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Title: US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: "Sixhits" on July 22, 2004, 08:15:24 pm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3915659.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3915659.stm)
Just for laughs. >>> The US military has devised a way to ensure its troops in battle need never go hungry - with dried food that can be rehydrated using dirty water or urine. The meal comes in a pouch that filters out 99.9% of bacteria and most toxic chemicals, says New Scientist magazine. The aim is to reduce the amount of water soldiers need to carry. <<< Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: BFG on July 22, 2004, 08:21:11 pm Erm... Ok Im feeling hungry just by reading the article!!
...yeah or not. poor bastards Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: "Sixhits" on July 22, 2004, 08:27:38 pm (http://www.bartcop.com/long-wont.jpg)
AND he's eating his own urine. Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: BTs_Mysterio on July 22, 2004, 08:29:51 pm I find this disturbing. At least GS now has a reason to rejoin the military. ;)
Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: BFG on July 22, 2004, 08:31:32 pm gotta love it
Quote But Hydration Technology Inc, in Albany, Oregon, which made the membrane, warned it is too coarse to filter out urea so soldiers should only use urine in an absolute emergency. Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: BTs_Mysterio on July 22, 2004, 08:32:25 pm No BFG, laugh at my joke.
Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: BFG on July 22, 2004, 08:35:54 pm Sorry.... hahaha.
no my hearts just not in it sorry :( Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: BTs_Mysterio on July 22, 2004, 08:36:48 pm You have shamed the anti GS within us all.
Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: BFG on July 22, 2004, 08:38:57 pm Yeah im sorry.... Pass the Dunce hat i'll go stand in the corner for a while...
oh btw - hahaha the US army drink piss! Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: BTs_Mysterio on July 22, 2004, 08:41:32 pm I can't help but feel like Bush came up with this idea...
No too complex for bush, maybe a rumsfled/ashcroft endeavor. Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: c| Lone-Wolf on July 22, 2004, 09:17:29 pm You know, this just makes me want to join the army even more.
Perhaps they should add that on the food packages "World renowed cheff's cooking contained inside, just add piss and it makes it taste that much better" Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: seth on July 22, 2004, 09:22:05 pm i'm amazed "Mr Army guy" didnt comment this yet.
Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: BTs_Mysterio on July 22, 2004, 09:58:11 pm Ok I'll try another joke. This brings a whole new meaning you urinal cake! ;)
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: BFG on July 22, 2004, 10:00:22 pm ;D ROLF ;D
Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: seth on July 22, 2004, 10:29:02 pm lol
Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: BTs_Mysterio on July 22, 2004, 11:56:32 pm <sly smirk> Excellent.
Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: BTs_GhostSniper on July 23, 2004, 12:26:16 am i'm amazed "Mr Army guy" didnt comment this yet. Sorry, I was on the road all day for work. 400 miles later I'm a little tired....I'll reply later. lol....400 miles....never even left the State of Mississippi.....I bet I could get through 4 countries in Europe if I drove that far. Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: BFG on July 23, 2004, 12:47:27 am Well you could travel the Channel tunnel and go from Britain to France -- yeah yeah i hear you say "not that youd want to go to france etc.." ;)
Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: "Sixhits" on July 23, 2004, 02:34:43 am i'm amazed "Mr Army guy" didnt comment this yet. Sorry, I was on the road all day for work. 400 miles later I'm a little tired....I'll reply later. lol....400 miles....never even left the State of Mississippi.....I bet I could get through 4 countries in Europe if I drove that far. Heh -- or four New England states. Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: bronto on July 23, 2004, 05:46:24 am or if you're in france, you could probably make it to holland.
Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: BTs_Mysterio on July 23, 2004, 06:27:33 am This so sooo offtopic. YAR!
Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: spike on July 23, 2004, 04:15:30 pm every single thread has suddenly begun to veer quickly off topic after the first page or so.
on a more pertinent note: i just ruined my sweet 420 post count. godamn >:( Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: crypt on July 23, 2004, 04:22:20 pm every single thread has suddenly begun to veer quickly off topic after the first page or so. Ever since the man name Mysterio came around.... Hmmmmmm.... on a more pertinent note: i just ruined my sweet 420 post count. godamn >:( You always have 6(six)6 coming up :D. Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: spike on July 23, 2004, 04:25:11 pm yess, the devil and i await that moment avidly
Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: BTs_Mysterio on July 23, 2004, 06:14:19 pm Reaching 666 isn't as fun as one would suppose. I wonder if 6666 will have some sort of affect. Only one way to find out. We all know GS sent this one off topic with his driving talk so take that anti-mystinites.
Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: bronto on July 23, 2004, 09:04:23 pm good thing i don't contribute to this terrible 'ruining of the threads' business that's going around.
(http://www.gapingmaw.com/69730/1.jpg) (http://www.gapingmaw.com/69730/11.jpg) (http://www.gapingmaw.com/69730/3.jpg) (http://www.gapingmaw.com/69730/2.jpg) (http://www.gapingmaw.com/69730/4.jpg) (http://www.gapingmaw.com/69730/6.jpg) Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: BTs_Mysterio on July 23, 2004, 09:52:23 pm Is it just me or does soccer seem to have a lot of queerness in it?
Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: spike on July 24, 2004, 01:30:31 am dude, i think one of those pics is from columbine? the two guys leading the fat dude away?
Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: BFG on July 24, 2004, 01:43:53 am What spike said... that pic looks familier - and on the whole this is a pretty sick mix of comedy sporting sexual inuendos, and people hurt or trying to beat the living daylights out of each other...
Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: spike on July 24, 2004, 01:57:00 am on closer inspection of the pics i have a couple of thoughts:
1. why're all the black dudes beating some chick? 2. why all those people gotta be hating on the street signs. they aint done nothin' to you man, just leave em be! Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: bronto on July 24, 2004, 04:55:31 am AAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: Mr. Lothario on July 24, 2004, 10:36:53 am The guys jumping on stop signs was during a
Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: BFG on July 24, 2004, 10:52:25 am .... Chick spike or bloke with long hair?
Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: spike on July 24, 2004, 04:10:54 pm i say chick, the hair looks too clean for a bloke with long hair.
Title: Re:US Army Food -- Just Add Urine! Post by: bronto on July 25, 2004, 02:23:59 am if it's a dude, he's probably getting beat up for wearing his hair in a pony tail.
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