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Title: A Bear after Mac's Heart! :) Post by: ogre_h on August 19, 2004, 03:34:30 pm http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/08/18/bear.beer.reut/index.html
Title: Re:A Bear after Mac's Heart! :) Post by: Cobra6 on August 19, 2004, 04:21:35 pm only 36 beers...what a light weight
Title: Re:A Bear after Mac's Heart! :) Post by: WardenMac on August 19, 2004, 11:33:19 pm Thats what Im talking bout, only 36, and hes going for the cheap brand :-X
Title: Re:A Bear after Mac's Heart! :) Post by: Cocobolo on August 20, 2004, 02:43:56 am Well it was 2 years old, prolly just glad to be getting served, lol. And it stayed away from the Busch beer, must be instinct!
Title: Re:A Bear after Mac's Heart! :) Post by: ogre_h on August 20, 2004, 04:05:21 am Yeah I'd like to see the barkeep who says no to a Black Bear
Top Ten Signs a Bear May Be Drunk 10. "Weaves" as it tries to slap salmon from a river 9. Its breath stinks suspiciously of Binaca 8. In between attempting to maul your face with its enormous claws, keeps slurring the sloppy-drunk catchphrase "I lovvvve you mannnn. No, seriously, I lovvvvve you, mannnnn" 7. Can't stop giggling over the word "ursine" 6. Makes embarrassing confessions about having a gay affair with New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey 5. Insists repeatedly that it's "All right to drive, I swear," then gets into the car's rear seat and wants to know who stole the steering wheel 4. Hits on a ferociously-ugly wild boar, but keeps seeking your approval by asking, "She's got a nice rack though, right?" 3. Attempts to shit in the woods; misses 2. Won't stop asking, "White Castle? White Castle? Who's up for a White Castle run?" ...and the Number One Sign a Bear May be Drunk... 1. Says it finds Terezzza Heinz-Kerry "candid" and "refreshing," then urinates on itself |