leaderless, where would we be. That is why it's important for children to value having a leader.
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: BFG on July 06, 2005, 11:25:00 am Quote some kid at my old school a few years ago(over 10) opened up the whitehouse web site and signed the guest book with "you're gonna die". Few days later Secret Service shows up at my school..in Norway. They do take every threat seriously. Holy crap, well they'll have to come find me in among the sheep now ;) Amazing they follow stuff like that up, but they couldn't manage to decipher the coded messages like "Im learning to fly a plane so i can hijack it and crash it into the trade towers" that were passed around in the run up to 9/11... guess maybe they have just gone a touch overboard now! Did i mention how lovely and wonderful the secret services are, in the States and in the UK? Lovely nice people who don't come knocking on your door .... pretty please? Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: Stripes on July 06, 2005, 11:30:42 am so if i post my opinion about bush in a mac gaming league then it's now the white house were talking about, as if i would go in the white house website and write " die bush " do'h.
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: z][t-Magnetic on July 06, 2005, 01:31:26 pm [irony] Bush should live [/irony]
Now let’s see if their computers decipher that. Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: BFG on July 06, 2005, 01:34:46 pm Holy Shit Magnetic you crazy beast! Your going to get done for overloading the CIA Computer systems now with that crazy talking coded messaging ;)
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: z][t-Magnetic on July 06, 2005, 01:43:21 pm ::applause::
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: Stripes on July 06, 2005, 02:19:00 pm TErrorMagnetic
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: bronto on July 06, 2005, 03:18:50 pm i bet GS is not retired from his government duties, HE'S THE CIA SPY MONITORING THIS SITE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. he just couldn't resist posting and playing some games while he was at it :D
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: BTs_GhostSniper on July 06, 2005, 03:29:23 pm i bet GS is not retired from his government duties, HE'S THE CIA SPY MONITORING THIS SITE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. he just couldn't resist posting and playing some games while he was at it :D Damn, I've been found out! Now to change my Screen Name, IP Address, GameRanger Tag, e-mail address.... Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: crypt on July 07, 2005, 04:34:39 am While you're changing your tag, renew my premium please.
Title: Re: Try writing a Bush Speech! Post by: BTs_GhostSniper on July 07, 2005, 04:49:34 am While you're changing your tag, renew my premium please. I believe when you left BTs I informed you that you were no longer eligible for favors from GhostSniper.[/size] ;) |