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Title: Joke about the Marines Post by: *DAMN Hazard on June 22, 2005, 08:34:19 pm Fuck all of you, yes I am alive. Heres a little joke I picked up at another forum about the Marines.
A crusty old Marine Corps Sgt. Major found himself at a gala event downtown, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sgt Major for conversation. She said, "Excuse me, Sgt.Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this way all the time, or is something bothering you?" "Negative ma'am," theSgt. Major said, "just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his chest full of awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." The Sgt. Major's short reply was, "Yes ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little -- relax and enjoy yourself." The Sgt. Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" The Sgt. Major looked at her and replied, "1955." She said, "Well there you go; you really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously - I mean, no sex since 1955, isn't that a little extreme?" The Sgt Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "Oh, I don't know ma'am.... It's only 2130 now..." Title: Re: Joke about the Marines Post by: BFG on June 23, 2005, 11:31:35 am heheh very good, but f*ck me i hate the 24hour clock!
Title: Re: Joke about the Marines Post by: bronto on June 23, 2005, 09:29:39 pm when an army guy says meet me in 0500 hours or oclock or whatever they say what does that mean? does it mean meet me in 5 hours or meet me at 5 oclock?
Title: Re: Joke about the Marines Post by: beefyfigure on June 23, 2005, 10:28:23 pm It means the sergeant's momma has got serious chest hair issues. In other words, she's got chest hair. Title: Re: Joke about the Marines Post by: BFG on June 24, 2005, 01:16:15 am Quote when an army guy says meet me in 0500 hours or oclock or whatever they say what does that mean? does it mean meet me in 5 hours or meet me at 5 oclock? It means go get your pott-a Vaseline because your todays lucky winner ::ass:: ;) (if he said meet me in 0500 hours then that would be meet me in 5 hours... if he said meet me at 0500 hours then im assuming that would be meet me at 5 in the morning! :) ) Title: Re: Joke about the Marines Post by: Brutha on June 24, 2005, 08:17:34 am Quote when an army guy says meet me in 0500 hours or oclock or whatever they say what does that mean? does it mean meet me in 5 hours or meet me at 5 oclock? It means go get your pott-a Vaseline because your todays lucky winner ::ass:: ;) (if he said meet me in 0500 hours then that would be meet me in 5 hours... if he said meet me at 0500 hours then im assuming that would be meet me at 5 in the morning! :) ) whats the difference there? Title: Re: Joke about the Marines Post by: spike on June 24, 2005, 06:35:39 pm the words "in" and "at"
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