*DAMN R6 Forum

     First, the funny: http://www.slothy.com/casting.mov

     Now for something cool: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=10554&item=3695608433&rd=1

oh my god, are you freakin kiddin me ! Who's gonna play paintball against the dude holding that "mini" gun  :o

But isn't that a normal sized gun for normal sized people? ;)

i want... i really really want - just to have 5 minutes playing with that thing. oh my god.


ps... the "audition" movie... loth that was pure class :D

     Another cool thing I forgot to link before this: http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Newsroom/BlueMarble/

i hear ya !

Paintball minigun....ouchies. There is a thing kinda like that avaiable for Tippmans called the Firestorm crank. It attaches to the trigger and every time u turn the crank its the equivalent of 4 trigger pulls which gives incredible BPS cause a human cant get higher then 20 BPS with just a finger...amazing stuff.

     So that crank makes your marker into a Gatling gun? Hahahaha, that rocks.

     New funny shit, found on a friend's personal forum. Don't know where he lifted it from.

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     oh and this just in, The Bush campaign's game plan:

     If there is violence, we are winning because it shows they are desperate. If there is no violence, we are winning because we have brought peace. If the violence is a large attack, it shows they are so weak that they need to focus their manpower and resources on spectacular attacks in order to exaggerate their importance and it shows we are winning. If the violence is a series of small attacks, it shows we are winning because they have been reduced to fighting small battles. If parts of the country aren't under our control, it shows we are winning because they have consolidated into pockets of resistance because they know they have lost most of the war. If the violence is spread out across the country, it shows we are winning because the attacks are spread out instead of having any sort of organizational focus that could take the country out of our hands. If foreign fighters are involved, it shows we are winning because the Iraqis support us and only outside troublemakers are keeping things going. If domestic fighters are involved, it shows we are winning because the old regime is fighting for its last gasps because it knows it can't win open and free elections. If we can't hold open and free elections in every community, it is because we are winning and those obstacles are a last ditch attempt to block democracy. If other regimes are opening up, it shows that taking a hard line on Iraq was essential to forcing reform. If other regimes are closing themselves to the world, it shows that a hardline on Iraq was right because these regimes can't be trusted and are revealing their true colours. If the person on the street opposes America, it is because we are winning and evil regimes only prop themselves up through misinformation and bogeymen. If the person on the street supports America, it is because we are winning over their hearts and minds. If we can't find weapons of mass destruction, it shows we are winning because we prevented an evil man from acquiring them. If we find weapons of mass destruction, then we were right all along and thank god we are winning the war against them. If terrorists strike our allies, it shows we are winning that they are hurting enough to have to try and scare them out of a winning coalition. If the terrorists don't strike our allies, it is because we are winning and new security measures have been working and being part of the coalition is paying off.

     If something is wrong, it shows that we are right
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48 balls...


...per second...


......per barrel......


 :o

on that earth ball site, you can see the deforestation...that's so hilariously sad lol.


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     http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/09/20/lightbulb.reut/index.html

     Retro-vintage WWW goodness. Apparently this site is about eight years old, and the author just brought it back online recently. Damn funny, too. http://www.sosumicorp.com/

case of paint = $50.00
enough paint to filll the gun = $100.00

5 seconds of unloading on your freind = priceless

500 Paintballs = $24.99
Enough paint to fill the gun = $199.92

48 BPS/Barrel x 4 = 192 BPS

20.83 seconds of fire from this baby = 50 dollars cheaper than my entire paintball gun.

... For everything else, theres mastercard ;)

dont pee against the wind, you might get wet !:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/28/tv.stewart.oreilly.ap/index.html

If you really wanna laugh you'll watch some movies from www.Mega64.com

omg, those videos SUCK !!!

You obviously have a non american sense of humor, seeing that you aren't american. sigh.

I thought they were funny as hell. lmao when he tries to squeeze through the carts as a tetris block. LOL

     Tetris was a funny concept, and it had the NES-C music track (quality!), but it wasn't carried off as well as it could have been... just like all their movies.

     Metal Gear Solid was damn funny, though.

     And Ghosts and Goblins sucks my nuts.

....baaaad. must be an american thing.  :o

yeah definatly... the guy who said "F*cking loosers" seemed to be on the right line

ty, i started to think i was abnormal !

I think they are just trailers, Loth. I bet the full versions have multiple scenes where they do that stuff.

     The Victorian Sex Cry Generator: http://www.hootisland.com/stuff/victorian.html

http://www.hootisland.com/cgi-bin/karma.cgi
one of the ones i got from here..

here's a nice little joke:

The train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine walked its entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed  middle-aged French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!" An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand, you drive your autos on the wrong side of the road, and now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window!"

OMG!  That is so fuckin funny![/size]

LOL thats good, thats very good  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~damnr6/yabbse/YaBBImages/icon_lol.gif)  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~damnr6/yabbse/YaBBImages/beer.gif)

Yeah, finally a good joke...And the wierdest part...BFG and GS agree...;)

     French-bashing: uniting people across borders since 1919.

Absolutely.  ;D