Title: Relieve your political tension. Post by: Supernatural Pie on September 27, 2004, 01:28:43 am This game's been around for a while, but I want to show it to anyone that hasn't yet seen it. I just showed Typhy. Some of his reactions:
[19:03] -MP5-SNiPE.working..?: http://www.miniclip.com/knockout.htm (http://www.miniclip.com/knockout.htm) [19:04] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: It won't let me punch! [19:04] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: Oh, I see why [19:04] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: I accidently choose Kerry as my oponent [19:05] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: And he beat the shit out of me [19:06] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: WOOT! [19:06] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: I just pwned Bush! [19:06] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: On hard! [19:07] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: WOOT [19:07] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: Got him again! [19:08] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: WOOT! [19:08] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: GOT HIM AGAIN! [19:08] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: I love seeing the blood come from his face! [19:08] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: HAHA! [19:08] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: FUCK YEAH!~ [19:08] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: 61100 [19:08] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: I FUCKING PWNED HIM! [19:08] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: FUCK YOU BUSH! [19:08] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: FUCK YOU! [19:08] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: HAHA! [19:10] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [19:10] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: GOT HIM AGAIN!!!! [19:16] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: I GOT HIm [19:16] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: I FUCKING KILLED HIM [19:16] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: I BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF HIM!!!! [19:17] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: Who made this? [19:17] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: Screw buying a P90, I'm giving him 300 bucks. [19:21] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: HAHA [19:21] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: GOT HIM AGAIN!!!!! [19:22] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: FUCK THIS IS AWESOME [19:22] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: THE BLOOD FLIES OUT OF HIS STUPID FACE! [19:22] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME [19:22] -MP5-Typhy.Kerry: I'VE GOTTEN HIM LIKE 50 TIMES He likes it! Mikey likes it! Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: spike on September 27, 2004, 01:44:46 am I beat the shit out of both kerry and bush. someone hand my crown cause im running this fucking country from now on.
Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: Civrock on September 27, 2004, 01:53:03 am lolol, one of the most enjoyable flashgames i've ever played! :D
final score: 68350 (beating up Bush) ;D Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: Brutha on September 27, 2004, 01:57:10 am Civic, you amature...68750 ;)
Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: KoS.Rebel on September 27, 2004, 02:05:54 am 71020...i just destroyed Mcgrufff...i mean herman munster....i mean John Kerry
Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: spike on September 27, 2004, 02:15:17 am 78300. hand me my crown bitches.
Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: Civrock on September 27, 2004, 02:31:28 am 80350 in the 2nd try. ;D
(http://paikuhan.themac.de/heh.jpg) Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: spike on September 27, 2004, 02:56:17 am bah, you can be my vice.
Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: BTs_Lee.Harvey on September 27, 2004, 03:14:46 am lmfao.. i got 91200.. got a ss to prove it too!! w0000t
Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: spike on September 27, 2004, 05:07:11 am You can be my sec of ag
Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: Typhy on September 27, 2004, 08:55:55 am 91450! 250 points better than Harvey, and screen shots to prove it. :D
Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: Mr. Lothario on September 27, 2004, 09:10:05 am What's the strategy for high points? I've won three out of three rounds on medium, not even being hit for two of those rounds, and topped off at about 60,000. What am I doing wrong?
Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: Fusion on September 27, 2004, 01:44:28 pm Well, I bet the crap out of the Kerry Character....
100850 .... w00t Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: z][t-Magnetic on September 27, 2004, 02:03:45 pm 65890...laaaag
Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: BTs_Lee.Harvey on September 27, 2004, 02:51:38 pm 65890...laaaag ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: crypt on September 27, 2004, 08:55:13 pm Is there a game where we can throw Kerry a football?
Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: BFG on September 28, 2004, 03:25:26 pm Is there a game when we can pretend Bush has braincells?
Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: BTs_GhostSniper on September 28, 2004, 03:29:47 pm Is there a game when we can pretend Bush has braincells? I love how everyone thinks that Bush isn't smart just because he isn't that great of a public speaker. Hate to tell you guys, but some of our most intelligent Presidents couldn't string a coherent sentence together in person, but could write some of the greatest documents in history....such as the American Declaration of Independence. Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: BFG on September 28, 2004, 04:58:13 pm I wasn't just refering to his incapability to string a sentance together, or his lack of knowledge of the world for instance his belive that Nigeria was a Continent, or that more and more of the US's Inports are coming from abroad.... or any of the other totally retarded things he has said. You only have to look at his actions to wonder if there is infact anything between his lug holes
Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: seth on September 28, 2004, 05:33:04 pm for sure, the guy who said that:
"Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." ?George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004 cannot be the one who can write something like the american declaration of indepence. Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: KoS.Rebel on September 28, 2004, 06:08:22 pm Hmmm...man of words of mans man? Personally, i dont give a damn how well Kerry can talk nor Bush. Talkin means shit to me. U can tell if a man is really a man if he can play sports. Bush, throws out the first pitch at a baseball game from the mound and throws a strike. John Kerry throws out a pitch from 45 feet and bounces it. John Kerry gets pwned by a football ( see the following link www.killersonspree.com/macshoutcasting/owned2.jpg ). Personally, i believe u can tell me from actions then words because have you guys speak like your the greatest thing the world has ever seen but in real life ur a bunch of pussies.
Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: BFG on September 28, 2004, 06:22:07 pm Yeah whats all this shit about the need for politicians and world leaders needing to be able to communicate. As long as he's a real man who drinks beer, can play sport, and likes women thats enough isn't it!! [/sacasm]
Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: kos.viper on September 28, 2004, 06:49:21 pm Or my favorite quote of all time,
"There's an old saying in Tennessee?I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee?that says, fool me once, shame on?shame on you. Fool me?you can't get fooled again." I saw Michael Moore last night as my school was 2nd on his list of his 60 city tour. He showed us some footage taken a month before the attacks on Iraq, everything looked pretty normal to me. Children playing, people shopping in the markets. Signs of their leader Saddam were the only thing I noticed. Moore also gave his stance on the Copyright laws and doesn't give a shit if people bootleg his 9/11 DVD or not, to just get a copy. He was actually promoting piracy. Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: crypt on September 28, 2004, 09:08:28 pm Shit. I'd rather be able to catch a football than to be able to speak well.
Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: seth on September 28, 2004, 09:16:06 pm again, since the country and the world dont give a shit about what you're saying, you might as well be better at sport than at speach. But for politicians, its a whole other story .
Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: spike on September 28, 2004, 09:58:52 pm Rhetoric is a lost art. Our country deserves a man who can say what he wants elegently, I don't give a fuck about his sports abilities as long as he is able to lead the country effectively. That picture of Kerry fumbling a football with the word owned written across the top was probably made by someone who can't vote, and it pisses the hell out of me anytime I see it. Physical prowess has no bearing on ones ability to lead a country, and if that's how you are basing your vote, I'm embaressed for you.
Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: crypt on September 28, 2004, 10:00:17 pm Hate to tell you guys, but some of our most intelligent Presidents couldn't string a coherent sentence together in person, but could write some of the greatest documents in history....such as the American Declaration of Independence. for sure, the guy who said that: "Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." ?George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004 cannot be the one who can write something like the american declaration of indepence. Notice GS didn't even mention Bush in that statement, bobby. Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: crypt on September 28, 2004, 10:02:26 pm Rhetoric is a lost art. Our country deserves a man who can say what he wants elegently, I don't give a fuck about his sports abilities as long as he is able to lead the country effectively. That picture of Kerry fumbling a football with the word owned written across the top was probably made by someone who can't vote, and it pisses the hell out of me anytime I see it. Physical prowess has no bearing on ones ability to lead a country, and if that's how you are basing your vote, I'm embaressed for you. Surely we don't want America to have a girlie image. No more girlie men! Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: spike on September 28, 2004, 10:19:32 pm Well, we wouldnt want the US to look like a big bully over reaching its bounds and attacking others countries without the consent of the UN while blatently over looking some of the most important evironment issues of our times.....oh...wait.....
Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: Mr. Lothario on September 28, 2004, 10:44:07 pm On the topic of Bush being retarded, here's an interesting look at a possible cause: http://kevincassell.com/PERSON/POLITICS/left/bush.htm
Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: spike on September 28, 2004, 10:51:06 pm Quote In addition, long-term memory loss--actually more a symptom of mid-stage Alzheimer's--sometimes afflicts President Bush. Speaking in Dakar, Senegal, on July 8, 2003, President Bush stated: "It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America." rofl. Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: BFG on September 29, 2004, 12:04:35 am Quote Shit. I'd rather be able to catch a football than to be able to speak well. ...that answers a lot of questions. Good to see you've really got your prioritys set straight when it comes to stupid little insignificant issues like selecting the leader of the worlds super power.. At least it makes everyone else feel vastly intellectually superior... 8) Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: crypt on September 29, 2004, 12:11:34 am Well, maybe Kerry has a good speaking voice, but all he does with it is blabber and contradict himself.
Title: Re:Relieve your political tension. Post by: Cossack on September 29, 2004, 04:36:03 am I heard Kerrys is a damn good hockey player. You know I wouldnt expect the captain of my high school football team to kick my ass in swimming, nor would I expect me to kick his ass in a football game.
To the point: Who the fuck that is worth anything actually gives a shit about this picture? |